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Sodom Under the Sea

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  1. SODOM UNDER THE SEA
  2.  
  3. (pre-DLC version)
  4.  
  5. The story is always better
  6. In Levine's older draft
  7. You dream about going back there
  8. But that is a big mistake
  9. Just look at the plot around you
  10. Right here in the DLC
  11. He's got a noir dame for you
  12. What more is you lookin' for?
  13.  
  14. Under the sea
  15. Under the sea
  16. Darling it's better
  17. Down where it's wetter
  18. Take it from me
  19. Up in the sky they pray all day
  20. In the clouds they stay chaste all day
  21. While the daughter seduces
  22. Hell out of Booker's
  23. Under the sea
  24.  
  25. Down here all the anon is happy
  26. As with flirty Liz they roll
  27. The anon in the sky ain't happy
  28. They sad 'cause their Liz is not
  29. But this sky anon is lucky
  30. They in for a worser fate
  31. One day when the 'net get rowdy
  32. Guess who's breasts will they deflate
  33.  
  34. Under the sea
  35. Under the sea
  36. Nobody find her
  37. strap her and change her
  38. In QTE
  39. We what the troll folks loves to bait
  40. Under the sea we get >Levine on the plate
  41. We got no troubles
  42. DLC is the bubbles
  43. Under the sea
  44. Under the sea
  45. Lewd stuff is sweet here
  46. We got the 'cest here
  47. Naturally
  48. Even the normals an' the trolls
  49. They get urge get their feels on
  50. We got the waifu
  51. Just right for you
  52. Under the sea
  53.  
  54. ***
  55.  
  56. (post-DLC version, not mine)
  57.  
  58. Your headcanon’s always better
  59. Than whatever Ken can write
  60. You think that we do not need him
  61. But Anon that’s just not right
  62. Just look at the thread around you
  63. Sodom to the nth degree
  64. We need to kick-start new content
  65. How bad could it really be?
  66.  
  67. The DLC
  68. The DLC
  69. You won’t regret it
  70. Don’t even fret it
  71. Take it from me
  72. Creative input’s what we need
  73. So say god bless you Ken Levine
  74. He gave us a base line
  75. Our content will outshine
  76. The DLC
  77.  
  78. Once all the anons were happy
  79. With cute things and innocence
  80. But time rots and now it’s crappy
  81. Our bounds they are limitless
  82. And without official content
  83. We’re in for a worser fate
  84. The day that we turned to Sodom
  85. Oh we started to stagnate
  86.  
  87. The DLC
  88. The DLC
  89. Though Ken Levine
  90. Writes like he’s thirteen
  91. It means more OC
  92. Or else we become like M-E-G
  93. “What is the taste of Quarian pee?”
  94. Nah fuck that shit
  95. It’s de-gen-er-ah-et
  96. The DLC
  97. The DLC
  98. Each little covert
  99. Fetishist pervert
  100. The DLC
  101. We’re starting to forfeit
  102. To shitposting autists
  103. “That's why it's hotter
  104. If she’s your daughter”
  105. We’re out of luck here
  106. Get the fuck in here
  107. The DLC
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