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[Flutterrape]Winter Anon Part 2

By: Cynical_Cockface on Dec 7th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 4.28 KB  |  hits: 160  |  expires: Never
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  1. >After waiting a few minutes under the tree, you stand up and walk further away from Ponyville.
  2. >Okay, let's look at the situation.
  3. >4 of the mane 6 hate you, Pinkie Pie wasn't there, and Fluttershy...
  4. >Wait, Fluttershy doesn't love you anymore! This is a cause for celebration!
  5. But she seemed really heartbroken about it...
  6. >Man up faggot.
  7. >Wait, where the hell are you?
  8. >Well fuck, you're lost.
  9. >Oh well, at least you're away from Fluttershy.
  10. >"Got lost?"
  11. >That came from behind you.
  12. >You turn around.
  13. >It...looks like a Diamond Dog wearing a cloak.
  14. >Scratch that. It IS a Diamond Dog wearing a cloak.
  15. >He's also wearing a red vest and black bracers.
  16. You could say that.
  17. >"Not like it's uncommon to get lost in the snow. Anyway, what are you, anyway? I've never seen a Diamond Dog like you before."
  18. That's because I'm a human.
  19. >"Human, huh? Lemme guess, P0nyville?"
  20. Bingo. I take it me being a human is why you didn't just rob me blind.
  21. >"Well, not completely. It's just that I rarely get any visitors here."
  22. I? Don't you mean 'we'?
  23. >"Nope, I'm the only Diamond Dog here, the others are near the caves really south from here. I'm on my own."
  24. >"I'd say it's about time I asked you, why did you come here?"
  25. >"Yeah man, why did you come here?"
  26. >Because you brought me here, fucking schizophrenic sentient vital organ.
  27. I just decided to leave after some trouble?
  28. >"What kind?"
  29. Avoiding a rapist.
  30. >The Diamond Dog bursts into laughter.
  31. >Was it really that funny?
  32. >"Oh boy, that's funny. Now why are you actually here?"
  33. >Oh great, he doesn't believe you.
  34. I'm not lying.
  35. >"Really, now? Come on, there's gotta be a better reason than that!"
  36. I said I wasn't lying.
  37. >"Okay, you don't want to say, I'm not gonna force you to."
  38. >No point in arguing with this idiot, he's probably gone mad anyway if he "rarely gets visitors".
  39. Well, why are you here?
  40. >"Buddy, now's really not the time to say."
  41. What the hell is that?
  42. >"You really think I'll fall for that?"
  43. I admit, I didn't think that you would.
  44.  
  45. >Awkward turtle.
  46. >You cough.
  47. >"What was that?"
  48. Oh, nothing.
  49. >"Okay, then.
  50. >The Spaghetti is starting to simmer in your pockets.
  51. >You punch the Diamond Dog square in the face.
  52. >He falls to the ground, unconscious.
  53. Well that was easy.
  54. >Turns out there was a huge icy cave behind the now unconscious Diamond Dog.
  55. >Probably filled with jewels.
  56. >Hell, maybe you could take a few and make it up to Rarity?
  57. >No idea about the others though...
  58. >You go deeper into the cave.
  59. >It's really fucking dark now and you can't see shit.
  60. >Wait, is that a light?
  61. >You can just barely see a lit torch at the end of a long, icy hallway.
  62. >Well, might as well see what the fuss is about.
  63. >You run to the end and holy crap.
  64. >You've hit the jackpot.
  65. >Gems. Gems everywhere.
  66. >Good thing this trenchcoat of yours has more pockets than a kangaroo in cargo shorts.
  67. >After a few minutes of stuffing, your pockets can only hold one more gem.
  68. >You took a really odd looking one that glowed a dim yellow.
  69. >That should stop her from being pissed off at you.
  70. >You've made your way back to P0nyville and are heading towards Carousel Boutique to give Rarity the gems.
  71.  
  72. >You knock on the door to the Fairground attraction gone awry.
  73. >"Go away! I don't want you here, you monster!"
  74. I just wanted to give you some gems, that's all.
  75. >The door opens slightly.
  76. >"Slip them in through the opening."
  77. >You sigh and do as she says.
  78. >"Now, maybe this wil-Oh my Celestia!"
  79. What is it?
  80. >The door swings open and Rarity is holding up the glowing gem with her magic.
  81. >"Where in Equestria did you find this?"
  82. I just found it in an Ice Cave.
  83. >You wonder if the Dovahkiin gets these reactions when he finds valuable gems in Ice Caves.
  84. >"Tell you what, Darling, why don't you keep this simply beautiful treasure. Maybe it will bring you luck!"
  85. >Oh yeah, element of generosity. Duh.
  86. >She moves towards you and hugs your waist.
  87. >For a very long time.
  88. >Eventually she breaks the hug.
  89. So you forgive me?
  90. >She lets out a sigh.
  91. >"Fluttershy is probably still heartbroken, but I do forgive you now, Anon."
  92. Well, I'll be on my way now. Goodbye.
  93. >The door closes.
  94. >You stare at the jewel that lays in your hand.
  95. >Her words echo in your mind.
  96. >"Maybe it will bring you luck!"
  97. >Maybe...but what kind of luck?
  98. >Something is not right with this damn rock.
  99.  
  100. END PART 2.