[Flutterrape]Winter Anon Part 1

>Day Winter in Equestria.

>You literally want to fall asleep and never wake up. All because of Yellow Quiet.

>If it wasn't obvious enough, you wouldn't get out of bed even if there was a sack of 10,000 bits at your doorstep.

>Because no matter what, you always have to see 'her'.

>The whole of P0nyville thought you were mad when you called her a rapist in public.

>Then again, it should be no big surprise that they don't trust a huge monkey/diamond dog thing.

>Hell, at least you could speak like a fucking intelligent person.

>You smash your face into the pillow, not wanting to deal with anything today.

>After a while, you think something's up. Where the hell is Flutterrapist?

>She normally would've flown through your window. Or dug a hole from her cottage to your basement or some other creepy shit like that.

>"Woah Anon, why are you complaining that Banana Stalker isn't here? Don't you hate her?"

>Good point, brain.

>Normally she'd be asking some ridiculous question by now.

>You (finally) get out of bed and look out the window.

Well colour me surprised, it's snowing like fucking Liepaja on a night in December.

>Of course she couldn't get here, being snowed in her cottage and all.

>Maybe it would be a good idea to go out into the snow, for kicks.

>In fact, that's the very reason you liked Winter in the first place: for the peacefulness of snow.

>And because there's much less of 'her'.

>You put on your ushanka, trenchcoat and wellingtons, then open the front door to your house.

>Immediately, you feel snow on your face.

>Right, time to enjoy the snow while you can.

>You head through the market.

>Naturally, all of the stalls are gone and only a few of the shops are open.

>One of which is Sugarcube Corner.

>Might as well pay Pinkie a visit, who knows, maybe she likes snow?

>"I don't know about that, but I know something else she might like."

>What the fuck brain. What are you, some mad beastialist?

>Well, you do live in a land filed with colourful cartoon ponies.

>Maybe you are crazy.

>Oh well.

>You knock on the door to Sugarcube Corner. The lights appear to be on, which must mean that Pinkie is in.

>After a few seconds of waiting, the door opens to a pink pony with a massive infectious smile that could redefine happiness.

>"Hi Anon! What are you doing out in the cold?"

I was just wandering around in the snow. Wanna join?

>"Well, I would, but I think Fluttershy would much rather be with you than I would!"

Oh. Okay, thanks anyways.

>"No problem, Anon!"

>Pinkie slowly closes the door.

>Sonuva bitch. Probably not worth it to ask the others...right?

 

>You fucking moron. You asked the other 4 and they all said just about the same shit.

>Rarity said she hates the snow and went on for 10 minutes about how it ruins her mane.

>Twilight said she had important studies, and suggested going to visit Fluttershy.

>Applejack said she prefers the warmer weathers and said that from the inside of her house without even opening the door.

>And when you asked her where Rainbow might be, Applejack said she'd gone to Cloudsdale for the winter.

>Because that makes sense.

>So now your only option is to visit the town rapist. Perfect.

>"Hey, maybe you could get something going with her?"

How about you shut the fuck up, brain.

>"It was just a suggestion, don't hold it against me."

>Fucking Schizophrenia

>You're probably gonna regret this decision more than anything else in your life.

>You've arrived at the gates of He- I mean, Fluttershy's cottage.

>You release an annoyed sigh as you knock on the door.

>Almost immediately the door is opened and Fluttershy appears shocked to see you here.

>"Anon? What are you doing here? N-not that I'm complaining..."

>You let out another sigh.

I was just wandering through the snow and I was wondering if you wanted to join me.

>Yellow Creepy gets a blank expression on her face and closes the door quickly.

>"Nice job, buddy. You dodged a bullet right there! For a second I thought she was goi-"

>Before brain can finish his celebration, the door swings open and again and Fluttershy pins you to the floor while wearing some boots and a scarf.

>"YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES"

>So much for that.

Okay, fine! Let's just be on our way!

>"I knew you loved me, Anon!"

Snow isn't my fetish, either.

>"Oh." She hides behind her mane.

Just a friendly walk through the snow, nothing more.

>"Okay." She bites her lower lip to try and appear seductive.

>Keyword "try".

>You start walking and make a gesture for Fluttershy to follow you.

>As you got to the now snowed over plains you and Fluttershy decided to rest under a tree for a few seconds.

>Quite a few yards away, through a pair of binoculars....

 

>"Why won't they make any moves? We set this up perfectly!"

>"I still feel bad for using my magic to make all this snow appear."

>"Lighten up, egghead, we're doing this to help Fluttershy get with Anon, remember?"

>Pinkie speaks up

>"I think I really hurt his feelings when I told him I wouldn't go with him..."

>Nobody paid her much mind, thanks to Rarity's sudden whi-er, complaining.

>"Ugh, do we really have to out into the snow? My coat is just in horrible shape! It will take me weeks to get this back in shape!"

>"Beggin' yer pardon, Rarity, but didn't ya help with the Winter Wrap Up hooves deep int'a the snow?

>"Well, yes, of course I did! But then, we weren't in the middle of winter..."

>"Everyone, shut up! I think they're talking! again!"

>The turqoise pony looks through the binoculars again.

 

>"Anon, why don't you love me?"

I'm pretty sure I've lost count of how many times I answered that question. It's because you're a creepy stalker who wouldn't know personal space if it came up and punched her in the face.

>"Well, that's a rude way of saying that I love you."

It's less love and more a molestation attempt.

>Critical hit!

>"B-but, I love you, Anon!"

And I loathe your very existence.

>"Why? You know that I will never give up for anything!"

That's the worst news I've heard all day.

>K! O!

>Fluttershy runs off back to her cottage, crying, her tears making her already cold face even more freezing.

>You do feel kinda bad for-

>"Wait a minute Anon, I thought you said she was the town rapist and that you wanted her to leave you alone forever!"

And I thought you wanted me to bone her.

>"Can't a vital organ change it's opinion every now an again?"

Pretty sure a vital organ can't talk. Speaking of which, why the hell am I having a civil war with myself?

>"ANON, YOU BRUTE! WHY, I'VE NEVER SEEN SUCH ARROGANCE IN ALL MY LIFE."

>Rarity stomped over to you from a hilltop. Even the fucking tree you were sitting under this whole time looks like it's gonna shit itself. Wait a minute, didn't she say she hated the snow?

Hold up a minute here, I thought you hated going out into the snow?

>"That doesn't matter, what does matter is how you broke Fluttershy's heart! She loved you, and you just spat at her!"

She broke my fence and house on numerous occasions. I see this as returning the favour.

>She scoffs and from a distance you can see 3 other figures appear from the shadows.

>Twilight, Applejack and Rainbow. Well, at least you know why Pinkie didn't want to go with you now.

>Wait, Pinkie? Where is she?

>"Now Anon, what'dyou go an do that fer?! Fluttershy wanted a relaxing night with ya and you went and kicked mud at her!"

Actually, you wanted me to want a relaxing night with Fluttershy.

>Purple Drank speaks up.

>"Does it matter? She loved you, you ape!"

Loved? So that means she doesn't love me anymore?

>Holyshitthismightbegood.jpg

>Rainbow flies up to your face.

>"Of course it means that she won't love you! You blew it! How does that make you feel, you idiot?!"

Relieved. Very, very relieved. In fact, I feel like a huge weight has just been lifted off.

>The 4 ponies' mouths hang open in shock.

>"Come on, girls, let's leave Anon. Maybe he deserves to be alone..."

>The other 3 ponies follow Twilight.

>What a day this has been.

 

END PART 1.