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Some shit I wrote while bored

By: DaftAnon on Aug 17th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.86 KB  |  hits: 39  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day bored in Canterlot
  2. >Be Norman
  3. >Be playing Faggot fag 2: the faggiest of faggots on your Xblowjob 360
  4. >Win the game because alpha faggot
  5. >Realize you spent the entire night playing this bullshit
  6. >Its already time to go to school
  7. >Teleport there like gogu
  8. >Go with Aryan Beauty
  9. Hello White goddess
  10. >''Wha-''
  11. >You touch her private parts
  12. >She has a dick
  13. >You both stare at each other for like 5 seconds
  14. >You fart
  15. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  16. >You throw her to the ground and start shitting on her face
  17. >You make sure she tastes your entire asshole
  18. >''Mister Normal'' says Principal Celestia in an angry tone
  19. Fuck you you pale statue bitch
  20. >You shit on her face and start running away
  21. >You teleport home
  22. >Once there you masturbate to the thought of the Aryan Beauty having a penis
  23. >You cum
  24. >End up sleeping all covered in your normal semen
  25. >The End
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