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By: Dananatuffs on Mar 2nd, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 9.33 KB  |  hits: 119  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day Optimism in Equestria
  2. >Be Anon
  3. >Wake up
  4. >Shit, Shower, Shave
  5. >You’re feeling strangely optimistic today
  6. >As if nothing can go wrong
  7. >Your smile is almost creepy as you mull about your house, making yourself a small breakfast and cleaning around the house
  8. >You hear a door knock just as you finish eating
  9. >Talk about good timing
  10. >You open the door to see Rarity
  11. >Just kidding, it’s Fluttershy
  12. >Not even this can faze you however, and you beam down at her
  13. So, Fluttershy! Take your guess and let’s get this day on the way!
  14. >Fluttershy smiles at you, and holds up some strange looking ball
  15. >She gestures for you to take it
  16. >You take it and look at it closer, trying to see exactly what it is
  17. >As far as you can see, it’s a blue glass ball
  18. Uh, Fluttershy, what is this?
  19. >”Are magic’s best left untouched your fetish, Anon?”
  20. >What
  21. >The ball starts glowing as she says that, and you feel your hands grow suddenly very cold
  22. >You try to let go of the ball, but it’s stuck to your hands
  23. Fluttershy! Get this thing off of me, it isn’t my fetish!
  24. >Fluttershy ignores you
  25. >Her eyes are glazed over, and she appears to be drooling
  26. >Fucking
  27. >No time to finish that
  28. >You feel the cold continue to spread up your arms, and into your chest
  29. >You can feel your heart beat starting to slow
  30. >You wave your arms as madly as you can, but the ball refuses to leave your hands
  31. >Is this how you’re going to die? Some stupid ball of ice given to you by a sexually inept talking pony with wings?
  32. >You feel your rage start to combat the cold with its heat, but it’s too late
  33. >As you prepare to die, your last thoughts are on killing the one who did this to you
  34. >And then your arms snap off and you pass out
  35.  
  36. >You wake up in a hospital
  37. >You’re not entirely sure what’s happening
  38. >Why aren’t you dead?
  39. >A moment later, you see Twilight walk in
  40. >Her eyes widen in surprise as she sees you
  41. >”Anon! You’re awake!”
  42. Uh, yeah, I guess I am. Why aren’t I dead?
  43. >”I don’t even know, Anon. By the time Fluttershy brought you here, your heart was beating at 20 bps”
  44. >The heart monitor speeds up when you hear Fluttershy’s name
  45. >That bitch nearly killed you
  46. >You clench your fists, trying to keep the rage off your face
  47. >Wait, you clench your fists?
  48. >Your arms are still here?!
  49. >Sitting up, you yank your arms out from under the covers
  50. >…
  51. >These aren’t your arms
  52. >They’re… robotic
  53. >You look at Twilight, hoping for an explanation
  54. >She looks at you sadly
  55. >”We sent Rainbow Dash to see if she could find your arms, but apparently there was nothing but a puddle of water. We did what we could, and tried to mimic your arms. But Anon, you have to tell me, what happened?”
  56. >You flex your new fingers some more, before looking at her
  57. …Fluttershy. She gave me some kind of… orb, and it started to freeze my whole body. It was slowing my heart when my arms snapped off, cutting off the power.
  58. >Twilight looks at you for a moment, before shaking her head
  59. >”Anon, be serious. Why in Equestria would Fluttershy do something like that? She wouldn’t hurt a fly!”
  60. >Your fists clench again, and the monitor speeds up
  61. She tried to kill me! And even if it was a mistake, she did nothing to help me UNTIL MY ARMS FELL OFF
  62. >You feel magic restrain you and Twilight’s eyes grow dark
  63. >”Anon, I will not have you insult my friend! Stay here, calm down, and then I expect you to apologize to Fluttershy!”
  64. >And with that, she stalks out of the room, the door slamming behind her
  65. >You have never felt such rage before
  66. >The heart monitor sky rockets, reaching untold heights
  67. >After a moment, it flat lines, unable to keep up with the speed
  68. >It then short-circuits and powers off
  69. >You get out of bed, and grab the pile of clothes waiting for you
  70. >You put them on, but rip off the sleeves
  71. >You will not hide what that monster did to you
  72. >You smash the window, relishing when you don’t feel it
  73. >You jump out of the window, landing on your hands and flipping onto your feet
  74. >You feel like you can crush the world
  75. >But only one thing requires crushing
  76. >The Yellow Menace
  77. >Fluttershy
  78. >And you’ll destroy anything that stands in your way
  79.  
  80. >You walk through Ponyville, the air around you shimmering
  81. >Apple Jack runs up to you
  82. >”Anon! What’s the matter, you look kinda angry”
  83. >You look at her for a moment
  84. >She was not the one you wanted
  85. I am going to find Fluttershy, and I am going to make her pay for taking my arms and nearly killing me
  86. >Apple Jack looks incredulous for a moment
  87. >She then starts to laugh
  88. >”Oh Anon, you are too gosh darn funny! Fluttershy, nearly killing ya? She’d sooner take her own life!”
  89. That would be nice
  90. >Apple Jack stops laughing, and looks at you
  91. >You meet her gaze, and bring all your anger to bear
  92. >She wilts, backing away you
  93. >”You’re serious, aren’t ya? Anon, you know I can’t let you do that! You’re clearly just woozy from all that fancy medical mumbo jumbo. Why don’t you come with me, and we’ll get us some nice Apple Cider and calm down?”
  94. >You sigh
  95. >You like Apple Jack
  96. >But she can’t stop this
  97. >No one can
  98. Move.
  99. >Apple Jack looks sad for a moment
  100. >Then her eyes harden, and she attempts to kick you in the shin
  101. >You stop her leg with your hand, and throw her behind you
  102. >Dazed, she gets shakily to her feet, but you are already walking away
  103. >She runs off, heading towards Twilight’s tree
  104. >This may get difficult
  105.  
  106. >You reach Fluttershy’s house as the sun goes down
  107. >You can hear her singing happily inside
  108. >The monster sings, knowing what she has done
  109. >You feel your nostrils flare, and suddenly you’re at her door
  110. >You grab the handle, and pull
  111. >The door flies off its hinges, and you walk in
  112. >You hear Fluttershy squeal and hide
  113. Come out, Fluttershy! Your time has come!
  114. >You see a pink mane pop out from behind the couch
  115. >”Oh, A-anon! Y-you’re ok!”
  116. >She comes out from behind the couch
  117. >”M-my time h-has come, y-you s-say? You’re f-finally going to l-love me?”
  118. >Scream Internally
  119. >And externally
  120. >Fluttershy screams as well, and flies out the window
  121. >You run around the house and begin to make chase
  122. >Before you can get far though, you feel a familiar force pull you into the air
  123. >In front of you is the whole mane 6, Fluttershy hiding behind her friends
  124. >Twilight steps forward
  125. >”Anon! Stop this nonsense now! You’ve clearly gone crazy!”
  126. >Your eyes flash, and you swear your heart beats even faster
  127. >This has to be killing you
  128. Crazy? Crazy?! You dare declare me crazy, when you allow that psychotic whore-
  129. >You gesture at Fluttershy with your eyes
  130. -to do as she pleases and nearly end my life? You take her side without a moments investigation, and let her live free while I suffer the consequences of her actions?!
  131. >You feel your rage grow more as you say what has been rushing through your mind the past hour
  132. >It practically doubles when you see the look on their faces; they look sad, as if they’re putting down a rabid dog
  133. >Your heart, on the other hand, tells you you’re already on a short timer
  134. Well I’ll be damned if she gets away with anything like this again! I swear on my life, that I will bring an end to that monster, AND ANYONE WHO STANDS TO STOP ME
  135. >With that, Fluttershy squeals and flies away
  136. >They say letting it out your anger make you feel better
  137. >In this case, it merely strengthens your resolve
  138. >With all your will power and rage come to bear, you pull at the forces stopping you
  139. >And you break free
  140.  
  141. >The ponies yelp, and before they can get themselves together, you grab Twilight’s neck and twist
  142. >There’s the biggest problem down
  143. >Rainbow Dash screams, and flies at you, but you simply raise your arm and clothesline her
  144. >She falls, just as Rarity shoots a beam of magic and Pinkie teleports onto your back
  145. >You twist, and Rarity’s beam hits Pinkie, stunning her on the spot
  146. >You pick her up and throw her at Rarity, knocking them both out
  147. >You turn to Apple Jack, but she simply stares dumb founded at you
  148. >You look at her for a moment, before gesturing to her unconscious friends
  149. Well? Help them
  150. >And with that, you run towards Fluttershy
  151.  
  152. >You reach her soon enough
  153. >She’s a slow flier, and your rage is pumping you full of adrenaline
  154. >You grasp her by the wings and push her to the ground
  155. >You breathe in, and smell her scent
  156. >This bitch is enjoying this
  157. >You twist her wings harshly, and you hear her whimper
  158. Did you enjoy that? Do you enjoy knowing your foolishness has caused all of this?
  159. >You hear a sob as she begins crying, but you aren’t done
  160. >You dig a knee into her spine, and lean your mouth just behind her head
  161. Twilight is dead because of you; you and your games, always playing the gentle one, always the kind one.
  162. >Your rage is cold now, but no less potent
  163. >You take your knee off her spine and use it and our other knee to pin her wings to the ground
  164. >You place both your hands on the side of her head, your metal fingers digging into her skin
  165. >Before you can do anything else, Celestia appears in a flash of light
  166. >”ANONYMOUS! Release Fluttershy is instant, and repent! Perhaps then, I will give you a swift death for the murder of my prized student!”
  167. >You look at her
  168. >She’s crying
  169. >You think you would’ve cared this morning, but nothing is left but the rage inside you
  170. >You look her in the eye
  171. >And you pull of Fluttershy’s head
  172. >A moment later, and you’re nothing but a pile of ash on the ground