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DJ Anonn- This Means War

By: DJ-Anonn on Mar 25th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 9.83 KB  |  hits: 241  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day 35 in Equestria, you need find out a way to save Vinyl
  2. >The past few days have been. Well different
  3. >It started back at the club, you have just finished telling Vinyl how you felt
  4. >but before the two of you could do anything, Bizzles just had to fuck it up for you
  5. >hey Anonn how about you come down from your holy stage and and grace me with your presence
  6. >really, you are in no mood for this
  7. What the fuck do you want, cant I just go one full day without you fucking it up
  8. >sorry but I just don’t care for sappy moments, anyways Twilight would you be so kind and bring Anonn down
  9. >what!, Vinyl is shocked
  10. >The unicorn next Bizzle starts to light up, and just like that your face to face with Bizzle
  11. >Vinyl is still in shock
  12. >Twilight what the buck is wrong with, why are you with this creep
  13. >Bizzle laughs, she is under my control, you this collar, because of this collar her thoughts are now mine
  14. you are a crazy you know that Bizzle, and Vin how do you know this ponie
  15. >she is my bro Rainbowdash's good friend, and this isn’t like Twi she is under some control
  16. >Shutup, the both of you
  17. >anyways Twilight here is going to show the two of you what a real unicorn can do
  18. I would like to see her try
  19. >you run towards Bizzle with fury in your eyes, its time to end this
  20. >Anonn wait!
  21. >you ignore Vinyl, you continue your charge
  22. >you dumbass, Twilight stop him
  23. >Twilight's horn begins to glow again, and just like that your face first into the wall
  24. >fucking unicorns
  25. >Vinyl tries to get down to you but Twilight just throws Vinyl onto her mix station
  26. >music starts to play, Twilight seems to have a negative reaction to it
  27. >Twilight be steady
  28. >you ignore this fact and run after Bizzle again
  29. >shit Anonn use your head
  30. >this time twilight lifts you up into the air about 15ft in the air, shit
  31. >Twilight drops you, luckily Vinyl catches you in time
  32. >Twilight why are doi... Twilight flings Vinyl again
  33. >That bitch, the music starts to get louder, Twilight's odd behavior is now more noticeable
  34. Hey Vinyl put on my track, and blast it
  35. >why
  36. JUST DO IT!
  37. >you've never yelled at Vinyl, it shocks her, Vinyl obliges to your order and puts on the track
  38. >Wait NO, Twilight stop her
  39. >its too late Vinyl started the song
  40. >Twilight is going insane now
  41. >Twilight stop, I order you to stop
  42. >she doesnt listen, Twilight just continues her rampage
  43. >and just like that her collar explodes
  44. >wha, where, where am I
  45. >shit, boys get in here
  46. >Vinyl comes down to your side
  47. >shit where did all of these ponies come from
  48. Yeah I don’t think we can handle all of them
  49. >I have a plan Anonn grab Twilight
  50. umm okay
  51. >you grab Twilight, and just like that you and Twilight are in your apartment
  52. VINYL, SHIT, you stupid girl
  53. >Hey where are we
  54. >you grab Twilight by the neck
  55. you did this, this is all your fault, I should kill you
  56. >ach, ple... please stop I can he... help you
  57. Why should I trust you, you just tried to kill me
  58. >because I am a friend, and I cant but responsible for all of this
  59. >youdontsay.jpg
  60. >but for some reason you believe her, you loosen your grip
  61. okay fine, do you have a plan
  62. >in the matter of fact I do have a plan, but first can you tell me where am I and who am I
  63. sure, okay we are in mane... wait you don't remember who you are
  64. >yeah that collar did a lot of mental work on me
  65. okay all I know is that your name is Twilight sparkle, and that you are from ponieville
  66. >well I guess that will have to do for now
  67. >okay I vaguely remember where Bizzle's hideout was, all I know is that it was at the docks
  68. >how original
  69. okay then lets go and get Vinyl back
  70. >no wait they have Vinyl which means, they haven’t killed her, which also means they have a plan
  71. and?
  72. >”they are using her for bait, they want you”
  73. >shit she is right
  74. “okay then what do we do”
  75. >”first we need to find out where they are keeping Vinyl, then we need a pose because Bizzle has a small army, and we cant handle that.”
  76. >”do you have in connections in town?”
  77. “umm, yeah Vinyl and I have some”
  78. >”good go contact them, and set up a meeting for tonight”
  79. >”meet me at the docks when you are done okay?”
  80. “yeah sure”
  81. >you are in no mood to talk to anyone right now all you want is action, and bloodshed, but Twilight is right.
  82. >all shit just so happens when you tell Vinyl your true feelings too, Fuck This Shit
  83. >you throw your fist down in rage
  84. >Twilight puts a hoof onto your shoulder, “I am sorry Anonn I will fix this.”
  85. “Thanks Twilight, I know its not your fault why we are in this mess, and I promise after all of this I will help get your memory back”
  86. >Thanks Anonn, call up your people, and then get some sleep
  87. >after your done planning the metting with everyone you try to sleep
  88. >but there is too much shit on your mind, you decide to start working on your project, its time that you finish it
  89. >the next day you and Twilight make your way to the docks
  90. >you recognize a couple of Bizzles thugs and the two of you follow them
  91. >they walk into what looks like an abandoned boat storage facility
  92. >man Bizzle has no imagination.
  93. >okay Anonn go around the back and see where they are keeping Vinyl
  94. >”I will stay here and watch you back”
  95. okay
  96. >”and be quick”
  97. >she didn't have to tell you twice, this place was swarming with thugs.
  98. >Shit, this place has no window's how are you going to find Vinyl
  99. “shit it looks I might have to go inside”
  100. >you head towards the back and notice the back door is open.
  101. >Fuckyeah.jpg
  102. >Vinyl is in a small cage right in the line of sight.
  103. “hey psst Vinyl, hey”
  104. >Vinyl looks up at you, her eyes look look all glassy.
  105. >”Anonn is that really you”
  106. “Fuck yea it is, I am going to get you out of here”
  107. >Vinyl smiles, “well it took you long enough, so what the buck are waiting on get me out of here”
  108. “Sorry I can't there are too many thugs around here we wont get too far, I will be back”
  109. >”please hurry these goons wont hold back if you take too long”
  110. >you run back out to Twilight.
  111. “Ok I found Vinyl she is in the back”
  112. >”Alright lets go back into town and pick our mob alright”
  113. “fuck yea let's do this”
  114. >you meet everyone in the club, and shit there is a lot of ponies, half of the towns bouncers are here,some DJ's, and a handful of your fans.
  115. >Okay it's time to save your woman, time to show off your project.
  116. “Twilight I will meet you at the docks okay I have to get something from my apartment”
  117. >”alright, but be quick about it”
  118. >you meet the pose at the docks, with your little project with you.
  119. >”what is that”
  120. “You will see Twilight”
  121. >just don’t do anything stupid okay
  122. don’t worry I got this, ok
  123. >”Okay everyponie listen up, here is the plan, it's very simple, Anonn here is going to go around the back, while the rest of us run towards the front like a bunch of crazed dragons.”
  124. >you make your way to the back of the building, and to wait for the signal.
  125. >you begin to get impatient.
  126. “Come on Twilight hurry your ass up”
  127. >you suddenly hear a ponie speak up, “aie who is der”
  128. >shit, Anonn you just cant keep your trap shut.
  129. >”show yo self”
  130. >shit dont move Anonn
  131. >the ponie gets closer, and closer, shit.
  132. >right before the ponie discovers you, you hear shouts and screams, thank god.
  133. >the ponie runs towards the noise.
  134. >you walk up to the back door.
  135. “Pulp fiction up in this shit.”
  136. >you pull out a katana.
  137. “time to fuck shit up”
  138. >you quietly open the door.
  139. “whoa what the fuck”
  140. >It's a ponie dressed up as a gimp, more specifiably, the gimp from pulp fiction... wut.
  141. >It turns and looks at you, shit.
  142. >It starts rushing you, really, bam roundhouse kick to the face.
  143. “ok that was weird, wait katana, gimp, all thats next is rape, SHIT”
  144. >you kick open the next door and only see two guards just standing there, thank god.
  145. >”Anonn!”
  146. “hold on Vin!”
  147. >The first guard runs towards you, you thrust your sword straight into his chest, damn that ponie is in some serious pain.
  148. “aww how sad that must have hurt, here let me help you.”
  149. >you slice the ponies neck open, the blood its just spraying  all over you.
  150. “hmm, you want some too buddy.”
  151. >the other ponie is still in shock.
  152. “well do you!”
  153. >the ponie snaps out of it and run's away.
  154. >you walk over to the cell door and break the lock.
  155. >”you sure do know how to keep a girl waiting Anonn.”
  156. >you smile
  157. “aww shutup lets get out of here”
  158. >”good idea.”
  159. >the two of you run out into the main room.
  160. >”aye everponie Anonn has Vinyl,YEAH!”
  161. >shit roids ponie is here, he sure does loves a fight.
  162. >everponie cheers.
  163. >daamn these ponies know how to clean up, most of thugs ran away or are knocked out.
  164. >Twilight runs up to you, “hey guy's not trying to kill the mood but the police are on their way.”
  165. “Where is Bizzles
  166. >”no time come on you and Vinyl need to get out of here.”
  167. “NO, I can't leave without him, I have to end this”
  168. >Vinyl looks up at you, those eye's.
  169. >”please Anonn, I want to stop him just as badly as you do, but we have to go.”
  170. >you clinch your fist.
  171. “fine, come on. Lets blow this joint.”
  172. >The crowed follows the three of you out.
  173. >The three of you meet the pose back at the club.
  174. >”Thank you everyponie I cant thank any of you enough for saving me.”
  175. >the club vibrates with everyponies cheers.
  176. >”your DJ is back baby.”
  177. >the two of you walk up to Twilight.
  178. “Don’t think I forgot about you, I said I would help get your memory back”
  179. >Thanks you two I can't thank you both enough for doing this for me, after all that I have done.”
  180. >the head back to your apartments to pack.
  181. >the three meet back out in the lobby.
  182. “well are you guy's ready?”
  183. >”yeah just about, you ready Twi.”
  184. >”I am, and by my calculations Ponieville is about a day's trip from here, and that’s just a train ride.”
  185. “Hey Vin we finally get our vacation now huh?”
  186. >Vinyl smiles, “Buck yeah, what are we wating for lets go.”
  187. End