- >Day buildings in Equestria
- >You wake up.
- >Shit, Shower, Alliteration.
- >You go downstairs and pour yourself a bowl of "Controversial-O's"
- >People really don't like these for some reason.
- >You find them alright.
- >You open the front door and pick up today's newspaper.
- >The headline is in ponyspeak, but you can just barely make it out as "The Original Speaker is a bundle of sticks!"
- >Fucking newspaper.
- >You go back inside and finish your bowl of cereal.
- >You look at the clock.
- >And 3,2,1...
- >...
- >Nothing?
- >Normally the town rapist comes over and knocks on your door at this time.
- >But this time, jack shit is going on.
- >You look out the window.
- >No rapist in sight.
- >Sun is shining like it's about to fucking collide with the place.
- >But who would really be that stupid to believe it?
- >You go sit down on your couch, expecting a free day of no rape.
- >Ah, this is the life.
- >Now you feel as if your house is being lifted off.
- >Scratch that, it IS being lifted off!
- >You open a nearby window and look out.
- >Sure enough, Ponyville is getting smaller and smaller.
- >"Now we can be t-together, Anon."
- >Well, that answers that.
- So you made my house fly just to rape me?
- >"Y-yes."
- >She jumps on top of you and pins you down, grinding her marehood on your crotch.
- >You never were the strongest lad back in the days, so when she tried, she could pretty much fucking maul you.
- >Or rape you, in this case.
- Fluttershy, stop it. You don't need to do this!
- >"I won't stop. I'm doing it for you, so that you will love me.
- >She's pulled off your trousers and your dick betrays you once again.
- >"See? I told you that you would want this."
- >You were about to speak up and insult her, but the moment you opened your mouth, her face collided with yours.
- >Wonderful. You're stuck in the sky, about to get raped by a pegasus, and said pegasus is giving you a huge wet kiss.
- >At least it isn't as bad as that day with the giant pickle jars.
- >Those nightmares won't go away.
- >Fluttershy finally breaks the kiss after what seems like a minute.
- >Your dick could fucking cut through the toughest of Nokias.
- >Fluttershy now pulls off your boxers.
- >"Are you ready?"
- Fuck no, I'm not ready, now get the fuck off!
- >"Then I guess you're okay with being stuck up here?"
- >Shit. She's got a point.
- >She lowers herself onto you and she's already in an orgasm from having your dick inside of her.
- >"I'm gonna keep you here for a long time, Anon."
- >With every single thrust, those words become more apparent.
- >"Anon, I'm gonna..I'm gonna..."
- >She couldn't finish that sentence through her moaning in ecstasy.
- >All those pony juices on your dick made you release into her.
- >Now you feel fucking terrible.
- >Fuck, she wasn't kidding.
- >You've been up in your sky-house for three days now.
- >She's been holding you hostage, all the while having sex with you every night.
- >The moon climbs up, and the door opens.
- >"Come to Mama, Anon. That is, if you have any hopes of getting down alive."
- >You walk over to her and lay down.
- >You literally have no choice but to be
- >Fucking Fluttershy.