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Digital love Chapter 2: Happiness

By: DaftAnon on Jul 13th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 6.96 KB  |  hits: 52  |  expires: Never
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  1. >It’s just another day in Canterlot high
  2. >You, Atomic Adam, are sitting on your desk, it’s almost time for lunch, and you're getting really hungry
  3. >There it is, the bell is ringing
  4. >Time to eat
  5. >You hurry to the cafeteria
  6. >Once there, you notice your usual table, where you eat next to your science club pals
  7. >You sit next to them
  8. >After chatting a little about the last class, you open your bag, hoping there's a good jelly and peanut butter sandwich in there
  9. >You open it
  10. >Nothing
  11. >Looks like you left your food in your house
  12. >Well, you can still buy something to eat
  13. >you check your pockets
  14. >No money
  15. >Oh snap
  16. >You had to wait until getting home to eat something
  17.  
  18. >OH GOD MAKE IT STOP
  19. >The school is finally over
  20. >you could barely pay attention to the teachers because of your hunger
  21. >and you are going home, running faster as you can
  22. >the hunger is killing you
  23. >After what looked like hours, and hours of running, you see your house
  24. >Quick as lightning, you get inside it, go upstairs, and leave your bag
  25. >Now you are free to-
  26. >''Master Adam''
  27. >this scared the shit outta you
  28. WHO'S THERE
  29. >you say that while striking a karate pose
  30. >''It's me, Rainbow Daft, Master Adam'' Rainbow Daft says as she gets out of the closet
  31. Uh... you scared me, Rainbow Daft.
  32. >''Scared?''
  33. >Oh yeah, she doesn't know about human feelings yet
  34. You shouldn't appear out of nowhere like that, you-
  35. >your stomach is fucking howling right now
  36. >''what's that's that noise, master Adam? It looks like it came from your insides''
  37. Oh, I'm just hungry
  38. >You wonder if she could cook
  39. >let’s give it a try, your mom isn't here, as always...
  40. Hey Rainbow Daft, could you cook me some fried eggs with bacon?
  41. >''I am afraid i can’t perform that activity, Master Adam''
  42. >Damn it
  43. >Well, it could be cool if she cooked for you...
  44. >You can always teach her, so yeah...
  45. Want me to teach you?
  46. >''It'd be great if Master Adam taught Rainbow Daft How to perform new activities''
  47. Alright, let’s see
  48.  
  49. >Hours pass
  50.  
  51. >the kitchen is a mess now
  52. >but it looks like Rainbow just learned how to cook
  53. >''Master Adam, Master Adam! Look, I cooked eggs and bacon for you as you wished!''
  54. >She looks very happy with her new achievement
  55. >Its kinda cute to see her cheer like that
  56. >''Well, Master Adam, Will you eat it?''
  57. >You forgot that you were hungry as hell
  58. >Maybe teaching Rainbow Daft how to cook entertained you so much that you forgot you were hungry
  59. >Well, let’s try
  60. Let’s see...
  61. >You take the dish and start eating
  62. >...
  63. >OH GOD THIS TASTES AWFUL
  64. >''did you like it, Master Adam?''
  65. >You nod
  66. Yes, very good indeed, Rainbow
  67. >You don't want to hurt her feelings
  68. >So, you end up eating it all
  69. >Then, you give her a thumbs up
  70. >She jumps, cheering victory, then, she notices you and stops doing so
  71. >She's blushing
  72. It's ok, do it
  73. >She grins and starts jumping and cheering again
  74. >you quickly make your way to the bathroom, and you start throwing out
  75. >Oh for god's sake, you hate throwing out
  76. >you think you're done
  77. >yep, you’re done
  78. >You get your teeth clean and go again to the kitchen
  79. >And she's still cheering
  80. Well, now we need to clean up this mess
  81. >''Clean... up?'' Asks the bio-mechanic replica of the girl of your dreams
  82. >You facepalm
  83. Forget it; I'll do that, Rainbow Daft, just go upstairs.
  84. >''Alright, Master Adam'' she says as she starts to move
  85.  
  86.  
  87. >Its 5pm
  88. >And you surely are tired as fuck
  89. >After cleaning all the mess, you go upstairs
  90. >There is rainbow daft, sitting on the floor with a book
  91. >''Oh... hello again, Master Adam''
  92. >She was focused in your carpet
  93. What are you looking at, Rainbow Daft?
  94. >''I am observing some acarus''
  95. >The book she had there was your Insect book
  96. >She must be really bored to do that
  97. >maybe you can...
  98. R-Rainbow Daft... do you want to go to a park?
  99. >''A park?''
  100. A park is a place where you can play and enjoy the outsides
  101. >Of course you didn't spend much time in that place
  102. >You barely used to go out
  103. >''Sure, Master Adam''
  104. Let’s go, then
  105. >Wait
  106. >What if Rainbow Dash is in the park?
  107. >you can't let her see a copy of herself
  108. >You get an idea
  109. Um... wait here Rainbow Daft
  110. >You go to the basement and grab a scissor
  111. >Once again You go upstairs, and cut her hair
  112. >You can get a rainbow wig later
  113. >Great now, the clothes
  114. >You grab some of your mom's old clothes
  115. >kinda 80's-ish but it fits her well
  116. >Now we are ready
  117. We can go now
  118. >''Rainbow Daft likes her new hair''
  119. Glad you like it, Rainbow
  120. >You both go to the park together
  121. >It’s a nice, sunny day
  122. >And Rainbow Daft looks very eager with the idea of playing outside
  123. >You sit on a nearby bench while looking at Rainbow Daft explore the outsides
  124. >She approaches some dudes playing football
  125. >Is she asking to play?
  126. >You were right, they are letting her play
  127. >Once they teach her how to play, the game starts
  128. >And wow, Rainbow Daft is pretty good
  129. >Not only pretty good, she is kicking ass
  130. >Now this is football
  131. >The game ended 13-0
  132. >The other team is tired as hell, they can barely breathe
  133. >It looks like the captain of the team is asking her something
  134. >Rainbow Daft points at you
  135. >Cap laughs
  136. >He approaches you
  137. >Did Rainbow Daft say something about you?
  138. >''Hey wimp, wanna fight?'' says the captain
  139. W-What?
  140. >''You and me, now''
  141. >He quickly throws a punch at you
  142. >You luckily dodge it
  143. >What is wrong with this guy!?
  144. >You take some steps back
  145. >''Wow, you surely are a coward'' says the douche bag captain
  146. >He throws another punch
  147. >You can’t dodge this
  148. >Its gonna hurt
  149. >You close your eyes and wait for the pain
  150. >...
  151. >...
  152. >You open your eyes
  153. >There's Rainbow Daft
  154. >And she's holding that guy's fist
  155. >''What are you trying to do to my Master?'' says Rainbow
  156. >He screams in pain as she grips his fist with a lot of strength
  157. >She kicks him in the chest
  158. >Wow, he went flying like 7 or 8 meters away
  159. >''Are you okay, Master Adam?''
  160. Yes, Rainbow Daft, that was AMAZING!
  161. >''I would never let some big guy beat my master''
  162. Thanks Rainbow Daft, Thanks a lot
  163. >She saved your ass
  164. >you look at the captain
  165. >He's knocked out
  166. Do you want to stay here a little more?
  167. >''No, It's been enough time, let’s go back home, Master Adam''
  168. >You both start walking to your house
  169. >As you are about to get inside the house you decide to ask her something
  170. Rainbow Daft, what did that douche ask you?
  171. >''He asked if i was in a relationship with anyone''
  172. >She smiles
  173. >Then she opens the door and goes upstairs
  174. >She might be hungry
  175. >You think it might be good to cook her something to thank her for saving your ass back there
  176. >You do so
  177. >beef
  178. >While you are dining, Rainbow asks you something
  179. >''Master Adam, today I experienced something really nice''
  180. What was it, Rainbow Daft?
  181. >''When I cooked for you and you liked it, and when I won the game...''
  182. That's happiness, Rainbow. When humans achieve something they want, or something good happens to them, they become happier
  183. >''Rainbow Daft is very happy now, Master Adam''
  184. >She gives a big smile
  185. >She looks really cute
  186. >You feel glad that she's happy
  187.  
  188. End of Chapter 2