Title:           Life in Equestria: Chapter 4
Author:          Cyanblast
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First Edit:      Thursday 23rd of August 2012 03:07:18 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 23rd of August 2012 03:07:18 AM CDT

=Rainbow Dash PoV=
 
I felt my face get hot as soon as he leaned in and kissed me, and it felt good. Really good. I looked up in time to see him yell into the microphone.
 
"I ACCIDENTALLY TOOK TWO OF THE SHOTS! I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THIS!"
 
Oh dear sweet Celestia, what was he doing? He was getting a running start for something. This can't turn out well. But I can't look away.
 
He's at the edge of the stage, still running past the point of no return. He jumped, but where was he going to land? If he keeps going he's going to hit the wall-oh,
 
that's cool. He pushed up off the wall.
 
He's...swinging on the chandelier. Great. But funny too. I wonder, where's he going to land now? He's going to hit the floor! No! Wait. He hit the cake. Smooth. He's
 
passed out in the giant cake. Even more smooth
 
Passed out...oh no. I have only a few seconds. I'm already getting dizzy. That's it, I'm hiding under the tablecloth. Hopefully nobody finds me and leaves me in a bed in
 
the lake or anything.
 
Oh, well. Too late now. I regret nothing.
 
=Mous PoV=
 
That. Was. Awesome.  If he went out, he went out with a bang. I should probably bring him somewhere. I got to him and checked his pocket for bits I could use to help
 
get him home on whatever equal to a taxi they had. I found a note.
 
'Mous, just put me at the table in the back with a ton of food at it. Also, check under the table to make sure Rainbow Dash is okay. You know, the rainbow one? But
 
don't let anyone see her. 'Kay? Good.'
 
Rainbow Dash, huh? Whatever. I dragged him across the glittery floor by his feet. His face was sliding along the floor first. He's gonna to wake up to a face full of
 
glitter! Hahahahah! Oh, he'll be pissed.
 
As I dragged him over to the table, I took a pair of sunglasses off of a table I passed. No-one noticed. I sat him down to make it look like he was just relaxing. The
 
glasses hid his closed eyes. I checked to make sure nobody-or nopony-was looking, then I quickly peeked under the table to see a passed out Rainbow Dash curled
 
around the one center table leg.
 
"But I was at the shots the whole time. I didn't see either of them drinking any. I saw Anon getting food and stuff, but none of the shots."
 
"What was that? Ah di'nt quite catch that."
 
I looked up and saw Applejack asking me a question.
 
"Oh, sorry. I was just talking to myself."
 
" 'Tsalright, Ah jus thought you were talkin' ta me."
 
"No. Anyway, thanks for the party."
 
"Ah din't know nuthin' 'bout it till Ah got here. Pinkie does this all tha time."
 
"Oh, well are you at least having fun?"
 
"Of course Ah'm havin fun, it's a Pinkie Pie party! But-ahh, you might want to git Anon out of tha cake."
 
"Already did. Look, he's just relaxing."
 
I point to the table I sat him at. Applejack stares at me with a deadpan sort of 'are you serious' look.
 
"Uh-huh. So when he relaxes he forgets to breathe?"
 
"WHAT."
 
I turn and stare at Anon. He's breathing, but those drugs must have been strong. I thought:
 
'You know, he really looks partied out. He's covered in cake and glitter. Wait. Until he wakes up, he's my responsibility.'
 
Hey, we follow a Bro Code we made. 'If your bro is out cold, don't let people mess with him. Specifically no Sharpie. That shit don't wash out easy.' Yes, that IS what we
 
wrote.
 
"Ah never said he weren't breathin'. Ah was just askin." She said with a somewhat mischevous smile.
 
That wasn't even a real joke. Whatever. I squint at her for a few seconds, then drop the weirdo stare.
 
"Alright, that's fair. But I didn't overreact. Breath is 'srs bsns'." [note: he really said serious business. I wanted a reason to type srs bsns. not sorry.]
 
"Anyway," I continue,"I'm gonna go mingle."
 
"Okay sugarcube, see ya later."
 
Sugarcube.
 
She called me sugarcube.
 
I don't know how to respond to that.
 
"Bye Miss Applejack." I say quickly, trying to get something out before I look stupid.
 
DAFUQ DID I JUST SAY? 'Miss Applejack'? Miss? Seriously? If I wasn't still in front of her I would have shoved my hand through my face.
 
"Hahah, Applejack is fine, Mister Anon." She said as she turned and walked away. Slowly. Why am I staring? Shake it off, dammit. These are PONIES. Not people.
 
"Whatever. Anyway, shouldn't I check on Anon and Rainbow?" I said to no-one in particular.
 
I looked behind me at the table where he was a minute ago.
 
....shit. He's gone!
 
=Anon Pov=
 
"Ohhhhh.... My head....."
 
"Wait, where am I?" I look around...
 
"WHAT?!"
 
-End chapter-