- >You wonder how Pinkie will react to your presence after these days.
- >It is pitch black upstairs and you can hear something, but you don't know what.
- >You switch on the light, and move closer to where you hear the sound.
- >The door at the end of the hallway is slightly open, and you can hear the sound more clearly now. It's...crying?
- >You open the door fully, to see Pinkie sobbing in the corner.
- >She hasn't heard you yet.
- >You move closer to her, still not making a sound.
- >She suddenly looks behind and sees you.
- >Upon laying eyes on you, she starts to blink rapidly and her mouth is gaping open.
- >"Anon, what are you doing here?"
- I just wanted to visit you, I haven't seen you for a few days.
- >After hearing those words, her whole face might as well be one giant blob of tears.
- >"*sniff*Y-you don't know, do you?"
- Know what?
- >She jumps at you and tightly embraces you in a hug, still crying her eyes out.
- >"They*sniff*they want to..."
- >She breaks the hug and looks down on the floor.
- Who? Who wants to do what?
- >"The girls. They want to *sniff*"
- >You hand her a tissue.
- >"Thanks."
- >"They want to kill you!"
- >What
- >The
- >Fuck
- >"Well, I did tell you that it was a good idea to go with the Bitch."
- And have to deal with horsefuckery? How about no?
- >Thanks to your brain piping up again, you hadn't noticed your mouth gaping open and your eyes going wider than...well, a cartoon pony's.
- What do you mean, Pinkie?
- >"I told them that you just didn't want to be with her, but th-"
- WHAT DID THEY DO?!
- >"They lit your house on fire..."
- >OHSHIT.jpg
- >You run the fuck downstairs, you have to see this to make sure she's not lying.
- >"Wait, Anon, don't do this!"
- >Fuck that, your house burning to the ground isn't some small deal.
- >It wasn't a fucking huge house, but it certainly kept you alive!
- >While running through the would-be marketplace, you spot smoke.
- >The closer you get, the more you believe Pinkie's words.
- >When you actually get to your house, it all shows apparent that she was telling the truth.
- >Your house is burning down like a meteor just crashed into it.
- >Going to any of the Mane 6 would be suicide, so you look around for a suitable way to go.
- >The Everfree Forest! The very same place that you first saw when you somehow got into Equestria.
- >Maybe Zecora will help you?
- >Or maybe she was told to keep her mouth shut and tell the others you're alive.
- >You hear voices in the distance.
- >"Is that fire? Oh my Celestia, there's smoke coming from Anon's house!"
- >GO GO GADGET NOPE!
- >You run as fast as your icy legs can carry you to the Everfree Forest.
- >Since it's Winter, the leaves are gone. That'll make navigation slightly easier.
- >For a pegasus.
- >Even when you make it into the forest, you don't stop running, for fear of being caught.
- >Is that a hut in the distance?
- >It sure as fuck is! You've reached safety.
- >The Zebra is wandering just outside her hut.
- >She spots you, and looks pleased to see you.
- >"Hello Anon, why in such a rush? Is it one of Fluttershy's attempts to make you mush?"
- >You couldn't give less of a shit about her rhyming or that joke, your house just fucking burned down!
- Zecora, I really need your help.
- >The zebra looks at you, obviously puzzled.
- The others are trying to kill me, please, you have to hide me from them!
- >"So you don't end up at the bottom of a casket, I suggest, you hide in this basket."
- >She points to a large basket.
- >Ehh, it'll do.
- >You climb inside and wait.
- >After about a minute, you hear hoofsteps coming towards Zecora's home.
- >Yep, you're fucked.
- >"Zecora, Anon's house is on fire, you need to get over there, now!"
- >Fuck, it's Rarity. You know for a fucking fact that she helped with the murder attempt.
- >She has a satchel? Why did she bring a satchel?
- >"A house burning down? Let us get there, before it hits the ground!"
- >Zecora gallops over to the exit direction.
- >Rarity lets out a small chuckle.
- >That fucking bitch.
- >All because you dumped Flutterbitch.
- >Wait, didn't she say she forgived you?
- >Or maybe she wanted that damn jewel.
- >Good thing you took it with you.
- >...
- >Rarity is still here.
- >She's not looking at you, but she knows you're near the hut.
- >Why else would she be hanging around near a witch doctor's hut?
- >"Now to clean up the next place."
- >Her horn starts glowing and a match comes out of her satchel.
- >With her magic, she lights the match on fire and tosses it at the hut.
- >Okay, so she helped to try murder you, and now she's burning a hut down.
- >So much for classy.
- >The white unicorn gets a maniacal grin across her face and begins cackling loudly.
- >To think that you liked her for not holding grudges.
- >"Soon Anon, I will take that gem and it will be mine!"
- >She says those last words like a mad bastard.
- >"Probably because she is a mad bastard, you moronic fuck!"
- Way to hit it home there, brain.
- >She trots off, obviously content with the mad deed she has commited.
- >Wait, didn't Zecora have tons of potions and chemicals in her hut?
- >...FUCK!
- >You get out of the basket once you're certain Rarity is gone and you run as fast as possible away from the hut, but not towards Ponyville.
- >The hut explodes behind you and makes a giant crater.
- >You lay on your back in the snow and look at the sky.
- >Today was a fucking horrible day.
- >It's a new day, you're still in the same place as last night, and your clothes are on.
- >Okay, already looking good if you're not being held in a basement by the murderous 6.
- >Wallet? Uncheck, it's still in you're house on Earth.
- >Ushanka? Check. Okay, that's a major plus.
- >Strange yellow glowing frost gem of eternal doom? Check.
- >Dick not being sucked by a creepy white marshmellow filly? Check.
- >Right, time to get up.
- >As you get up and look around, you can easily see...nothing but trees.
- >Fucking fantastic, you're lost.
- >At least you're not being murdered.
- >You start walking in no particular direction, when you come across a campfire with a sleeping figure next to it.
- >It's...Fluttershy.
- >Fan-fucking-tastic. Do they know it's Christmas time?
- >You quickly move away from her silently, knowing she'll wake up eventually.
- >"A..non?"
- >Too late, she already has.
- >You scowl at her and give her your best "I am going to fucking murder you" face.
- What do you want?
- >"I-I just want you to love me..."
- And you had to lock me in your house and make me hate you to do that?
- >"I saved your life, Anon."
- No, I would've been just fine under that tree. Sure, I may have recovered with a concussion, but at least I wouldn't be nearly raped by you. By the way, thanks for that.
- >She flies up to your ear.
- >"You will love me, I know it."
- >You push her away.
- I think I'd rather stick my head in an acid pit.
- >"That's a shame."
- >She walks up to you, and embraces you in a hug.
- >It feels horrible.
- >You then feel a knife stuck into your shoulder.
- Y..you bitch...
- >You fall to the floor and everything goes dim, but you're still conscious.
- >She is dragging you away to somewhere.
- >"I won't kill you, Anon. Not until I show you how much I love you."
- N..n-never...
- >She must've poisoned the knife. It would've knocked you out cold if it weren't for you being possessed by a frost jewel and whatnot.
- >You then hear a voice. A strange, unfamiliar yet alluring female voice.
- >"Kill...her...Anon"
- >You can now see clearly and aren't feeling any poison symptoms.
- >You break free of Fluttershy's grasp and stand up.
- >She looks in shock that you're conscious.
- >You pull out the knife from your shoulder and run towards her with it.
- >Before she can fly away you grab one of her wings and stab deep into it as she screams in horror.
- >"What are you doing, Anon? Please, no!"
- >You're not stopping anytime soon. Not after she tried to rape you twice.
- >She's fallen to the ground and stares at you in horror, tears going down her face, desperately trying to escape.
- >"Please don't do this, my love!"
- Love?
- >You let out a malevolent laugh.
- Love is but a word.
- >You pull the knife out of her wing and hold it above her neck with a wide grin on your face.
- Goodnight, my "love".
- >Her eyes go blank and motionless and her lip trembles as the knife goes into her neck.
- >Her head falls into the snow.
- >It's done.
- >You no longer need to worry.
- >You no longer care.
- >Her blood is dripping into the snow, making it red.
- >You scoop up a handful of the red snow and throw it into the air.
- This shall be a simply wonderful day.
- >You hear that same strange voice speak again.
- >"Yes..."