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[Flutterrape]Winter Anon Part 3

By: Cynical_Cockface on Dec 10th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 9.61 KB  |  hits: 266  |  expires: Never
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  1. >It's been almost a fortnight since Rarity told you to keep the glowing gem.
  2. >And since then, not much has changed.
  3. >Today is another snowfilled day of cold.
  4. >You get up, shit, shower, but don't shave since it's fucking Winter.
  5. >When you look in the mirror, an expression of horror comes across your face.
  6. >Your skin has gone pale blue, and your eyes have a small hint of cyan to them.
  7. >Did you get a cold?
  8. >Bullshit, colds don't change your eye colour.
  9. >You go downstairs to pour yourself a cold glass of AppleJack Daniels.
  10. >As you let out a sigh, the pot plants in front of you freeze. Literally.
  11. >Absolutely frozen solid. Did your breath do that?
  12. >Did you eat a frost Dragon last night or something? Why are you suddenly breathing ice?
  13. >This is some freaky shit.
  14. >Maybe that Diamond Dog cursed you or some shit?
  15. >Or did you get possessed by a demon?
  16. >You suddenly realize the problem.
  17. >It's that fucking rock. You knew something was up with that geological piece of crap.
  18. >You down the glass of Whiskey and head out into the snow.
  19. >Wait...why aren't you developing a severe case of Hypothermia yet?
  20. >You went outside in your boxer shorts, and you can't feel a slight hint of the cold.
  21. >Okay, this is getting creepier by the minute.
  22. >5 minutes later, you head out into the snow again, only this time you're clothed.
  23. >You make your way to Twilight's treehouse, because that's where all Flutterrape dilemmas get solved.
  24. >And because maybe Twilight will know how to fix this.
  25. >You also brought the glowing rock. It's still got that eerie yellow around it.
  26. >You slowly open the door and Spike sees you.
  27. >"Hey Anon, how you doi-WOAH!"
  28. >Clearly he's shocked by the fact that you look like the fucking Ice King from Adventure Time.
  29. >"Why do you look like you just-"
  30. Ate a frost dragon?
  31. >The baby dragon nods.
  32. Frankly, that's why I'm here. Is Twilight awake?
  33. >"Yeah, she's down in the basement, performing some stupid experiment.
  34. Okay, thanks.
  35. >As you're about to open the door to the basement, Spike calls for you.
  36. Yeah?
  37. >"Doesn't she kinda hate you after you ditched Fluttershy?"
  38. Good point. Well, I'll see how she reacts. If I'm not back up in 2 hours, call for help.
  39. >"O..kay. Well....good luck."
  40. >You turn around and continue down to the basement.
  41. >While going down the stairs, you can hear Twilight groan in anger after an explosion.
  42. Everything okay down there?
  43. >"No, actually. Who would've guessed trying to turn Ice into wood would be such a pain?!"
  44. >Pretty much everyone.
  45. >She looks like she could burn you alive, and judging that you're almost made entirely of ice, that would be really fucking painful.
  46. >"And what exactly are you doing here? You must be pretty stupid to come here after what you did to Fluttershy!"
  47. >She probably hasn't noticed your blue skin.
  48. >Holy shit, she's still talking.
  49. >"...and why anyone would do such a horrible thing is beyond even Celestia herself!"
  50. >You cough, releasing a small cloud of frost as it freezes the floor in front of you.
  51. >Twilight suddenly looks like she's seen...well, a guy freeze her floor with a cough.
  52. That, is why I'm here.
  53. >"Well, I guess I can try to help."
  54. >She said the words "try to help" the same way a person would say "manure".
  55.  
  56. >"Any idea what could've caused this?"
  57. Actually, yes.
  58. >You pull the gem out of your pocket.
  59. >Twilight holds it in front of her with her magic.
  60. >"Where did you get this?"
  61. Ice cave.
  62. >She stares into the rock, as if she's trying to see through it.
  63. >"This looks like some sort of magical artifact. What could possibly be in this that gives you an ice form?
  64. >Magic, obviously.
  65. >Only it's too cliche to actually say, but we all know it's fucking magic.
  66. >"I say you need to keep away from this thing. It looks like it'll kill you eventually. In the meantime, apologize to the others."
  67. >Gives you advice to keep you alive then tells you to go say sorry for relationship problems. Only her.
  68. >You take the gem and stuff it back into your pocket, say goodbye, and leave.
  69. >After hiding the gem in the basement by locking it in a completely unsuspicious chest, your first stop is Sweet Apple Acres.
  70. >No wonder Applejack stays inside, all the trees are leafless and there's not a single apple in sight.
  71. >Before you can knock on the door to AJ's house, it swings open and she bucks you in the stomach.
  72. >It sends you flying against a tree, and now you're about to pass out.
  73. >Sweet candy coated Jesus, that hurt like a fucking truck.
  74. >Before your mind shuts off, you can barely hear Applejack say something.
  75. >"You don't deserve any friendly treatment from me after what you did."
  76. >Then everything goes dark.
  77.  
  78. >When you come to, you're in a bed. Not yours though.
  79. >When you look around the room you're in, you can easily tell where you are.
  80. >Fluttershy's cottage.
  81. >So much for making this the last stop.
  82. >Your left cheek feels unusually warm.
  83. >She probably kissed the living hell out of it. So much for that "breaking her heart" crap.
  84. >She's still probably just as obsessed with you as before.
  85. >You get out of bed and look down at your hands. Your skin is now sky blue.
  86. >Fucking fantastic. You're almost a walking frost monster.
  87. >You walk downstairs and sure enough, the Duchess of Creepytown is there, sitting at a fireplace.
  88. >Her face is covered in tears. Well, at least this confirms all that "still obsessed" business then.
  89. >You quietly tiptoe to where your clothes are located, and put them on.
  90. >Once you've layed hands on the door to make your way out, she hears you.
  91. >"Going already?"
  92. >You freeze. Well, you were kinda already frozen thanks to that rock...oh shut up, you know what I mean.
  93. >"Normally when you save someone's life, you expect at least a thank you."
  94. Thanks for saving my life. Hey, are you all right?
  95. >"Yes, I'm fine."
  96. >She said that so nonchalantly, and she didn't even turn around to look at you.
  97. >Creepy levels have reached optimum peak. But...you should probably take this opportunity to apologize to her.
  98. >"NO! BAD IDEA! LEAVE WHILE YOU STILL CAN!"
  99. Shut up, brain.
  100. >"I'm serious man, this bitch is creepy, she doesn't care for your actual well being, remember?"
  101. I'm still gonna apologize to her.
  102. >"Well fine, then. Not my funeral."
  103. >You slowly walk to the fireplace and sit yourself down next to her.
  104. Listen, Fluttershy...
  105. >"No, you listen, Anon."
  106. >What?
  107. >She seriously just said that without stammering?
  108. >Well fuck, this must be serious.
  109. O-okay, well, in that case, I'm all ears.
  110. >"You made me feel horrible, like I'm some absolute maniac."
  111. >Probably because you ARE an absolute maniac! But of course she wouldn't know that, being herself and all.
  112. >"I loved you, and I still do. But I will say this."
  113. >A grin starts to appear on her face. This is getting fucking terrifying.
  114. >"Don't say I didn't warn you, man."
  115. Fucking brain.
  116. >The General of the 87th Armoured Creepy Battalion continues her speech.
  117.  
  118. >"I don't give up easily,"
  119. >Of course you don't, creepy bitch.
  120. >"and until you please me, I will not let you leave this house."
  121. >Rustle Percentage at 50%
  122. >"I will never stop until you say you love me."
  123. >Rustle Percentage at 75%
  124. >You hear a click.
  125. >You turn around to look at the only exit, and sure enough, Angel locked it and he's run off.
  126. >Rustle Percentage at 90%
  127. So what do you plan on doing?
  128. >"Like I said, you're not leaving until you've pleasured me."
  129. >Rustle Percentage at [ERROR: MAXIMUM OVER-RUSTLE ACHIEVED.]
  130. >Freedom if you fuck her? Yeah, watching G3.5 sounds better.
  131. >"Oh yeah, smartass? And what the fuck are you going to do about it, now that she's locked you in?!"
  132. I don't fucking know.
  133. >"So what do you say?"
  134. I say your fantasies will stay just that.
  135. >"That's a shame."
  136. >She then pins you to the floor at the speed of KENYANS!
  137. >Seriously, she was literally just sitting in front of the fireplace, then HOLY SHIT! She's on you!
  138. >She begins to rub her marehood on your crotch.
  139. >You slam your fist into the floor as a sign for her to stop.
  140. >Your fist has just made a small pile of Ice where it hit.
  141. >Ice starts to freeze Fluttershy's hooves as she stares in shock.
  142. >She is frozen in place and can no longer try to rape you.
  143. >Before you take your leave, you exhale on her face and it instantly becomes cold.
  144. >One last thing.
  145. >A swift punch is delivered to her right between the eyes.
  146. >She falls to the floor,
  147. >Now is the time to leave.
  148. >Oh wait.
  149. >Door locked.
  150. >Well shit.
  151. >Suddenly, you feel a light tug on your leg.
  152. >You look down and see Angel holding the key.
  153. >He gives you a thumbs up and you take the key from him.
  154. >You wonder what kind of freaky shit she's done to Angel to make him hate her like that.
  155. Thanks buddy.
  156. >The key works fine.
  157. >Now where to?
  158. >Not to the fucking Acres, that's for sure.
  159. >Oh great, you were just reminded of the buck to the stomach, now it hurts like fuck again, thanks a billion, brain.
  160. >"Hmm? Hey, I didn't even do anything!"
  161. Sure you didn't.
  162. >"Fucking asshole..."
  163.  
  164. >After having another conflict with yourself, you figure it's time to go visit SugarCube Corner to find out if Pinkie wants knock you unconscious.
  165. >This time, you just open the door, because knocking nearly seperated your lower half from your upper half.
  166. >You see Mrs. Cake standing at the counter with a newspaper. The headline is: "Strange Human-Shaped mark in tree! Aliens, maybe?"
  167. >You wonder what would happen if Big Mac bucked you in the stomach.
  168. >Then you shake in terror at the thought.
  169. >Mrs.Cake looks up from her newspaper.
  170. >"Hello Anon, buying something today?"
  171. Yeah, I'd like a strawberry cupcake.
  172. >"Two bits."
  173. Here you go. By the way, is Pinkie in?
  174. >"Yep, she's upstairs. You can go see her if you want."
  175. Okay, then.
  176. >You take the cupcake and go upstairs while silently munching on it.
  177. >Why did you even buy this? You hate strawberries.