- >*Crack*
- >*Pomf*
- “Oww”
- >You hit the ground. Hard.
- >At least it wasn’t concrete.
- >Dazed, you feel the leafy bottom below you.
- >Wet and somewhat decayed.
- >Recovering from your fall, you begin to look around, trees to all sides.
- >“Well this is just great,” A voice in your head speaks.
- “What?”
- >”Hello, I don’t believe we’ve met before now. You can call me Jimmy”.
- “What? Where are we?”
- >”Come on now Anon, you took a mighty big fall from the trees up there. You need to focus on what is important right now. Your head is bleeding.”
- >You rub your hand down the back of your head.
- >Blood seeps down your neck. Lovely.
- >”Now I need you to listen carefully.”
- >”You need to get up and make your way into the nearby town.”
- >Still in a recovering state you reply.
- “Okay, where do I go?”
- >”Head east, to Ponyville.”
- “East? How the hell do I know where east is? I'm not a compass. And Ponyville? let me repeat, what?!”
- >”Over that way!”
- >He points your head in some direction.
- >How can he do that? Strange.
- “Okay, I guess.”
- >Pulling yourself up, your knees seem shaky.
- “Come on Anon, control it.”
- >You seize your legs and begin to walk forward.
- >You make your way into the next clearing, pushing bushes out of your face. They irritate your sides and legs.
- >”STOP!” Jimmy exclaimed.
- >You stop, confused, peering into the distance and noticing something.
- >You guess it’s an animal?
- “Jimmy, what is that?”
- >”CROUCH DAMMIT!”
- >You quickly crouch, feeling a little rustled by Jimmy’s words.
- >”I don’t know what that is, but by the look of it, it doesn’t look natural.”
- >He’s right, It looks like it’s a mashup of different animals.
- >Tiger, Scorpion, and wings.
- >What da fuq is that? Once again, Strange. No, not even strange, way more than that. This is blatantly impossible!
- >”Move around it, slowly.”
- >You aren't autistic. You fucking know what to do.
- “Yeah, I know...” you whisper.
- >You are happy Jimmy is here to guide you, but he is starting to become a little bitch.
- >You move slowly around the edge of the clearing, making sure it doesn’t notice you. The leaves lightly brush away with little noise.
- >As you near the end, Jimmy speaks up.
- >”RUN YOU BITCH!”
- >”HAUL IT”
- “WHAT THE FUCK JIMMY!”
- >You said that a bit too loud.
- >You turn and see what you didn’t want to see.
- >”Here he comes, you better move.”
- >You sprint ahead as well as you could.
- >”He is gaining on us you know. heh.”
- “Not helping Jimmy!”
- >Jimmy seemed to enjoy this.
- >What a fuck up.
- >You jump over bushes and through tree limbs.
- >Stumbling on a root that strayed on the path, you fall to the ground.
- “Fuck, MY KNEE!”
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5reDsSIiAk
- *Hiss*
- “AHH”
- >The animal a few yards from you now.
- >It pounces.
- >*Roar!* *Tear*
- >It strips away, the tight skin that lines your backside.
- “Oh sweet baby Jesus please help me.”
- >A flash appears before your eyes.
- >The creature roars.
- >Next you see a boulder. Not just any boulder. That was a nice boulder.
- >It crashes into the creature full force, pinning it down by its scorpion tail.
- >This boulder is GIGANTIC!
- >”That will teach you!” screams a distant voice.
- “Thank you Jesus!”
- >”De nada” Jimmy blurts.
- “Shut it, Jimmy.”
- >Your head begins to twirl around, still lying facedown on the floor from the impact of the beast.
- >Goodbye consciousness, we will talk later.
- >”Oh my Celestia, you look hurt!” that same voice calls as you slip from reality.
- “W...Whoa, where am I?”
- >It is dark all around besides a circle of light in what you assume is a closed room.
- >”You are in my world now, Anon.”
- >Recognizing that voice, you know who.
- “Jimmy, what's going on here?”
- >”You’re asleep right now, don’t worry though, I have a feeling like you will be fine.”
- “A feeling?”
- >”Eeyup.” Jimmy replies in a southern accent.
- “I remember now, that thing leaped on my back and scratched the hell out of me.”
- “WHAT DA HELL MAN?”
- “WHAT WAS THAT BACK THERE?”
- >”I enjoy unsettling you, I had a good feeling you would be fine in the end though.”
- “What? You little piece of shit. You could have gotten me killed!”
- >”Ahh, but I didn’t.”
- “But you’re not helping me, you are practically signing my death warrant!”
- >”Oh come on now, I thought we were bros.”
- “What! No man, fuck you. I don’t even know who or what you are!”
- >”I am you, just a section of you, segmented in my own realm as a free roaming sentient being.”
- “Well I don’t want your help anymore! I did fine without you before and It can stay like that.”
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- >”Alright, I won’t help. Don’t expect me to show up if you ever need me.”
- “Deal.” you grunt harshly.
- >You awaken from the dream-like state.
- >Pain grapes down your spine as you try to adjust yourself from a rather wet with sweat bed.
- >Seems like you smell too. Just an ordinary male’s body odor.
- >You look around, analyzing the room.
- >It was white, with medical equipment stacked up in the corners.
- >That much you could tell because of the EKG beeping next to you.
- >You don’t feel much pain, they must have some kick ass pain killers as well.
- >You reach around to feel your head.
- >Bandaged, good.
- >You almost shut your eyes for some rest when a voice comes from the door.
- >“Well hello!”
- >You see the source.
- >HOLY HELL A TALKING HORSE!
- >What. What. waht. wut. m8?
- >Your eyes widen
- >You rub them in astonishment.
- >”Do you understand me?” it continues.
- >Come on anon, you got this.
- >Just a horse that can talk.
- “y..yess..”
- >”Great!”
- >The horse is a light shade of purple.
- >Lavender I guess, was never really good with colors. too many of them.
- >She slowly begins to walk over to you.
- >Oh shit, wut do?
- >She is scanning your body as she comes closer.
- >She is now looking into your eyes, standing next to you.
- >”What are you?”
- “Me? What are you!”
- >”I’m Twilight Sparkle! A pony of Ponyville, student of Princess Celestia.”
- “A pony ehh?”
- >”Yes.” A little offended. “Well, what are you?” She repeats herself.
- “I’m Anon! A human of Earth, above-average working class citizen.”
- >”A human? Never heard of that species. cool a new species!” she replies excitable.
- “What happened back there? Where am I?”
- >”You are in the Ponyville hospital. You were severely injured after that manticore cut up your back and smashed your head.”
- “So it was a manticore, fucking cunt”
- >ignoring your language Twilight says ”Well yes, I took care of it and brought you here to get you help.”
- “Well thanks. did you kill it?”
- >”Oh Celestia no, I would never do that. I Threw a boulder at it and it ran away after getting loose from the boulder’s grasp. I am afraid that I crushed its tail though.”
- “Good work, Twilight was it?”
- >She nods, ”Now can you please tell me what it is you were doing out in the Everfree forest?”
- >Hesitating, you nod and speak.
- “Honestly, I was trying to get out of the forest, I just poofed there you see.”
- >”No, I don’t know what you mean.” she says will a confused look.
- “I can’t really explain it, It has a lot of complicated physics and other sciences involved.”
- >She gets a BIG grin.
- >”Please try to explain, I’m a bit of a scientist myself!” she exclaims with anticipation.
- “Well, ok.”
- “I work in a science lab that performs dimensional research.”
- “Whether it be my world, or others.”
- >”Whoah, I knew you were different, but are you telling me that you’re from another universe?”
- “Yes, we work to gain knowledge about time and space. Its really quite interesting ”
- >You ‘forget’ to tell her that this may have been against your governments wishes.
- >Not really important.
- >”So you are passionate about knowledge, like me!” she says with a glimmer in her eyes.
- “Yes, my team and I continue to push the laws of nature!”
- “We built a machine, one normally not given clearance for human use. But my research required me.”
- >You feel very professional, being a young prodigy that you are. A mere 21 years of age was enough to impress anyone.
- “I got in and said ‘see ya suckers’ and now I am here.”
- >”Wow! thats incredible, I’ve got to tell people about this. but not now. I still have many more questions!”
- >See? You do impress.
- >But why are you so easily explaining this to a pony? Why willing give up your secrets to someone you don’t know, a species you don’t know. They may be dangerous and use your intel to gain access to Earth. Invading it and ending Earth before it gets started.
- >This pony is too cute for such heinous acts.
- >Maybe that it their cover? They may be using it as a deceptive blindfold to what will come next!
- “I will try to answer what I can.” you say calmly.
- >”Ok, okay. You went into the machine and then turned it on, transporting you into the Everfree Forest?”
- “I guess so, That is also how I got this head injury, It was quite a fall.”
- >”Okay, next question: You are a human?”
- >you nod
- >”I don’t fully understand what that is.” she looks down at your hands.
- >You grin, her ignorance and inquisitive nature is soo cute. Damn they have good cover.
- “You’ve noticed my hands. Humans evolved from apes millions of years ago, these hands are still shown in them as well. Do you know of primates?”
- >”Yes, we used to have those if you look at the fossil record.”
- “Yes, good. We are an offshoot of that, we developed nearly-hairless bodies and a broader intelligence.”
- >”Amazing!” she says genuinely interested.
- >”Im soo glad I got this opportunity to speak with another intellectual!”
- “Well if thats all of your questions at the moment, I would like to ask you some.”
- >”Okay.”
- “First then, You are a pony, a purple pony. Why are you so exotic?”
- >She blushes
- >You didn’t realize you complimented her.
- >”Most ponies have somewhat flamboyant colors in their coat and mane.”
- “Well, I know of ponies on my world. They are usually bland with very definite color systems.”
- >”Not our ponies!”
- “Mhmm, moving on...”
- >You talk to her for an hour or so.
- >She explains that you're in a land called Equestria and that it is ruled by two monarchs, Princess Celestia, and Princess Luna.
- >This land seems very peaceful.
- >Much more different from earth
- >Wait a minute.
- >You shake your head.
- “How did you move that boulder when you stopped that manticore!?”
- >”O well, magic of course!” she says with a stare.
- “Magic? You have that?”
- >”Yes, watch this.”
- >She then begins levitating the class of water that the nurse brought in not long ago.
- >It was massed in a purple aura.
- >Mind = Blown
- “How the hell does that work!” you exclaim.
- >”that may take a lot longer to explain. Well you see, only unicorns can do magic. There are other types of ponies in this world.”
- >”There are unicorns, pegasi, earth ponies, and alicorns. Unicorns have the horn” she points to her horn with a great smile.
- >Dat cute face. Feeling the need to hug, MUST SUBSIDE.
- >You take a deep breath, calming yourself.
- >”Pegasi have wings and are exceptional at manipulating the weather.”
- >Weather? okay, whatever.
- >”Earth ponies are good with the Earth and agricultural duties.”
- >Suckers, heh.
- >”Finally, alicorns have both horns and wings. Only the Princesses I told you about are alicorns.”
- “Okay well, that magic shit is fucking sweet. I want to learn that.”
- >”I don’t know if you can, and even if you could, you still need to recover here in the hospital.”
- >Damn
- >”Well I really enjoyed this conversation of ours, I learned a lot! But I need to contact the Princess as soon as possible. Will you be alright?”
- “Yeah I will be fine” you say an awkward grin.
- >She walks out of the door and you are left alone.
- >Well, she seems nice enough, could this be truly innocence and not a plot to invade Earth?
- >You assume so.
- >You are generally excited with the ways this experiment of yours has played out.
- >You will have a lot of things to do before returning to your world, if you can return.
- >Too much right now.
- >You drift away, falling into a sleep.
- >”Goodnight” Jimmy whispers.