Title:           Random One-shots
Author:          CygnusX15
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First Edit:      Wednesday 19th of November 2014 07:28:33 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Tuesday 30th of December 2014 09:30:29 PM CDT

Random One-shots
 
 
 
November 18, 2014
"No Homo"
 
>Be Anon
>You're walking down the halls towards your locker when you are suddenly approached by Flash and his gang
>"Hey anon, want to come meet the band and watch us practice?"
>"We can go to the diner later and get some coffee and maybe some food, what do you say?"
"What?"
>"Yeah, you know we can hang out a little while, just like old times"
>You remember the old times, back in middle school
>Both of you were inseparable
>Always hanging out and doing stupid shit
>Good times
"Fuck it, why not"
>"Awesome, we can meet at my place later tonight"
>You suddenly realized that the distance between both of you has been closed significantly
>For an odd moment, you feel...weird
>He was blushing very hard and his face was approaching yours
>Everything around you stood still, like it was frozen in time
>Suddenly your lips meet
>But not before he whispers, "No homo"
>With that phrase you embrace him and begin to hold him while wrestling with his tounge
>All the girls in the hallway noticed immediately (even the mane 6) and stare in awe
>The guys couldn't believe what they were seeing
>Some of the girls even started to reach into their skirts and rub themselves off in the middle of the hallway and all were blushing but kept looking in regardless
>You notice everyone staring and you break away from Flash Sentry
>You speak up audibly
"Don't worry, no homo"
>"Aww man" all the girls says in unison
>The guys let out a sigh of relief knowing everything was OK
>You countinue making out with Flash before he breaks off
>"Should we go now?"
"Yeah sure bro"
>You walk down hall and out the front doors of the school
>You both walked towards the sunset holding hands
>"You're a good kisser you know that dude?"
"Really? You're not so bad yourself"
>Today was a weird day
 
The End
 
 
 
 
 
 
December 1, 2014
"Average Day"
 
 
>Be Cygnus
>You're just sitting around jamming out and browsing /co/ in your living room apartment
>It's been snowing on and off for a few days now, leaving the city in a soft blanket of white
>The sky's gray features always depressed you, so you usually stay away from the windows during this time of year
>But today was different
>You felt the odd necessity to sit by a window today
>You put away your laptop and make a nice hot cocoa to drink while you ponder about life's great mysteries
>This didn't take very long and you soon pull up your favorite chair near one of the windows
>It started snowing again and little flakes of pure white began to litter the city once more
>Taking a few light sips, you begin to relax your shoulders and pick up a nearby book
>You take in the beauty of the winter scenery
>Odd, you've always hated winter
>As you look around you spot something noteworthy
>In the apartment complex right across from yours, you spot two of your friends, Sunset and Constatine
>Now they've been together for awhile so this wasn't anything surprising, but it was what they were doing that captured your attention
>Mein göt!!
>Looks like they're about to get their freak on
>Now I know what you're thinking: " I love you Cygnus but you can't be doing that, come on. Give them some privacy."
>Well first of all, they have their shutters wide open so it's not my fault
>And second of all, the way they're executing it makes it where you can't look away
>Constatine has been ball-gagged and has all four limbs tied to one of the bed posts
>Sunset is wearing a military officer uniform with a complementary pink, strap-on dildo and a crop
>There are various sex toys scattered along the floor
>And there's a large bottle of lube
>You can't really make out what it says but you think it says "Military Strength"
>And then...and then they begin
>As Sunset lubes up the strap-on, she begins by lightly hitting him in the legs and thighs with the crop
>His face lights up red and he lets out a small moan
>She starts feeling his body, starting from his waist, to his abs, and finishing off in his chest
>But then she stands up straight and hits the crop inbetween his legs
>He spreads his legs a little more than it already was and Sunset bends her knees slightly and lines up the strap-on with his puckered hole
>Without warning she thrusts inside and Constatine's head rises, his yelps of pain and pleasure muffeled by the ballgag
>Sunset thrusts again and again and again
>You imagine they must be very loud due to the fact you can see Ebola in the floor directly below hitting the ceiling with a broom
>The lube begins to drip down both of their legs as Sunset pummels Constatine's poop chute
>This is not your fetish
>You want to look away, but you can't, you simply can't
>Your eyes must be wide as saucers now
>Finally she pulls out and releases Constatine from the rope's tight hold
>They soon switch positions on the bed and Constatine begins to kiss down her neck while undressing her
>Just the she turns her head and you both make eye contact
>Her pupils dilate and the rest of her eyes widen as she realizes what just happened
"SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!"
>You slam your curtains shut and you run towards your bedroom
>You know what's coming, you're a fucking dead man
>Fumbling in your closet you struggle to find your prized katana
>You're gonna need it for the unholy retribution that's about to come
>Just then you hear a very angry knock on your door
"Fuck!!"
>You scramble to open the door, but not before adjusting your fedora and trenchcoat
>You open it like a madman
"Heeyyyyy guuyyysss"
>Just like that a very angry Sunset approaches you with a finger on your chest
"Were you just watching us in our bedroom earlier?!? I fucking swear to God, Cygnus..."
>But then Constatine speaks up, "Sweetie, sweetie I got this"
>"Did the Pope really bleed fish?"
"Eggrolls"
>"Thanks man"
>He hugs you and you embrace while you both softly whisper "ayy lmao" in each other's ears
>"Wait what? You're just gonna let him go..."
>You slam the door in their faces
>Man, today was a...you know what? I don't even have a pun for this
 
The End
 
 
 
 
December 30, 2014
"Anon has a good time with Sunset"
 
>"Don't you get it Anon!? I HATE you! I think you're a disgusting pervert! Don't you understand that I will NEVER want to go out with you!?"
>Sunset turns on her heels and storms off into the hallway
>You stood there, dumbfounded
>All those years of trying to get her to notice you all...all wasted
>You felt like crying
>But something inside you snapped
>No
>Not like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtbuUlSGXzc [Embed]
>With passion in your eyes you sprint after her
>You push the gathered crowd out of your way and sprint with all your fury
>You were standing there for quite awhile and she must be at the other side of the school by now
>"Hey, Anon..." said Twilight
>You literally slam her towards the locker
"Out of my way!"
>"Wow what an asshole"
>As you run, you tie a black bandanna with white Arabic letters on it and tie it on your forehead
>You finally reach her and see her standing at that circular lobby near the main entrance
>You tackle her with the force of ten thousand masturbating neckbeards and you both slide across the tile floor
>She turns around under you with fiery eyes
>"GET OFF ME YOU FREAK!"
>"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"
>With that you reach into your pocket and pull out a switch with a red button on it
>This is it
>Your whole life built up to this moment
>You were born for this very day
>You make eye contact one last time before pressing
>Those beautiful green eyes
>You could swim in them
>And with that you push the red button
"ALLAHU AKBAR"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYwkzmPxIcI [Embed]
>You and Sunset are engulfed in a fiery explosion
>The shock wave slams back any bystanders
>Shrapnel flies in all directions hitting a few
>Blood and char splashes the walls of the lobby
>The blast rang throughout the whole school and the fire alarm goes off
>Students are running out the doors coughing, screaming, and crying
>About three students (not including you and Sunset) layed on dead
>If you cant have her, nobody can.
 
The End