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For want of a better title... (WIP)

By: CuriousAnon on Nov 9th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 9.83 KB  |  hits: 190  |  expires: Never
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  1. Octavia, that was flawless
  2. >Your compliment brings a smile to Octavia's face
  3. >"This was nothing.  You should see me up on stage at the Royal Canterlot Theatre"
  4. I really should get around to seeing that some day...
  5. >You grin
  6. But you'd have to stop giving me private showings like this.  You're spoiling me
  7. >Octavia gives a delightful chuckle
  8. >"I suppose you're correct..."
  9. >"But, I'm afraid, this one must come to an end"
  10. >You obligingly get up off her cello case and pull it open for her
  11. Here, give me your cello
  12. >"I can put it away myself"
  13. No, I insist
  14.  
  15.  
  16. >Octavia reluctantly hoofs the cello over to you
  17. >You gently take it from her with both hands
  18. >Then you carefully set it inside the case
  19. >You remember the last time Vinyl broke one of these
  20. >It wasn't pretty
  21. >You hold out your hand when you've finished
  22. Let's have the bow now
  23. >Octavia extends the hoof holding the bow, and you reach out to take it
  24. >For the briefest moment, you both have your respective manuplitory extremities on the b-
  25.  
  26.  
  27. >BAMF
  28. >An unexpected flash of green light blinds you
  29. >There's something on your hand
  30. >Something that wasn't there before
  31. >It's warm and fleshy
  32. >And it grips your hand on a series of spots
  33. >You finally blink the whitness out of your eyes and look down
  34. >There's a brown tentacle draped over your hand
  35. >Your eyes follow the tentacle up its length
  36. >It grips the bow for a ways, growing ever wider
  37. >It terminates at a body comprised of seven other, similar tentacles
  38. >And on top of that body is...
  39. >Octavia's head
  40. >Still wearing her white collar with pink bow tie
  41. >Celestia's bowels
  42. >How did this happen
  43.  
  44.  
  45. >Octavia is rapidly blinking
  46. >"What in the world was that?" She asks
  47. Octavia?
  48. >She finishes her blinking
  49. >"Hmmm?"
  50. Don't panic, but do you feel... different?
  51. >"do I feel..."
  52. >She looks down
  53. >The bow clatters to the floor, no longer supported by your hand or her... tentacle
  54. >"AUGH!"
  55. >She gives exactly the sort of dignified shriek you would expect from her
  56. >"I'm an octopus!"
  57. >That's the term you were looking for
  58. >"I'm a freak..."
  59. >You start to pull your hand away
  60. >"No!  Don't leave me!"
  61. >And lands on your head, enveloping you in a desperate bid to keep you from running
  62.  
  63.  
  64. >You feel tentacles work their way under the collar of your t-shirt
  65. Octavia
  66. >They drape down across both sides of your torso
  67. >And out along your arm
  68. Octavia, what are you doing?
  69. >that's an interesting sensation...
  70. >Then the suckers find purchase, and anchor Octavia in place
  71. >You can't help but shudder just a little bit, fighting panic yourself
  72. >When she's finished, you know exactly where all eight tentacles are
  73. >Four drape on either side of your back, forming a loose J shape that terminates just above your belt line
  74. >Two run out along your arm, all the way to your wrist
  75. >And the final two are wrapped around your head
  76. >Octavia's own head is situated to the left of yours, poking through the stretched neck hole of your poor t-shirt
  77. >All in all, it feels like you're wearing a warm, heavy, fleshy blanket
  78. >With suckers
  79.  
  80.  
  81. >Octavia is crying
  82. Octavia...
  83. >"I'm a monster!"
  84. Octavia
  85. >"I can't play cello like this!"
  86. TAVI!
  87. >Octavia sniffs
  88. You're panicking
  89. >"What?"
  90. I warned you not to panic
  91. >You try to turn your head left
  92. >Octavia removes the pair of tentacles wrapped around your head, shifting them instead down your right arm and out the sleeve
  93. >"Anonymous, I'm scared"
  94. And you have every right to be.  However, you can't panic
  95. >She starts to lose it again
  96. >"Why?  Why shouldn't I panic?  For all I know, I'll be stuck like this for the rest of my life...  However long that is..."
  97. Relax.  We can fix this
  98. >She looks at you with red rimmed eyes
  99. >"We can?"
  100. Yeah, I know just the p0ny for it; if there's anyone that wou-
  101. >The door behind you interrupts your speech by opening
  102.  
  103.  
  104. >You wheel around to face it
  105. >It's none other than Vinyl Scratch
  106. >She pulls down her signature purple goggles and peers at the both of you
  107. >"Tavi?  Is that you?"
  108. Yep, that's her
  109. >"Are you an octopus?"
  110. >"I-yes, I'm afraid so, Vinyl"
  111. >"That's..."
  112. >You feel the tentacles tense slightly as Octavia braces
  113. >"That's AWESOME!"
  114. >Good ol' Vinyl
  115. >"Y-you really think so?"
  116. >"Of course!  Octopi have all kinds of crazy abilities!  I bet you could crawl on the ceiling with suckers like those!"
  117. >"well Vinyl, that's... good to hear..."
  118.  
  119.  
  120. >You clear your throat
  121. Octavia
  122. >"Yes, dear?"
  123. Would you mind getting off me?
  124. >Octavia looks down and realizes what she's doing
  125. >"Oh.  Oh my. Anonymous, I apologize-"
  126. No, it's fine.  You were scared.  Here
  127. >You yank your shirt up off over your head
  128. If you can let go, I'll lift you off
  129. >"I shall try"
  130. >You feel the suckers attached all over your body weaken their grip
  131. >You accordingly reach up underneath Octavia's main body with both your hands
  132. >A pair of suckers the size of baseballs latch onto your palms as you lift her up and off your shoulder
  133. >Then you set her down on the stool
  134. >Her tentacles drape down over the framework and onto the floor
  135. There
  136. >Vinyl whistles
  137. >"Wow Octavia, when you go for it you really go for it, don't you?"
  138. >"What's that supposed to mean?"
  139. >"Well look at him!"
  140. >Octavia gasps
  141. What
  142. >You look down
  143. >Your torso and arms  are covered a vaguely swirling pattern of red spots
  144. >The spots get larger as they approach your left shoulder
  145. Oh...
  146.  
  147.  
  148. They're on my face too aren't they
  149. >"Yeah"
  150. Wonderful
  151. >"Anonymous, I'm sorry... I didn't know..."
  152. I'm fine, I'm fine
  153. >You reach down and pick up your shirt
  154. >The neck is now stretched pretty bad
  155. >but it's still wearable, so you put it on
  156. >Vinyl approaches Octavia and pokes one of her tentacles with her hoof
  157. >"How did you become an octopus anyway?  I want to try!"
  158. >BAMF
  159. >The same green flash goes off
  160. >You reach up and rub your eyes
  161. >When your vision returns, your fears are confirmed
  162. >Vinyl Scratch is now on the floor
  163. >She holds one of her new tentacles up to her face
  164. >"Woah..."
  165. >Then she begins swishing them back and forth across the floor
  166. >"COOL!"
  167.  
  168.  
  169. So Octavia, how DID you become an octopus?
  170. >"I... well, honestly, I have no idea.  One moment I was handing you my bow, and the next I was... well..."
  171. Interesting.  Vinyl?
  172. >"Hmmm?"
  173. >Vinyl pauses her swishing and looks up at you
  174. Do you think you could change her back?  Or for that matter yourself?
  175. >"Pffft, nah.  Music is my specialty, remember?  If I tried anything Tavi'd probably end up with even more tentacles.  Or a built in set of speakers...  Actually, that WOULD be pretty aweswome... But I'm guessing she doesn't care to become the world's first octowub"
  176. >"Most definitely not!"
  177. >"Octowub... That'd be a good album name..." mutters Vinyl
  178. >"No, if anyp0ny in p0nyville could fix this, it'd be Twilight Sparkle"
  179. That was my first thought too.  How about this
  180. >They both look at you
  181. I'll go get Twilight.  You two stay here and wait for me.  Sound good?
  182. >"Works for me"
  183. >"I agree"
  184. Alright.  See you both in a bit
  185. >You turn and head out of the room, closing the door behind you
  186. >On your way out, you stop in Octavia's entryway and don your trench coat
  187. >It's still raining out
  188. >And you don't intent to add "Wet" to the list of things you're feeling right now
  189. >Finally, you head out the door and into the downpour
  190.  
  191.  
  192. >The trip to Twilight's housebrary is relatively uneventful
  193. >There aren't many p0nies out and about
  194. >And you can't say you blame them
  195. >It's just one of those wet, dreary days better spent inside with a cup of something hot and a few friends
  196. >You press onwards through the rain and finally come upon the massive oak tree that is the P0nyville library
  197. >Then you raise your fist and knock
  198. >"Come in!"
  199. >Slipping quickly through the front door, you close it quickly behind you, shaking the rain out of your hair
  200. >Twilight is, surpise surpise, reading a book
  201. >She lowers a lightly steaming mug of something to the table and turns to face you
  202. >"Oh, hello Anonymous!  How are you doing?"
  203. >You step forward into the light
  204. Twilight, I need your help
  205. >Her expression switches from one of pleasant surprise to questioning concern
  206. >"Anonymous, what happened to your face?  Did you get into poison joke?"
  207. What?  No, what's poison joke?
  208. >She opens her mouth
  209. Actually, don't answer that.  I need you to come with me; it's rather urgent
  210.  
  211.  
  212. >Twilight sets her book down
  213. >"What's the problem?"
  214. You wouldn't believe me if I told you.  I have to show you
  215. >"Is it magic related?"
  216. I think so...
  217. >She sighs
  218. >"Very well, I will come with you"
  219. >She gets up and goes to a closet, retrieving and donning saddlebags and a p0ny rain slicker
  220. What's the bag for?
  221. >"Magical emergency kit"
  222. You have those?
  223. >"With all the malarky that goes on around here, it wouldn't make sense to not have one.  Let's get this over with"
  224. You're right
  225. >You turn right back around and open the door, stepping back out into the rain
  226.  
  227.  
  228. >Twilight doesn't say anything as you lead her through the rain-soaked streets of P0nyville
  229. >Nor does she say anything when you pull open Octavia's front door and beckon her inside
  230. >She does raise an eyebrow though
  231. >You both pause to remove your respective bad weather gear
  232. >"Can you tell me now, what exactly it is I'm supposed to help with?"
  233. You'll see in a minute
  234. >You lead her to the practice room and pull the door open
  235. >It's empty
  236. >"Yeah Anon, that's a really magically distressed music stand there.  I'm so glad I'm here to help"
  237. >She's just piling the sarcasm on
  238. >You can't say you blame her
  239. >She's got a book waiting for her
  240. >You step inside the room
  241. I don't understand.  They were r-
  242. >SPLAP
  243. >Something warm and fleshy swings down and impacts your forehead
  244. aaaaaAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
  245. >"AAAAAAAHHHHH" Screams Twilight with you
  246. >The mass peels off your forehead, and you almost fall over backwards
  247. >You look up towards the ceiling
  248. >Right above you is Viny Scratch, having herself a nice hearty laugh
  249. >Next to her is Octavia, who looks apologetic
  250. >You turn to Twilight and gesture towards the ceiling weakly
  251. See?