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DJ Anonn- manehattan gets real

By: DJ-Anonn on Mar 25th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 10.91 KB  |  hits: 277  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day 30 in Equestria you moved out of Vinyl's place and got n apartment for yourself
  2. >but you didn’t move far, more like you moved ten feet from her, you live right next door to Vinyl
  3. >You work down at the club with Vinyl, the manager was impressed with you skills and hired you
  4. >so much shit has happened to you in the past month
  5. >you were a nobody and outcast, now you are loved again everyponie knows you name, just like home
  6. >sept this new life is much better, back home you didn't have any family or real friends
  7. >but now you have Vinyl she is the closest friend you have ever had, and you would do anything for her
  8. >Vinyl has saved your life,fed you, gave you a home, and now a job, and she didn't judge you
  9. >because of Vinyl you feel welcome in this world now
  10. >it's 8:00 A.M. You had a long ass shift last night
  11. >the reason why you had a long ass shift was because Vinyl was drunk as fuck doing her shift
  12. >Her beats were all fucked and she would not stop yelling
  13. >Vinyl kept yelling whats my name, whats my name, come on scream my name, you know you guy's love me
  14. >At first the crowed loved drunk Vinyl, but she would not shutup, and her beats fuck thay were off
  15. >how could such a good DJ turn to shit after just a few shots
  16. >but you have to admit it, it was pretty funny, and Vinyl would not stop yelling at you
  17. >Hey Ano... Anonn get up here and some jello shots off my bodah
  18. >you just give her a wave, also keeping a smile on your face
  19. >but she just looks down at you unamused
  20. >Vinyl passes out later right onto her turn table, son of a bitch
  21. >you go up to Vinyl you try to wake her but she doesn’t budge, well looks like I have to carry her home
  22. >You pick up Vinyl and start your trek back to the apartment, ponies just d'aww at the situation
  23. >you just smile
  24. >when you place Vinyl on her bed you cant help but to d'aww too
  25. >she looked so peaceful asleep you couldn’t help it
  26. >you had to walk back to the club to cover Vinyl's shift and you’re s
  27. >getting off track here, you walk up to Vinyl's door and knock
  28. Hey Vin you up
  29. >go away Anonn, leave me here to die
  30. >you chuckle
  31. Hey I know you fucked up, and that you also got pretty fucked up yourself, now let me in I got you the miracle juice
  32. >ugh come in
  33. >You open the door and you notice Vinyl is hanging upside down on her chair
  34. hey get the fuck up woman and drink up
  35. >don't talk to me like that
  36. >you smile and hand her the cup of rainbow
  37. >Vinyl starts to sober up
  38. >Hey Anonn thanks for covering me last night and taking over my shift
  39. hey no problem what are friends for
  40. >yeah friends, and sorry for making you awkward too
  41. what, make me awkward
  42. >yeah when I was screaming down at you to do shot off me
  43. haha oh yeah that, I just didn’t want to get drunk maybe next time
  44. >Vinyl turns into a red hot sweating tomato
  45. >oh yeah we might have to try that sometime
  46. haha maybe Vinyl but not during work, you have to get your shit together
  47. >yeah your right my bad Anonn
  48. >you walk around Vinyl's home, damn this place is huge a mini bar with a turn table
  49. >and he bedroom, her bed is twice the size of your bedroom, damn this ponie is living it up
  50. >hey Anonn want to see a movie
  51. yeah sure, where are you?
  52. >in the shower I will met you down stairs okay
  53. okay sure, hurry your ass up
  54. >don’t get your jimmies in a knot I will be down
  55. >you laugh
  56. >Vinyl meets you in the lobby, okay let's go
  57. >The two of you make your way to the theater
  58. >It was such a nice day the sun made everything look good and or better
  59. >Vinyl wasn’t wearing her goggles and you couldn’t help and stare at her red eyes
  60. >Vinyl notices that your staring, she blushes, is there a problem Anonn
  61. Oh sorry it's just your eyes
  62. >yeah they are red, deal with it, they are ugly
  63. No, no they are beautiful I just cant stop staring at them
  64. >Vinyl is just glowing now, huh no once has ever said that to me before
  65. pfft why not, your eye's rule, no one on my planet could pull that off
  66. >Yeah well everyponie here thinks they arnt natural
  67. Fuck them, you need to show off your eye's more often
  68. >Vinyl giggles, thanks Anonn
  69. >the two of you arrive to the theater
  70. >the movie was okay, but you and Vinyl know how to make everything fun
  71. >Vinyl starts to make fun, hey Anonn look how fake her mane looks she looks up like a cracked up clown
  72. haha more like a bunch of dragons tried to have an orgy in her hair
  73. >the two of you do this throughout the movie
  74. >once it ends the two of you head towards the closet bar
  75. >while heading towards the bar you notice that you are being followed
  76. Vinyl wait, hey I know your there, how about you come out and show yourself you pussy
  77. >the two of think its just a weird fan and you decide to have a little fun
  78. >but ohh you were so, so wrong
  79. >the four ponies from last month walk around the corner,shit
  80. >I suggest you watch how you speak to me monkey, or should I say DJ
  81. what the fuck do you four want, another ass kicking
  82. >last time I checked the Ponie over there had to save your ass
  83. >the smaller of the four ponies speaks up, hey Bizzle let go at him again I can handle him
  84. Bizzle haha, Bizzle is your name oh man that is just WOW
  85. >you wont be laughing once shorty here beats your ass
  86. hmm no I am pretty sure I still will, and I would like to see him try
  87. >get at him shorty
  88. >the ponie starts rushing towards you, but before he reaches you Vinyl's horn starts to glow, and then bam Vinyl throws the little guy back a Bizzle
  89. >hey bitch this is between us and the monkey
  90. >no buck you I am not going to let you touch Anonn
  91. >Bizzle what do we do, we get both of them numb nuts come on
  92. haha Bizzle
  93. >well Bizzle's jimmies are now rustled, damn you are good pissing him off
  94. >Bizzle starts to rush you
  95. >Hey Anonn I can only hold back a couple of them, can you handle of them
  96. hey sweetheart I am the best I got this
  97. >Vinyl frowns, and just like that Vinyl launches the two smaller ponies away
  98. >once Bizzle gets in range you pull a move out your ass, you drop kick his ass
  99. >he flies back, and once the second ponie gets into your sights, bam sand all up in his eye
  100. >superman punch, you knock that ponie out cold
  101. hey Bizzle why your on the ground over there day dreaming about a fat cock in you mouth, I am here beating the shit out of your boy's
  102. >oh man there is fire in Bizzle's eyes now
  103. >Bizzles rushes you again, Bizzles is about to ram into your stomach
  104. >uppercut to the jaw, Bizzle is seeing stars now
  105. >the two other ponies drag their wounded away
  106. Ha told you I was the best
  107. >yeah, yeah Annon if I wasn't here they would have swarmed you again
  108. whatever, we opened up a can of whoop ass on them
  109. >the two of you share a laugh, and start heading towards the bar again
  110. >to us, the biggest bad asses in manehattan
  111. >the two of you had no work that night so it was time to get smashed
  112. >oh man my sides are killing me, Anonn say it one more time
  113. okay, okay
  114. >you stand up and stumble your way to the middle of the bar
  115. SUPERMAN PUNCH!
  116. >Vinyl falls onto the ground laughing
  117. >What the hell is that
  118. Its the superman punch, a bouncer taught it to me last year
  119. >well whatever it is you bucked up that ponie
  120. ...hic I told you Vin I am the best
  121. >oh yeah... pu... put em up Anonn you think you can take me on
  122. haha Vin you cant handle all of this
  123. >Vinyl starts punching your arm, come on tough guy
  124. okay but don’t tell me I dint warn you
  125. >You pick Vinyl up and put her around your shoulders
  126. >haha no Anonn wait
  127. Admit that I am the best and I will put you down
  128. >NEVER!
  129. >over my dead body
  130. that can be arranged
  131. >you start to loosen your grip
  132. >wait!
  133. You know how to stop this
  134. >Vinyl muffles, you're the best
  135. I cant hear you
  136. >ANONN IS THE BEST AND NO ONE CAN REACH HIS LEVEL OF AWSOMENESS
  137. now that’s better
  138. >you set Vinyl down, and share a couple more shots before the two of you leave
  139. >ugh that walk home was not easy
  140. >you and Vinyl trip over a curb, the two of you just sit there on the hard ground just laughing at each other
  141. ugh are we even almost there
  142. >not even
  143. Damn
  144. >we arnt getting anywhere by just sitting on our asses lets get moving
  145. >the two of you finally reach your destination, you walk Vinyl to her door
  146. >okay I haven’t had this much fun in a long time
  147. yeah that was pret...
  148. >smack Vinyl's lips meet you're s , your eyes widen
  149. >Vinyl pulls back
  150. whoa
  151. >I am sorry umm I am just going to go to bed now Anonn umm see you tomorrow
  152. >you have never been so confused in you life
  153. >confused that Vinyl liked you like this, and that you enjoyed that kiss
  154. >You smack your face into your bed, what the hell is wrong with you, you shouldn't be into ponies
  155. >it takes some time for you to fall asleep
  156. >Your head is throbbing
  157. shit what happened last night, oh yeah shit
  158. >maybe a shower will help clear your mind
  159. >you hear a knock at the door
  160. Who is it
  161. >its Vinyl may I come in
  162. Sure the doors open I am almost done here
  163. >Vinyl walks win and takes a seat on your couch, which pales in comparison to her's
  164. >you step out the shower to dry off, shit you left the door open
  165. >Vinyl starts to sweat
  166. >you take any notice to this and you walk out with your towel around your waist
  167. hey Vin whats up
  168. >Vinyl kinda stares at you for moment then she speaks
  169. > oh well about last night with the kiss, I kinda just jumped on you and
  170. no need to explain we were drunk we didn’t know what we were doing
  171. >oh yeah, so we cool
  172. Buck yeah we are cool
  173. >you lean your fist out for a brohoff, Vinyl hesitates, but completes it
  174. >shit you are stupid Anonn she doesn’t want to be bro's she wants to be more that and you just pulled that little stunt
  175. >you just didn’t want to ruin a good friendship
  176. >shit Anonn you should have told her you dumb fuck
  177. >you walk back out to the living room and see Vinyl by the door
  178. hey where are you going
  179. >I have to get to work
  180. >at first you like shit you pushed her away, but then you check that its 5:00 P.M, shit you slept all day
  181. oh shit, hey I will come with you okay
  182. >Vinyl shrugs her shoulders, okay cool, Vinyl is depressed, you dick Anonn
  183. >the two of you arrive to the club, the place is empty for now
  184. >Vinyl pulls down her shades and walks up the DJ tower to get ready
  185. >and in just a few short hours the club is packed, and Vinyl starts doing what she does best
  186. ?but you notice that she isn’t giving it her all, you cant stand seeing Vinyl like this music is her life
  187. >you have to fix this
  188. >you run up the DJ tower, Vinyl notices this and turns down the music
  189. >hey Anonn whats wrong
  190. I need to talk to you
  191. >well I am middle of something
  192. it cant wait, Vinyl about last night, that kiss it wasn’t nothing it was more than something, it was real
  193. >Vinyl stops your blabber mouthing with a kiss
  194. >you talk too much Anonn
  195. >you smile, all right well does not feel as weird as the first time, it actually feels awesome
  196. >all of the suddenly you hear the crowed cheer, you go man, rock Vinyls world
  197. >the two of you blush, wow this is actually happening, you are with the most awesome girl you have ever meet
  198. >while of the commotion is going on the two of don’t notice Bizzles is in the crowed, with an unknown unicorn
  199. End