- >It's been almost a fortnight since Rarity told you to keep the glowing gem.
- >And since then, not much has changed.
- >Today is another snowfilled day of cold.
- >You get up, shit, shower, but don't shave since it's fucking Winter.
- >When you look in the mirror, an expression of horror comes across your face.
- >Your skin has gone pale blue, and your eyes have a small hint of cyan to them.
- >Did you get a cold?
- >Bullshit, colds don't change your eye colour.
- >You go downstairs to pour yourself a cold glass of AppleJack Daniels.
- >As you let out a sigh, the pot plants in front of you freeze. Literally.
- >Absolutely frozen solid. Did your breath do that?
- >Did you eat a frost Dragon last night or something? Why are you suddenly breathing ice?
- >This is some freaky shit.
- >Maybe that Diamond Dog cursed you or some shit?
- >Or did you get possessed by a demon?
- >You suddenly realize the problem.
- >It's that fucking rock. You knew something was up with that geological piece of crap.
- >You down the glass of Whiskey and head out into the snow.
- >Wait...why aren't you developing a severe case of Hypothermia yet?
- >You went outside in your boxer shorts, and you can't feel a slight hint of the cold.
- >Okay, this is getting creepier by the minute.
- >5 minutes later, you head out into the snow again, only this time you're clothed.
- >You make your way to Twilight's treehouse, because that's where all Flutterrape dilemmas get solved.
- >And because maybe Twilight will know how to fix this.
- >You also brought the glowing rock. It's still got that eerie yellow around it.
- >You slowly open the door and Spike sees you.
- >"Hey Anon, how you doi-WOAH!"
- >Clearly he's shocked by the fact that you look like the fucking Ice King from Adventure Time.
- >"Why do you look like you just-"
- Ate a frost dragon?
- >The baby dragon nods.
- Frankly, that's why I'm here. Is Twilight awake?
- >"Yeah, she's down in the basement, performing some stupid experiment.
- Okay, thanks.
- >As you're about to open the door to the basement, Spike calls for you.
- Yeah?
- >"Doesn't she kinda hate you after you ditched Fluttershy?"
- Good point. Well, I'll see how she reacts. If I'm not back up in 2 hours, call for help.
- >"O..kay. Well....good luck."
- >You turn around and continue down to the basement.
- >While going down the stairs, you can hear Twilight groan in anger after an explosion.
- Everything okay down there?
- >"No, actually. Who would've guessed trying to turn Ice into wood would be such a pain?!"
- >Pretty much everyone.
- >She looks like she could burn you alive, and judging that you're almost made entirely of ice, that would be really fucking painful.
- >"And what exactly are you doing here? You must be pretty stupid to come here after what you did to Fluttershy!"
- >She probably hasn't noticed your blue skin.
- >Holy shit, she's still talking.
- >"...and why anyone would do such a horrible thing is beyond even Celestia herself!"
- >You cough, releasing a small cloud of frost as it freezes the floor in front of you.
- >Twilight suddenly looks like she's seen...well, a guy freeze her floor with a cough.
- That, is why I'm here.
- >"Well, I guess I can try to help."
- >She said the words "try to help" the same way a person would say "manure".
- >"Any idea what could've caused this?"
- Actually, yes.
- >You pull the gem out of your pocket.
- >Twilight holds it in front of her with her magic.
- >"Where did you get this?"
- Ice cave.
- >She stares into the rock, as if she's trying to see through it.
- >"This looks like some sort of magical artifact. What could possibly be in this that gives you an ice form?
- >Magic, obviously.
- >Only it's too cliche to actually say, but we all know it's fucking magic.
- >"I say you need to keep away from this thing. It looks like it'll kill you eventually. In the meantime, apologize to the others."
- >Gives you advice to keep you alive then tells you to go say sorry for relationship problems. Only her.
- >You take the gem and stuff it back into your pocket, say goodbye, and leave.
- >After hiding the gem in the basement by locking it in a completely unsuspicious chest, your first stop is Sweet Apple Acres.
- >No wonder Applejack stays inside, all the trees are leafless and there's not a single apple in sight.
- >Before you can knock on the door to AJ's house, it swings open and she bucks you in the stomach.
- >It sends you flying against a tree, and now you're about to pass out.
- >Sweet candy coated Jesus, that hurt like a fucking truck.
- >Before your mind shuts off, you can barely hear Applejack say something.
- >"You don't deserve any friendly treatment from me after what you did."
- >Then everything goes dark.
- >When you come to, you're in a bed. Not yours though.
- >When you look around the room you're in, you can easily tell where you are.
- >Fluttershy's cottage.
- >So much for making this the last stop.
- >Your left cheek feels unusually warm.
- >She probably kissed the living hell out of it. So much for that "breaking her heart" crap.
- >She's still probably just as obsessed with you as before.
- >You get out of bed and look down at your hands. Your skin is now sky blue.
- >Fucking fantastic. You're almost a walking frost monster.
- >You walk downstairs and sure enough, the Duchess of Creepytown is there, sitting at a fireplace.
- >Her face is covered in tears. Well, at least this confirms all that "still obsessed" business then.
- >You quietly tiptoe to where your clothes are located, and put them on.
- >Once you've layed hands on the door to make your way out, she hears you.
- >"Going already?"
- >You freeze. Well, you were kinda already frozen thanks to that rock...oh shut up, you know what I mean.
- >"Normally when you save someone's life, you expect at least a thank you."
- Thanks for saving my life. Hey, are you all right?
- >"Yes, I'm fine."
- >She said that so nonchalantly, and she didn't even turn around to look at you.
- >Creepy levels have reached optimum peak. But...you should probably take this opportunity to apologize to her.
- >"NO! BAD IDEA! LEAVE WHILE YOU STILL CAN!"
- Shut up, brain.
- >"I'm serious man, this bitch is creepy, she doesn't care for your actual well being, remember?"
- I'm still gonna apologize to her.
- >"Well fine, then. Not my funeral."
- >You slowly walk to the fireplace and sit yourself down next to her.
- Listen, Fluttershy...
- >"No, you listen, Anon."
- >What?
- >She seriously just said that without stammering?
- >Well fuck, this must be serious.
- O-okay, well, in that case, I'm all ears.
- >"You made me feel horrible, like I'm some absolute maniac."
- >Probably because you ARE an absolute maniac! But of course she wouldn't know that, being herself and all.
- >"I loved you, and I still do. But I will say this."
- >A grin starts to appear on her face. This is getting fucking terrifying.
- >"Don't say I didn't warn you, man."
- Fucking brain.
- >The General of the 87th Armoured Creepy Battalion continues her speech.
- >"I don't give up easily,"
- >Of course you don't, creepy bitch.
- >"and until you please me, I will not let you leave this house."
- >Rustle Percentage at 50%
- >"I will never stop until you say you love me."
- >Rustle Percentage at 75%
- >You hear a click.
- >You turn around to look at the only exit, and sure enough, Angel locked it and he's run off.
- >Rustle Percentage at 90%
- So what do you plan on doing?
- >"Like I said, you're not leaving until you've pleasured me."
- >Rustle Percentage at [ERROR: MAXIMUM OVER-RUSTLE ACHIEVED.]
- >Freedom if you fuck her? Yeah, watching G3.5 sounds better.
- >"Oh yeah, smartass? And what the fuck are you going to do about it, now that she's locked you in?!"
- I don't fucking know.
- >"So what do you say?"
- I say your fantasies will stay just that.
- >"That's a shame."
- >She then pins you to the floor at the speed of KENYANS!
- >Seriously, she was literally just sitting in front of the fireplace, then HOLY SHIT! She's on you!
- >She begins to rub her marehood on your crotch.
- >You slam your fist into the floor as a sign for her to stop.
- >Your fist has just made a small pile of Ice where it hit.
- >Ice starts to freeze Fluttershy's hooves as she stares in shock.
- >She is frozen in place and can no longer try to rape you.
- >Before you take your leave, you exhale on her face and it instantly becomes cold.
- >One last thing.
- >A swift punch is delivered to her right between the eyes.
- >She falls to the floor,
- >Now is the time to leave.
- >Oh wait.
- >Door locked.
- >Well shit.
- >Suddenly, you feel a light tug on your leg.
- >You look down and see Angel holding the key.
- >He gives you a thumbs up and you take the key from him.
- >You wonder what kind of freaky shit she's done to Angel to make him hate her like that.
- Thanks buddy.
- >The key works fine.
- >Now where to?
- >Not to the fucking Acres, that's for sure.
- >Oh great, you were just reminded of the buck to the stomach, now it hurts like fuck again, thanks a billion, brain.
- >"Hmm? Hey, I didn't even do anything!"
- Sure you didn't.
- >"Fucking asshole..."
- >After having another conflict with yourself, you figure it's time to go visit SugarCube Corner to find out if Pinkie wants knock you unconscious.
- >This time, you just open the door, because knocking nearly seperated your lower half from your upper half.
- >You see Mrs. Cake standing at the counter with a newspaper. The headline is: "Strange Human-Shaped mark in tree! Aliens, maybe?"
- >You wonder what would happen if Big Mac bucked you in the stomach.
- >Then you shake in terror at the thought.
- >Mrs.Cake looks up from her newspaper.
- >"Hello Anon, buying something today?"
- Yeah, I'd like a strawberry cupcake.
- >"Two bits."
- Here you go. By the way, is Pinkie in?
- >"Yep, she's upstairs. You can go see her if you want."
- Okay, then.
- >You take the cupcake and go upstairs while silently munching on it.
- >Why did you even buy this? You hate strawberries.