Title:           Mid Life Crisis-Solving
Author:          CuriousZebra
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First Edit:      Sunday 16th of February 2014 02:15:35 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 16th of February 2014 02:15:35 AM CDT

>Derpy needs this
>can't keep a job
>Dinky needs to eat
>bills need to be paid
>time to find a stallion that will put up with my disabilities
>Good thing the ol' vagoo works still
>date tonight with Fancy Pants
>well, its a charity thing, he got caught doing cocaine and needs to do community service
>oh he'll be doing plenty of that tonight
>I slide in the buzzer and pull up my magic flesh colored panties
>Twilight Sparkle has agreed to watch Dinky for the night
>Time for derpy to go to work
>Dinner and a movie, simple enough
>I meet Fancypants at the restaurant, Horsia's, nicest place in town
>I give him a big hug and act the dumb blonde
>I slip the tiny controller into his breast pocket and give him a wink, swaying my hips as I enter the restaurant
>he recognizes what it is immediately, good, we can make this quick
>dinner is nice enough, he plays with the button nice and slow, he's used one of these before
>as we leave, he takes note of the wetness on my seat
>movie time
>Cheesy Romantic Comedy 734: How did they not see that coming
>the movie sucks, but so do I
>about 15 minutes in, I got on the floor, he did not attempt to stop me swallowing his cock
>blows his load right down my throat, what a gentelcolt, tastes of beer and shame
>not that I stop, i find some stallions to enjoy the torture
>he dare not make a sound, getting his knob slobbered, in public, by the local nitwit he is so obviously taking advantage of
>his eyes roll back as a swallow torrent number two, surprised he's still hard at this point
>the movie ends at some point, we head back to my place and I make us coffee
>I try anyway
>as I lean over the kitchen counter, I feel his hips touch mine
>a familiar warmth pressed hard against my stomach
>he doesn't even ask, just slides my panties down with his magic and pulls the buzzer out
>its been at max for the last 2 hours, I am dripping wet
>I bite my lip and lean forward a bit
>He is surprisingly gentle as he slides his cock inside of me
>I'd forgotten what this was like, my mind immediately goes fuzzy as he slowly churns my insides
>he nibbles my ear and sniffs and my mane, whispering to me how beautiful I am, how he has never been so enthralled with someone of my social status
>what a dick, i try to think as I'm stretched so tightly around his
>glad he popped twice already, maybe I'll get mine too
>he pulls out, and for a moment I am disappointed
>my breathing is heavy, I'm right there
>he turns me around and forces his lips to mine, kissing me deeply
>caught off guard, I return the kiss
>he lifts me onto the counter and spreads my legs
>I moan into his lips as he fills me once again
>I lean back on the counter and he kisses and bites my neck and shoulders, rutting me like someone half his age
>my hooves reach for something, anything, I clench the drapes
>he moans out and picks up the pace, letting me know he's right there
>I wrap my legs around him and pull him in deep, crying out
>I feel myself clench uncontrollably around his stallionhood, the ecstasy reaching every inch of my body, I squeeze him tight
>I don't feel the force of his orgasm until mine has already started
>maybe he is a gentlecolt after all...
>we hold each other, panting on the counter for a long while
>his eye catches mine and he gives me a shaky smile before we both dive for each others lips once more
>we make our way to my bedroom, he throws me onto my bed
>I don't stop him as he gets on top of me again
>he even wants to look at me while he fucks me
>I welcome his cock once more and we continue into the night
>Fancypants awakes in bed, alone
>its a mess, stains, sheets everywhere
>his cock is almost raw
>he reaches over the bedside for his glasses and finds with them a note and a small cassette
>"I have left to run some errands, be back after noon. You will be gone. the cassette is a recording of last night. If you want it to remain private, you will take care of Dinky and me."
>he stares, bewildered for a moment, he's never been fucked like that before. last night, or this morning
>he notices some more writing under a folded edge of the page
>"I wouldn't mind seeing you again, you seem really nice. Also, this note has been enchanted to burn once read, watch your hooves..."
>he jumps as the paper flashes into dust before his eyes
>blackmailed by the village idiot
>he takes down her phone number and discreetly teleports home
>after making the bed, of course
 
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