- >Day 3 in Equestria, a big shot DJ for some of the biggest clubs around
- >Now you are a nobody, a freak in mainhattan. You have received no kindness from these things
- >Ponies, good God where am I why me, Shit
- >Some of the ponies walking by stare at your dumbass just cant keep it inside can you
- >Now walking around this hell hole, looking for a warm place to sleep because well you are done with cold and hard park benches
- >Suddenly a gift from above, a bed a fairly good looking one too, fuckyeah.jpg
- “Looks like tonight is my lucky night”
- >Suddenly you hear a noise in the darkness, you turn around and see four ponies one is fairly large
- >sorry bud but tonight is not your lucky night freak, well shit
- >we don’t like outsiders that come in our territory especially the likes of yours
- >my friends and I are going to have to show you how to respect our kind
- >Okay this disrespect starts to piss you off
- okay you multi colored freaks why don’t you go back to you're circle jerk before I have to show you guys how us “monkeys” do it
- >well if you were planning on rustling these ponies jimmies it work, and just like that the smaller of the four ponies rush you
- >well here we go, once the smaller one gets close enough you pick up the nearest trash can lid, BAM
- >the little shit goes flying into the wall
- ha man you ponies are going to have to try harder than tha...
- >the wind is knock out of, well you celebrated too soon the bigger one out the ponies rams into your gut
- >Dont get too cocky hum... CRACK, right hook to the jaw the ponie stumbles back with stars in his eyes
- >standing above him like a baus ready to give him another thump, but before you can the other three ponies leap on you
- >You cant move and this is driving you crazy your jimmies are rustled to the max at this point
- >sit still you little fuck no one makes me bleed NO ONE, and BAM back hoof to the face
- >okay that fucking hurt, than another, than another, you start to loss consciousness
- >but before you do you see a bright light the four ponies ran from the light
- >you see the white pony walk up to you trying to speak to you but you soon pass out.
- >You wake up with the worst headache imaginable
- Shit this is worse than a hangover, I wish I was hungover instead of this shit
- >That could be arranged, you jump up and notice this white pony looking out the window
- Who the hell are you
- >I am the poie who saved your ass, the question is who are you?
- Okay my name is uhh Annon
- >Well its nice to meet you uhh Annon
- >oh great a comedian
- so you were that bright light last night
- >Yep that was me, you were fighting the with some pretty hardcore guys
- >you are lucky I saw the whole thing or else you would have been killed
- Yeah thanks, but why did you even help me umm I didn’t catch your name
- >because I didn't tell you my name, but if you must know it's Vinyl, Vinyl Scratch
- oh well thanks again Vinyl, but why did you save me
- >Well fuck I couldn’t watch some poor sap die, and for some reason some voice in my head said this guy is special
- well your fancy light show saved my life I owe you one
- >Hmm you do owe me one don’t you
- >you don't like the sound of this
- >how about you help me DJ tonight
- what makes you think I am able to DJ
- >Well I kinda went through you stuff if you don’t mind
- WHAT really
- >Hey I had to I had some weird alien thing sleeping on my bed that I know nothing about
- >well you cant argue with that
- Okay your right I would do the same
- >good now lets get some food you look really hungry
- >Food, a warm meal, you are showing off the most awkward smile
- >your smile makes Vinyl giggle, you fuck wipe that grin off your face
- >You just finished the biggest plate of pancakes in your life, Vinyl has her jaw open in amazement
- >Shit you humans eat a lot of damn food
- >or you just haven’t eaten a warm meal in few day's but Vinyl doesn't know how shity its been for you
- pfft you think that’s awesome wait till you see my godly DJ skills
- >Ha we will have to see about that Annon, but the Godly DJ title belongs to me
- hmm well we are going to have to see about that
- >Vinyl giggles at the remark you made
- >Vinyl takes you on the grand tour of the city, the city is so much nicer when you are with someone
- >After about and hour of walking and talking Vinyl say's hey Annon how about we get wasted
- Shit yeah that sounds sick
- >You haven’t had a drink in long time and you really need one
- >we walk into the bar, all eyes are on you oh man this shit again
- >but then Vinyl speaks up, hey he is with me, don’t be a bunch of spaghetti fucks
- >the both of us take a seat at the bar, It BEGINS
- >shot after shot after shot
- >oh shi... Annon we have to get to the clup ha I mean club in 40 minutes
- What the fu... fuck Vinyl you were supposed to watch the clock, there is no way we can sober up in time
- >That is not a problem Annon watch this its a little something a friend showed me... hic
- >You laugh at her just seeing a ponie drunk makes you die
- ok how... are you going to do this MAGIC
- >kinda you will see, what the fuck is she talking about
- >prepare to be amazed by my skills
- >you take a few steps back just in case, shit might get crazy and with your luck it will
- >and what do you know your right
- >Vinyl's horn stars to glow, and there seems to be something coming out in the middle of the bar
- What the fuck
- >Tah dah, Vinyl laughs, you should see your bucking face right now, it's like you saw two dragons fucking
- How the fuck, and a rainbow
- >A friend of mine told me rainbows cure hangovers, and the help you sober up quickly
- But how
- >facehoof, magic duh
- >facepalm
- >its something we unicorns can do, you still have a lot to learn Annon
- >Vinyl gets two cup fulls of rainbow, wtf okay just go with it
- >You take a sip and holy shit you have never felt your insides burn so much before
- >it's like a tiny little demon is having a hellish party in your body
- Holy shit it's working what's in this
- >Love, friendship, magic
- oh ha ha
- >she giggles at your response
- >man you are feeling sober again
- what ever it is it worked
- >of coarse it did would I lie to you
- I guess not
- >The two of you make your way to the club
- >Vinyl gives you the run down on earth ponies, Pegasus, and unicorns, just so your head isnt full of fuck anymore
- >Once the two of you enter the club all you hear are cheers for Vinyl, damn they love this ponie
- >Yeah I am kinda a legend here the best of the best
- huh we will see about that later tonight
- >your on Anonn
- >you walk up the DJ tower with Vinyl so that you can observe her work
- >Its a nice stage pretty similar to you’re s but smaller
- >Vinyl say's to you, ready for you to get your mind blown baby
- Fuck yeah let's do this
- >Vinyl turns on her system and starts her thing
- >holy shit she was not lying she is a great DJ
- >the way her magic moves with the system and how she just flows with the system
- >you gotta say it your impressed
- >You are in awe of her performance she notices and gives you a smile, but you don’t care she is good
- >The club is now crowded you can see ponies outside dancing to Vinyl's music, damn she is good
- >Vinyl finishes her set and say's, you ready Anonn to show me your stuff
- you are about to go to another world baby
- >She giggles, okay guy's my friend Anonn here is going to do a set for you guy's
- >the crowed looks pissed, oh come we don’t want the fucking monkey to play come on guy's
- >hurry Anonn if your as good as you say you are you will keep the crowed
- >You drop the record you had on you when you came to place
- >The ponies stop, you don’t think these ponies have heard anything so intense before
- >In just a few minutes the crowed is going crazy for you
- >Yeah monkey don’t hold back give it your all
- >you disapprove of being called a monkey but you oblige to the ponie
- >and just like that the crowed explodes with excitement
- >Vinyl is still in awe of your g status
- >you finish your set and look at Vinyl
- so how was I
- >Vinyl stares at you with jaw still open, she finally say's something, holy shit I wish I had hands
- I told you I was good, only if I had a table my size damn there would be a riot
- >You and Vinyl do your shit all night till 5:00 A.M.
- >shit Anonn haha we sure did have a good time
- yeah we did ready to go
- >yeah lets go, the two of walk back to Vinyl's house
- >you walk up to Vinyl's door
- well it was fun thanks for everything Vinyl
- >where are you going Anonn
- well back out to the street
- >I am not going to let you back out there come on stay with me
- aww man thanks Vinyl
- >the oh my god face on you is not easy to hid
- >Vinyl blushes, and gives you a playful punch
- >come in man you look tired
- >okay you could get used to this place
- End
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