Title:           DJ-Anonn Beginning
Author:          DJ-Anonn
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First Edit:      Sunday 25th of March 2012 12:43:03 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 25th of March 2012 12:43:03 PM CDT

>Day 3 in Equestria, a big shot DJ for some of the biggest clubs around
>Now you are a nobody, a freak in mainhattan. You have received no kindness from these things
>Ponies, good God where am I why me, Shit
>Some of the ponies walking by stare at your dumbass just cant keep it inside can you
>Now walking around this hell hole, looking for a warm place to sleep because well you are done with cold and hard park benches
>Suddenly a gift from above, a bed a fairly good looking one too, fuckyeah.jpg
“Looks like tonight is my lucky night”
>Suddenly you hear a noise in the darkness, you turn around and see four ponies one is fairly large
>sorry bud but tonight is not your lucky night freak, well shit
>we don’t like outsiders that come in our territory especially the likes of yours
>my friends and I are going to have to show you how to respect our kind
>Okay this disrespect starts to piss you off
okay you multi colored freaks why don’t you go back to you're circle jerk before I have to show you guys how us “monkeys” do it
>well if you were planning on rustling these ponies jimmies it work, and just like that the smaller of the four ponies rush you
>well here we go, once the smaller one gets close enough you pick up the nearest trash can lid, BAM
>the little shit goes flying into the wall
ha man you ponies are going to have to try harder than tha...
>the wind is knock out of, well you celebrated too soon the bigger one out the ponies rams into your gut
>Dont get too cocky hum... CRACK, right hook to the jaw the ponie stumbles back with stars in his eyes
>standing above him like a baus ready to give him another thump, but before you can the other three ponies leap on you
>You cant move and this is driving you crazy your jimmies are rustled to the max at this point
>sit still you little fuck no one makes me bleed NO ONE, and BAM back hoof to the face
>okay that fucking hurt, than another, than another, you start to loss consciousness
>but before you do you see a bright light the four ponies ran from the light
>you see the white pony walk up to you trying to speak to you but you soon pass out.
>You wake up with the worst headache imaginable
Shit this is worse than a hangover, I wish I was hungover instead of this shit
>That could be arranged, you jump up and notice this white pony looking out the window
Who the hell are you
>I am the poie who saved your ass, the question is who are you?
Okay my name is uhh Annon
>Well its nice to meet you uhh Annon
>oh great a comedian
so you were that bright light last night
>Yep that was me, you were fighting the with some pretty hardcore guys
>you are lucky I saw the whole thing or else you would have been killed
Yeah thanks, but why did you even help me umm I didn’t catch your name
>because I didn't tell you my name, but if you must know it's Vinyl, Vinyl Scratch
oh well thanks again Vinyl, but why did you save me
>Well fuck I couldn’t watch some poor sap die, and for some reason some voice in my head said this guy is special
well your fancy light show saved my life I owe you one
>Hmm you do owe me one don’t you
>you don't like the sound of this
>how about you help me DJ tonight
what makes you think I am able to DJ
>Well I kinda went through you stuff if you don’t mind
WHAT really
>Hey I had to I had some weird alien thing sleeping on my bed that I know nothing about
>well you cant argue with that
Okay your right I would do the same
>good now lets get some food you look really hungry
>Food, a warm meal, you are showing off the most awkward smile
>your smile makes Vinyl giggle, you fuck wipe that grin off your face
>You just finished the biggest plate of pancakes in your life, Vinyl has her jaw open in amazement
>Shit you humans eat a lot of damn food
>or you just haven’t eaten a warm meal in few day's but Vinyl doesn't know how shity its been for you
pfft you think that’s awesome wait till you see my godly DJ skills
>Ha we will have to see about that Annon, but the Godly DJ title belongs to me
hmm well we are going to have to see about that
>Vinyl giggles at the remark you made
>Vinyl takes you on the grand tour of the city, the city is so much nicer when you are with someone
>After about and hour of walking and talking Vinyl say's hey Annon how about we get wasted
Shit yeah that sounds sick
>You haven’t had a drink in long time and you really need one
>we walk into the bar, all eyes are on you oh man this shit again
>but then Vinyl speaks up, hey he is with me, don’t be a bunch of spaghetti fucks
>the both of us take a seat at the bar, It BEGINS
>shot after shot after shot
>oh shi... Annon we have to get to the clup ha I mean club in 40 minutes
What the fu... fuck Vinyl you were supposed to watch the clock, there is no way we can sober up in time
>That is not a problem Annon watch this its a little something a friend showed me... hic
>You laugh at her just seeing a ponie drunk makes you die
ok how... are you going to do this MAGIC
>kinda you will see, what the fuck is she talking about
>prepare to be amazed by my skills
>you take a few steps back just in case, shit might get crazy and with your luck it will
>and what do you know your right
>Vinyl's horn stars to glow, and there seems to be something coming out in the middle of the bar
What the fuck
>Tah dah, Vinyl laughs, you should see your bucking face right now, it's like you saw two dragons fucking
How the fuck, and a rainbow
>A friend of mine told me rainbows cure hangovers, and the help you sober up quickly
But how
>facehoof, magic duh
>facepalm
>its something we unicorns can do, you still have a lot to learn Annon
>Vinyl gets two cup fulls of rainbow, wtf okay just go with it
>You take a sip and holy shit you have never felt your insides burn so much before
>it's like a tiny little demon is having a hellish party in your body
Holy shit it's working what's in this
>Love, friendship, magic
oh ha ha
>she giggles at your response
>man you are feeling sober again
what ever it is it worked
>of coarse it did would I lie to you
I guess not
 >The two of you make your way to the club
>Vinyl gives you the run down on earth ponies, Pegasus, and unicorns, just so your head isnt full of fuck anymore
>Once the two of you enter the club all you hear are cheers for Vinyl, damn they love this ponie
>Yeah I am kinda a legend here the best of the best
huh we will see about that later tonight
>your on Anonn
>you walk up the DJ tower with Vinyl so that you can observe her work
>Its a nice stage pretty similar to you’re s but smaller
>Vinyl say's to you, ready for you to get your mind blown baby
Fuck yeah let's do this
>Vinyl turns on her system and starts her thing
>holy shit she was not lying she is a great DJ
>the way her magic moves with the system and how she just flows with the system
>you gotta say it your impressed
>You are in awe of her performance she notices and gives you a smile, but you don’t care she is good
>The club is now crowded you can see ponies outside dancing to Vinyl's music, damn she is good
>Vinyl finishes her set and say's, you ready Anonn to show me your stuff
you are about to go to another world baby
>She giggles, okay guy's my friend Anonn here is going to do a set for you guy's
>the crowed looks pissed, oh come we don’t want the fucking monkey to play come on guy's
>hurry Anonn if your as good as you say you are you will keep the crowed
>You drop the record you had on you when you came to place
>The ponies stop, you don’t think these ponies have heard anything so intense before
>In just a few minutes the crowed is going crazy for you
>Yeah monkey don’t hold back give it your all
>you disapprove of being called a monkey but you oblige to the ponie
>and just like that the crowed explodes with excitement
>Vinyl is still in awe of your g status
>you finish your set and look at Vinyl
so how was I
>Vinyl stares at you with jaw still open, she finally say's something, holy shit I wish I had hands
I told you I was good, only if I had a table my size damn there would be a riot
>You and Vinyl do your shit all night till 5:00 A.M.
>shit Anonn haha we sure did have a good time
yeah we did ready to go
>yeah lets go, the two of walk back to Vinyl's house
>you walk up to Vinyl's door
well it was fun thanks for everything Vinyl
>where are you going Anonn
well back out to the street
>I am not going to let you back out there come on stay with me
aww man thanks Vinyl
>the oh my god face on you is not easy to hid
>Vinyl blushes, and gives you a playful punch
>come in man you look tired
>okay you could get used to this place
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