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DJ Anonn- getting known

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>Day 39 in Equestria, you wake up next to Vinyl and notice something outside
“umm Vinyl what is that?”
>VS: “huh, wha.”
>You woke her up you dick head.
>Vinyl turns around... pokerface
>Its Pinkie Pie jumping on an a trampoline, with a shit load of cards on her back.
>PP: “hey guy's! Hey wake up!”
“What is it Pinkie? We are trying to sleep here.”
>PP: “I just have some invitations for you guys.
>Twilight is now up, she looks a little pissed off. “Invitations for what Pinkie?”
>PP: “For Anonn, and Vinyl, they just moved here and they need a welcome party.”
>Well you and Vinyl always love a good party.
“Ok, I am game, how about you Vin?”
>VS: “Me say no to a party are you crazy buck yeah i'm in.”
“It's decided then, Pinkie we will see you tonight.”
>PP: “Yeah this is going to be so much fun!”
>VS: “well since we are already up how about some food, I am starving.”
“Sounds good to me, Twilight you coming?”
>TS: “Yeah I will catch up just let me finish this chapter first.”
>Spike: “Twilight already back to your old way's, hey could I come with you guys?”
“I don’t see why not come on little guy.”
>The three of you depart the Tree house and head towards Sugar Cube Corner.
>VS: “damn it is peaceful here, that was the first night I haven’t heard a police siren, or music, or well any noise. I kinda like it, but this place is due for some more music.”
“Don’t worry Vinyl we will show this town a thing or two about music.”
>Spike: “so you two are musician, what do you guy's play.”
>VS: “what don’t we play, shit, I play drums, I scratch down on the spin tables, and I can pay the shit out of a trumpet.
>Spike: “How about you Anonn what do you play.”
“Prepared to be amazed little guy.”
>You flip your guitar around, and play Spike just a little tune but it is enough to blow him away.
>Spike's mouth is just hanging to the ground now.
“And I can mix mad beats.”
>Spike: “wow you guys are talented, so what is the main thing the two of you focus on?”
>The two of you look at each other and say it in perfect unison, “we are disc jokies.”
>Spike: “what are you? Disc what.”
>VS: “disc jokies, we are DJ's.”
>Spike: “Wow that's awesome you guys should perform at the party.”
“That's a good idea Spike we should show everyone our awesome skills.”
>Vinyl smiles, “buck ya we rock, like we always say, we are the best.”
>The three of you laugh and head into Sugar Cube Corner.”
>When you enter the shop two awkward looking ponies rush towards you and Vinyl.
>Mr.Cake: “so the two of you want to DJ for us if so we could really use the bits.”
>VS: “Well we weren’t panning on paying anyone for our awesome skills, you should be happy that we are willing to play for you.”
>Mrs. Cake: “No, no we don’t want you pay for throwing parties, we want to pay you.”
>Mr. Cake: “What I meant was if you two start playing here, two big celebrities, we will get so much business.”
“Well that’s more like it, if you pay for our services we will drop the fucking base for you guy's whenever you need it.”
>Mr and Mrs.Cake smile, “thank you so much you two, you wont regret this.”
>they take your orders, and leave the 3 three of you to talk.”
>VS: “I would have worked here for free, and lived off tips, but this works too.”
“haha hell yea more money the better I always say.”
>Spike: “you guys just moved here and have one of the best jobs in Ponieville, wow I wish I was you guys now.”
>You and Vinyl smile, “hey Anonn and I have that effect on people.”
>the food arrives and you begin to pig out.
>VS: “Shit Anonn if weren’t so hot, and awesome, I would have never decided to date you.”
>you sit up with a mouth full of pancake.
“wha, hmwhahm, gah, what did you say.”
>Spike and Vinyl ROFL, “that right there Anonn your table manners suck.”
“hey table manners are the last thing on my mind, Goku wasn’t the most powerful warrior in the universe because of great table manners.”
>Spike: “Who?”
>VS: “Ugh some T.V. show he watched when he was younger he does not shut up about it sometimes.”
>You laugh.
“Well I am full ready to go guys?”
>VS: “Ya first lets pay the check.”
>Spike: “don’t worry I got this guys I will put it on Twilight's tab.”
“sweet thanks Spike you are a bro.”
>Spike: “hey no problem, can you guys send Twilight this way I want to try to jog her memory again?”
“Sure no problem Spike.”
>The two of you walk into the the library and find Twilight still reading.
“Hey Twilight where were you?”
>TS: “Oh sorry, I just got sucked into this book.”
>VS: “Its ok Twilight, but you should head down to SCC, and met up with Spike.”
>TS: “SCC?”
>VS: “Sugar Cube Corner, I made the name shorter, because its a damn mouthful.”
>TS: “Well okay, thanks you two I will head there now, and no funny business while I am gone, I don’t want your love juices everywhere.”
>She just had to say it like that, and damn it, you are so horny Anonn.
“Ugh fine Twilight no funny business.”
>TS: “I will return shortly, at any moment.”
>Vs: “Ok Twilight have fun ta tah.”
>Twilight exits the Tree house.
>VS: “I thought she would never leave.”
>Vinyl walks over and pulls down your pants.
“whoa Vinyl we cant did you hear Twilight?”
>VS: “She isnt here right now, so come on relax.”
“ehh okay then.”
>Vinyl moves her mouth towards your boxers to remove them.
>Bam wild Twilight Sparkle appears.
>TS: “Stop right there, when I said any moment I meant any moment.”
>Fucking shit, Twilight cockblocker.
>VS: “Ugh fine Anonn lets go find Rainbow.”
“Yea good idea.”
>Twilight glares at the two, while leaving the Library.
>Damn
>VS: “ugh Twilight really knows how to kill a mood one day Anonn, I will show you a good time, one day.”
“Better be soon I am about to explode, Twilight is really rustling my Jimmies.”
>VS: “At least she is giving us a place to stay.”
“Yea, but still come on she is supposed to be our friend and friends want to see friends happy.”
>VS: “Ya but friends also don’t want to see their friends banging in their home.”
“Haha I guess your right.”
>Yourself and Vinyl arrive to the park and see Rainbow practicing some of her moves.
“Damn I guess we arnt the only talented one's in town.”
>VS: “Damn straight Rainbow is the best flyer.”
>Rainbow Dash over hears your conversation, and decides to show off a bit.
“Yea you go girl give it your all.”
>Rainbow does some crazy loop de loop and bam lands right in front of you and Vinyl.
>RD: “So whachya guys think about my flying skills?”
“Not bad Rainbow, not bad at all.”
>VS: “That was nothing compared to what Anonn and I could do though.”
>RD: “Pshh whatever, we all know the Dash is the best around.”
>The three of you share a laugh.
>RD: “So do guys want to go get wasted.”
>VS: “We would love to Dash but Anonn and I have a party to attend tonight, and we don’t like arriving to parties already drunk, its not our style.”
“Yea plus we are going to provide some of the entertainment too.”
>RD: “Aww yeah get to hear the best DJ's in Equestria play in my home town.”
“Get prepared to get blown away then because I have been working on something, and tonight seems like the perfect night to show it off.”
>RD: “We will see about that Anonn.”
>VS: “Hey Rainbow I need to use the little DJ's room can you show me where it is?”
>RD: “Sure thing Vin follow me.”
>VS: “We will be back soon, ok Anonn?”
“Yeah sure thing I will be fine here.”
>Vinyl gives you a kiss on the check and walks away with Rainbow.
>You watch the two mares walk away, Dat plot.
>You take a seat on the park bench and just listen to the worlds music.
>Shit this is the first time you ever had the chance to just sit down and listen.
>This world is just so much more alive than yours was,you cant help to be in just complete awe of this place.
>Suddenly you hear a rustle in one of the bushes.
“Hello is anyone there?”
>You notice a yellow ponie in the bushes, or creamy, maybe both, shut the fuck up brain!
“Hey I can see you come out here I'm not going to hurt you.
>The ponie makes a little sqwell and runs away, weird.
>The two mares return to you giggling.
“Hey whats so funny you two?”
>VS: “Oh nothing.”
>They giggle again, wtf they were talking about, captain obvious here.
>RD: “Hey Anonn is something bothering you?”
>You weren’t listening to Dash you were too busy looking for that odd ponie.
>VS: “Hello, reality to Anonn, you there?”
>You snap out of it.
“wha, o sorry, the weirdest thing just happened to me.”
>VS: “What is it Anonn, it kinda looks like you've seen a creeper or something.”
“I think I did.”
>The two mares give you a strange look.
>RD: “What do you mean Anonn?”
“There was this yellowish ponie in the bushes watching me and when I confronted her she just squeaked and ran away from.”
>RD: “Ahh, that is Flutershy, she was probably interested in you, but was probably too shy to confront you.”
“She is an odd one.”
>RD: “She isn’t that bad just wait for her to warm up to you, she is actually a really nice ponie.”
>VS: “sounds like she wants to move in on my man.”
>The three of you laugh.
“haha I don’t think you should feel threaten by her Vinyl.”
>VS: “Oh I don’t, I know what makes you turned on.”
“And I know you, so please don’t scare her ok?”
>VS: “Okay, okay don’t get your Jimmies in a bunch I wont scare her.”
“Thank you Vinyl.”
>The three of you sit in the park and just talk about your adventures in Equestria, and learned about Rainbow's past, and a bit more about Vinyl's.
>VS: “Oh shit its almost time for the party we need to get going.”
>The three of you rush towards town hall.
>Okay the party just started, the three of you made it on time, fuckyeah.jpg
>VS: “What is this shit, you guys call this music someone get me Apple Jack D and let me show you all real music.”
>Vinyl swags her way up to the top balcony in the building and sets up her station.
>VS: “Ok Ponievill you ready to get down?!”
>The whole building erupts in cheers.
>Damn Vinyl knows how to get a crowed going.
>VS: “Well alright here we go!”
>The whole building is now shaking with Vinyl's beats, she is giving it her all right now, she is just showing off, and you love it.
>You begin to mingle with the crowed, and start to know whats what in town, and what has happened here in the past, all that shit.
>While you were doing your thing, a blonde ponie walks up to you.
>AJ: “Well Howdy, you must be Anonn. I am Apple Jack and it is pleasure meeting you.”
“Well thank you Apple Jack, it is nice to meet you too.”
>AJ: “Well if you ever need any work just come down to the ranch, I would be happy to give you some work.”
“That is kind of you Apple Jack but Vinyl and I already have ourselves a job.”
>AJ: “Alrighty than, and welcome to ponieville, you will love it here.”
“Thanks AJ hope we can chill sometime.”
>Apple Jack walks away, hmm for some reason that felt very awkward.
>You decide to show these ponies how humans get down, you bust out some move that you learned from some of the clubs back home.
>Everyponie just stops and stares at you.
>And you are loving this, you attention whore.
>You stop and decide to catch your breath.
>The whole crowed cheers for you.
>PP: “Wow Anonn that was amazing, I have never seen anyponie do that, and I have been to a lot of parties.”
“Haha thanks Pinkie, its what I do I'm an entertainer.”
>You decide to talk to Vinyl now, and see how she is doing.
>VS: “I saw you busting out your moves down there, trying to outshine me?”
“Haha trying I succeeded.”
>Vinyl punches your arm, “haha in your dreams.”
>The two of you just stare into each others eyes for a moment. Ugh you want to take her here, right now.
“Anyways want me to take over here, so you can party it up a bit.”
VS: “Oh, yeah sure.”
“I will be down with you in a bit okay.”
VS: “Ok sweet see you in a bit.”
>You take the headset and microphone.
“Well Vinyl here is going to have to end her shift, but that’s okay because I am here now to rock your guys shit!”
>The crowed cheers, damn they have some serious energy.
“Time to fuck some shit up!”
>You throw done your own personal mixes, which you know none of these ponies heard.
>Some of the ponies are in awe, damn maybe you shouldn’t drop your bass, fuck that.
>you drop it, and holy shit those ponies went crazy, damn Anonn you are good.
>during all of this a certain yellow ponie makes their way up to you.
>FS: “umm excuse me.”
“hmm, oh hi you must be Flutter Shy.”
>FS: “Yeah I just wanted to umm apologizes for my behavior today.”
“Oh that, its okay some ponies get intimidated around celebrities.”
>FS: “And I just wanted to welcome you to ponieville.”
“Why thank you Flutter Shy, that is...”
>Flutter Shy pounces on you and tries to reach for your lips.
“What the fuck get off me.”
>And just like that Vinyl is at your side.
>VS: “What the buck do you think you are doing.”
>Flutter Shy lets out a little cry, and flies away.
“What the Fuck was that.”
>VS: “I don’t know? But lets try to avoid that ponie.”
“Yeah good idea.”
>The two of you continue to party for a few more hours, guess molestation doesn’t bother you.
>RD: “Okay Anonn you know how to party, I now understand why Vinyl likes you so much.”
“Hey that’s me party animal of the universe.”
>That was one of the first parties you have ever went to that didn’t end up you being drunk as fuck.
>But damn Vinyl and Rainbow were smashed.
>VS: “Hey, wha, where is everyponie going the party just started.”
>RD: “Haha Vin its 5:00 A.M. They are going to bed.”
>VS: “Oh shit haha wow, well who needs them we can still party.”
>Rainbow and Vinyl give off this drunken cheer, oh God you feel lonely.
>Vinyl and Rainbow are still dancing on the dance floor, you decide to take a seat and watch them.
>you being to dose off, shit you party pooper Anonn.
>A few hours later you awake to find Vinyl and Rainbow past out and... OHGODNO
>Flutter Shy is just going to town on you.
>She has your fully erected member in her mouth.
“WHAT THE FUCK!”
>Flutter Shy looks up at you and tries to speak.
>FS: “mhmfn”
“Get your mouth off my cock you crazy bitch!”
>Flutter Shy stops and looks up at you with her puppy dog eyes.
>FS: “Oh I'm sorry I couldn't resist.”
“GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!”
>Flutter Shy begins to cry and runs away.
>All of the commotion wakes Vinyl and Rainbow.
>VS: “Huh, whats going on.”
>Vinyl and Rainbow see your fully erected member.
>Fuck, they turn read all over.
>VS: “Umm well Anonn did you have sweet dreams.”
“Fuck no, Did you see that?”
>The two mares still staring at your exposed man hood, pull up your pants dumbass.
>As you are pulling up your pants you take notice that Flutter Shy is still watching you.
“Get out of here you pervert!”
>Flutter Shy now decides its time to GTFO this time and flies out of the building like a bat out of hell.
>RD: “What was that about?”
“That thing tried to rape me, well she almost succeeded.”
>Vinyl is now at full attention.
>VS: “What do you mean tried to rape you?”
“That bitch was blowing me, just right here in public!”
>The two mares just stare at each other for a moment.
>RD: “But Flutter Shy would never do that she is the sweetest ponie in Equestria.”
“Oh she was sweet about it she is just bat shit crazy.”
>Vinyl begins to grind her teeth. Holy shit you have never seen her look so pissed before.
>VS: “If I ever get the chance to get that ponie in a dark ally, Celestia knows what I will do!”
“You are telling me that was just wow, words cant even explain.”
>RD: “Hey lets not get rash here Flutter Shy may just not know better I am going to talk to her latter today and find out whats up ok?”
>VS: “Ugh okay fine we will try your way first.”
“Alright guys lets chill the fuck out and lets get something to eat, I need to get this off my mind.”
>VS: “Alright lets go but this isn't over yet okay?”
“Hell no i'm not going to forget about this.”
>The three of leave town hall and go back to Twilight's to get something to eat, but little did you know, someponie has been watching you.
>AJ: “Bizzles I figured out how to break Anonn.”
>Bizzles: “Perfect Apple Jack just perfect, and I just love that I fixed your dirty country acsent, it just bothered me, don’t you agree?”
>AJ: “Yes Bizzles I love it.”
>Bizzles: “Oh this is just going to perfect, tonight I will be in control of this town, and the DJ's oh the >DJ's I have something special planed for them.”
>End

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>Day 39 in Equestria, you wake up next to Vinyl and notice something outside
“umm Vinyl what is that?”
>VS: “huh, wha.”
>You woke her up you dick head.
>Vinyl turns around... pokerface
>Its Pinkie Pie jumping on an a trampoline, with a shit load of cards on her back.
>PP: “hey guy's! Hey wake up!” 
“What is it Pinkie? We are trying to sleep here.”
>PP: “I just have some invitations for you guys.
>Twilight is now up, she looks a little pissed off. “Invitations for what Pinkie?”
>PP: “For Anonn, and Vinyl, they just moved here and they need a welcome party.”
>Well you and Vinyl always love a good party.
“Ok, I am game, how about you Vin?”
>VS: “Me say no to a party are you crazy buck yeah i'm in.”
“It's decided then, Pinkie we will see you tonight.”
>PP: “Yeah this is going to be so much fun!”
>VS: “well since we are already up how about some food, I am starving.”
“Sounds good to me, Twilight you coming?”
>TS: “Yeah I will catch up just let me finish this chapter first.”
>Spike: “Twilight already back to your old way's, hey could I come with you guys?”
“I don’t see why not come on little guy.”
>The three of you depart the Tree house and head towards Sugar Cube Corner. 
>VS: “damn it is peaceful here, that was the first night I haven’t heard a police siren, or music, or well any noise. I kinda like it, but this place is due for some more music.”
“Don’t worry Vinyl we will show this town a thing or two about music.”
>Spike: “so you two are musician, what do you guy's play.”
>VS: “what don’t we play, shit, I play drums, I scratch down on the spin tables, and I can pay the shit out of a trumpet.
>Spike: “How about you Anonn what do you play.”
“Prepared to be amazed little guy.”
>You flip your guitar around, and play Spike just a little tune but it is enough to blow him away.
>Spike's mouth is just hanging to the ground now.
“And I can mix mad beats.”
>Spike: “wow you guys are talented, so what is the main thing the two of you focus on?”
>The two of you look at each other and say it in perfect unison, “we are disc jokies.”
>Spike: “what are you? Disc what.”
>VS: “disc jokies, we are DJ's.”
>Spike: “Wow that's awesome you guys should perform at the party.”
“That's a good idea Spike we should show everyone our awesome skills.”
>Vinyl smiles, “buck ya we rock, like we always say, we are the best.”
>The three of you laugh and head into Sugar Cube Corner.”
>When you enter the shop two awkward looking ponies rush towards you and Vinyl.
>Mr.Cake: “so the two of you want to DJ for us if so we could really use the bits.”
>VS: “Well we weren’t panning on paying anyone for our awesome skills, you should be happy that we are willing to play for you.”
>Mrs. Cake: “No, no we don’t want you pay for throwing parties, we want to pay you.”
>Mr. Cake: “What I meant was if you two start playing here, two big celebrities, we will get so much business.”
“Well that’s more like it, if you pay for our services we will drop the fucking base for you guy's whenever you need it.”
>Mr and Mrs.Cake smile, “thank you so much you two, you wont regret this.”
>they take your orders, and leave the 3 three of you to talk.”
>VS: “I would have worked here for free, and lived off tips, but this works too.”
“haha hell yea more money the better I always say.”
>Spike: “you guys just moved here and  have one of the best jobs in Ponieville, wow I wish I was you guys now.”
>You and Vinyl smile, “hey Anonn and I have that effect on people.”
>the food arrives and you begin to pig out.
>VS: “Shit Anonn if weren’t so hot, and awesome, I would have never decided to date you.”
>you sit up with a mouth full of pancake.
“wha, hmwhahm, gah, what did you say.”
>Spike and Vinyl ROFL, “that right there Anonn your table manners suck.”
“hey table manners are the last thing on my mind, Goku wasn’t the most powerful warrior in the universe  because of great table manners.”
>Spike: “Who?”
>VS: “Ugh some T.V. show he watched when he was younger he does not shut up about it sometimes.”
>You laugh.
“Well I am full ready to go guys?”
>VS: “Ya first lets pay the check.”
>Spike: “don’t worry I got this guys I will put it on Twilight's tab.”
“sweet thanks Spike you are a bro.”
>Spike: “hey no problem, can you guys send Twilight this way I want to try to jog her memory again?”
“Sure no problem Spike.”
>The two of you walk into the the library and find Twilight still reading.
“Hey Twilight where were you?”
>TS: “Oh sorry, I just got sucked into this book.”
>VS: “Its ok Twilight, but you should head down to SCC, and met up with Spike.”
>TS: “SCC?”
>VS: “Sugar Cube Corner, I made the name shorter,  because its a damn mouthful.”
>TS: “Well okay, thanks you two I will head there now, and no funny business while I am gone, I don’t want your love juices everywhere.”
>She just had to say it like that, and damn it, you are so horny Anonn.
“Ugh fine Twilight no funny business.”
>TS: “I will return shortly, at any moment.”
>Vs: “Ok Twilight have fun ta tah.”
>Twilight exits the Tree house.
>VS: “I thought she would never leave.”
>Vinyl walks over and pulls down your pants.
“whoa Vinyl we cant did you hear Twilight?”
>VS: “She isnt here right now, so come on relax.”
“ehh okay then.”
>Vinyl moves her mouth towards your boxers to remove them.
>Bam wild Twilight Sparkle appears.
>TS: “Stop right there, when I said any moment I meant any moment.”
>Fucking shit, Twilight cockblocker.
>VS: “Ugh fine Anonn lets go find Rainbow.”
“Yea good idea.”
>Twilight glares at the two, while leaving the Library.
>Damn
>VS: “ugh Twilight really knows how to kill a mood one day Anonn, I will show you a good time, one day.”
“Better be soon I am about to explode, Twilight is really rustling my Jimmies.”
>VS: “At least she is giving us a place to stay.”
“Yea, but still come on she is supposed to be our friend and friends want to see friends happy.”
>VS: “Ya but friends also don’t want to see their friends banging in their home.”
“Haha I guess your right.”
>Yourself and Vinyl arrive to the park and see Rainbow practicing some of her moves.
“Damn I guess we arnt the only talented one's in town.”
>VS: “Damn straight Rainbow is the best flyer.” 
>Rainbow Dash over hears your conversation, and decides to show off a bit.
“Yea you go girl give it your all.”
>Rainbow does some crazy loop de loop and bam lands right in front of you and Vinyl.
>RD: “So  whachya guys think about my flying skills?”
“Not bad Rainbow, not bad at all.”
>VS: “That was nothing compared to what Anonn and I could do though.”
>RD: “Pshh whatever, we all know the Dash is the best around.”
>The three of you share a laugh.
>RD: “So do guys want to go get wasted.”
>VS: “We would love to Dash but Anonn and I have a party to attend tonight, and we don’t like arriving to parties already drunk, its not our style.”
“Yea plus we are going to provide some of the entertainment too.”
>RD: “Aww yeah get to hear the best DJ's in Equestria play in my home town.”
“Get prepared to get blown away then because I have been working on something, and tonight seems like the perfect night to show it off.”
>RD: “We will see about that Anonn.”
>VS: “Hey Rainbow I need to use the little DJ's room can you show me where it is?”
>RD: “Sure thing Vin follow me.”
>VS: “We will be back soon, ok Anonn?”
“Yeah sure thing I will be fine here.”
>Vinyl gives you a kiss on the check and walks away with Rainbow.
>You watch the two mares walk away, Dat plot.
>You take a seat on the park bench and just listen to the worlds music. 
>Shit this is the first time you ever had the chance to just sit down and listen.
>This world is just so much more alive than yours was,you cant help to be in just complete awe of this place.
>Suddenly you hear a rustle in one of the bushes.
“Hello is anyone there?”
>You notice a yellow ponie in the bushes, or creamy, maybe both, shut the fuck up brain!
“Hey I can see you come out here I'm not going to hurt you.
>The ponie makes a little sqwell and runs away, weird.
>The two mares return to you giggling.
“Hey whats so funny you two?”
>VS: “Oh nothing.”
>They giggle again, wtf they were talking about, captain obvious here.
>RD: “Hey Anonn is something bothering you?”
>You weren’t listening to Dash you were too busy looking for that odd ponie.
>VS: “Hello, reality to Anonn, you there?”
>You snap out of it.
“wha, o sorry, the weirdest thing just happened to me.”
>VS: “What is it Anonn, it kinda looks like you've seen a creeper or something.”
“I think I did.”
>The two mares give you a strange look.
>RD: “What do you mean Anonn?”
“There was this yellowish ponie in the bushes watching me and when I confronted her she just squeaked and ran away from.”
>RD: “Ahh, that is Flutershy, she was probably interested in you, but was probably too shy to confront you.”
“She is an odd one.”
>RD: “She isn’t that bad just wait for her to warm up to you, she is actually a really nice ponie.”
>VS: “sounds like she wants to move in on my man.”
>The three of you laugh.
“haha I don’t think you should feel threaten by her Vinyl.”
>VS: “Oh I don’t, I know what makes you turned on.”
“And I know you, so please don’t scare her ok?”
>VS: “Okay, okay don’t get your Jimmies in a bunch I wont scare her.”
“Thank you Vinyl.”
>The three of you sit in the park and just talk about your adventures in Equestria, and learned about Rainbow's past, and a bit more about Vinyl's.
>VS: “Oh shit its almost time for the party we need to get going.”
>The three of you rush towards town hall.
>Okay the party just started, the three of you made it on time,  fuckyeah.jpg 
>VS: “What is this shit, you guys call this music someone get me Apple Jack D and let me show you all real music.”
>Vinyl swags her way up to the top balcony in the building and sets up her station. 
>VS: “Ok Ponievill you ready to get down?!”
>The whole building erupts in cheers.
>Damn Vinyl knows how to get a crowed going.
>VS: “Well alright here we go!”
>The whole building is now shaking with Vinyl's beats, she is giving it her all right now, she is just showing off, and you love it.
>You begin to mingle with the crowed, and start to know whats what in town, and what has happened here in the past, all that shit.
>While you were doing your thing, a blonde ponie walks up to you.
>AJ: “Well Howdy, you must be Anonn. I am Apple Jack and it is pleasure meeting you.”
“Well thank you Apple Jack, it is nice to meet you too.”
>AJ: “Well if you ever need any work just come down to the ranch, I would be happy to give you some work.”
“That is kind of you Apple Jack but Vinyl and I already have ourselves a job.”
>AJ:  “Alrighty than, and welcome to ponieville, you will love it here.”
“Thanks AJ hope we can chill sometime.”
>Apple Jack walks away, hmm for some reason that felt very awkward.
>You decide to show these ponies how humans get down, you bust out some move that you learned from some of the clubs back home.
>Everyponie just stops and stares at you.
>And you are loving this, you attention whore.
>You stop and decide to catch your breath.
>The whole crowed cheers for you.
>PP: “Wow Anonn that was amazing, I have never seen anyponie do that, and I have been to a lot of parties.”
“Haha thanks Pinkie, its what I do I'm an entertainer.” 
>You decide to talk to Vinyl now, and see how she is doing.
>VS: “I saw you busting out your moves down there, trying to outshine me?”
“Haha trying I succeeded.”
>Vinyl punches your arm, “haha in your dreams.”
>The two of you just stare into each others eyes for a moment. Ugh you want to take her here, right now.
“Anyways want me to take over here, so you can party it up a bit.”
VS: “Oh, yeah sure.”
“I will be down with you in a bit okay.”
VS: “Ok sweet see you in a bit.”
>You take the headset and microphone.
“Well Vinyl here is going to have to end her shift, but that’s okay because I am here now to rock your guys shit!”
>The crowed cheers, damn they have some serious energy.
“Time to fuck some shit up!”
>You throw done your own personal mixes, which you know none of these ponies heard.
>Some of the ponies are in awe, damn maybe you shouldn’t drop your bass, fuck that.
>you drop it, and holy shit those ponies went crazy, damn Anonn you are good.
>during all of this a certain yellow ponie makes their way up to you.
>FS: “umm excuse me.”
“hmm, oh hi you must be Flutter Shy.”
>FS: “Yeah I just wanted to umm apologizes for my behavior today.”
“Oh that, its okay some ponies get intimidated around celebrities.”
>FS: “And I just wanted to welcome you to ponieville.”
“Why thank you Flutter Shy, that is...”
>Flutter Shy pounces on you and tries to reach for your lips.
“What the fuck get off me.”
>And just like that Vinyl is at your side.
>VS: “What the buck do you think you are doing.”
>Flutter Shy lets out a little cry, and flies away.
“What the Fuck was that.”
>VS: “I don’t know? But lets try to avoid that ponie.”
“Yeah good idea.”
>The two of you continue to party for a few more hours, guess molestation doesn’t bother you.
>RD: “Okay Anonn you know how to party, I now understand why Vinyl likes you so much.”
“Hey that’s me party animal of the universe.”
>That was one of the first parties you have ever went to that didn’t end up you being drunk as fuck.
>But damn Vinyl and Rainbow were smashed.
>VS: “Hey, wha, where is everyponie going the party just started.”
>RD: “Haha Vin its 5:00 A.M. They are going to bed.”
>VS: “Oh shit haha wow, well who needs them we can still party.”
>Rainbow and Vinyl give off this drunken cheer, oh God you feel lonely.
>Vinyl and Rainbow are still dancing on the dance floor, you decide to take a seat and watch them.
>you being to dose off, shit you party pooper Anonn.
>A few hours later you awake to find Vinyl and Rainbow past out and... OHGODNO
>Flutter Shy is just going to town on you.
>She has your fully erected member in her mouth. 
“WHAT THE FUCK!”
>Flutter Shy looks up at you and tries to speak.
>FS: “mhmfn”
“Get your mouth off my cock you crazy bitch!”
>Flutter Shy stops and looks up at you with her puppy dog eyes.
>FS: “Oh I'm sorry I couldn't resist.”
“GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!”
>Flutter Shy begins to cry and runs away.
>All of the commotion wakes Vinyl and Rainbow.
>VS: “Huh, whats going on.”
>Vinyl and Rainbow see your fully erected member.
>Fuck, they turn read all over.
>VS: “Umm well Anonn did you have sweet dreams.”
“Fuck no, Did you see that?”
>The two mares still staring at your exposed man hood, pull up your pants dumbass.
>As you are pulling up your pants you take notice that Flutter Shy is still watching you.
“Get out of here you pervert!”
>Flutter Shy now decides its time to GTFO this time and flies out of the building like a bat out of hell.
>RD: “What was that about?”
“That thing tried to rape me, well she almost succeeded.”
>Vinyl is now at full attention.
>VS: “What do you mean tried to rape you?”
“That bitch was blowing me, just right here in public!”
>The two mares just stare at each other for a moment.
>RD: “But Flutter Shy would never do that she is the sweetest ponie in Equestria.”
“Oh she was sweet about it she is just bat shit crazy.”
>Vinyl begins to grind her teeth. Holy shit you have never seen her look so pissed before.
>VS: “If I ever get the chance to get that ponie in a dark ally, Celestia knows what I will do!”
“You are telling me that was just wow, words cant even explain.”
>RD: “Hey lets not get rash here Flutter Shy may just not know better I am going to talk to her latter today and find out whats up ok?”
>VS: “Ugh okay fine we will try your way first.”
“Alright guys lets chill the fuck out and lets get something to eat, I need to get this off my mind.”
>VS: “Alright lets go but this isn't over yet okay?”
“Hell no i'm not going to forget about this.”
>The three of leave town hall and go back to Twilight's to get something to eat, but little did you know, someponie has been watching you.
>AJ: “Bizzles I figured out how to break Anonn.”
>Bizzles: “Perfect Apple Jack just perfect, and I just love that I fixed your dirty country acsent, it just bothered me, don’t you agree?”
>AJ: “Yes Bizzles I love it.”
>Bizzles: “Oh this is just going to perfect, tonight I will be in control of this town, and the DJ's oh the >DJ's I have something special planed for them.”
>End

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