Title:           Some shit I wrote while bored
Author:          DaftAnon
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/Nm5PirhH
First Edit:      Saturday 17th of August 2013 05:45:49 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 17th of August 2013 05:45:49 PM CDT

>Day bored in Canterlot
>Be Norman
>Be playing Faggot fag 2: the faggiest of faggots on your Xblowjob 360
>Win the game because alpha faggot
>Realize you spent the entire night playing this bullshit
>Its already time to go to school
>Teleport there like gogu
>Go with Aryan Beauty
Hello White goddess
>''Wha-''
>You touch her private parts
>She has a dick
>You both stare at each other for like 5 seconds
>You fart
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>You throw her to the ground and start shitting on her face
>You make sure she tastes your entire asshole
>''Mister Normal'' says Principal Celestia in an angry tone
Fuck you you pale statue bitch
>You shit on her face and start running away
>You teleport home
>Once there you masturbate to the thought of the Aryan Beauty having a penis
>You cum
>End up sleeping all covered in your normal semen
>The End