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AlaskanAnon in equestria ch. 8

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>Your watch alarm beeping wakes you up
>...Yep, Fluttershy is still on your chest
>Still sound asleep
>You look at the window
>It's still dark out
>Good
>You set your watch to the right time, at least
>Time to get up
Fluttershy
>She shifts a bit, but otherwise doesn't react
Fluttershy, time to get up
>her eyes twitch a bit, then she opens them
>"Oh.... Good morning...."
>Her blush returns
>You pull the blanket off
>"Awww, don't you want to finish?"
What
>She stretches on top of your chest
>"After what you did with my wings last night..."
>She closes her eyes and shudders involuntarily
>"Those hands of yours are... quite something"
>The true meaning of what you did last night hits you with all the force of a freight train
>Holy shit
>If pegawings are like that...
>You just wanted to get some sleep
>eeeuuugggghhhh
>You need to go wash your hands
I'm getting up now
>"But... But I want to continue!"
>Damn
>Fluttershy actually insisting on something?
>Estrus must be a powerful thing indeed
>But your position is adamant and your jimmies are flying in the wind
HELL NO
>"Oh... Okay..."
>And just like that, her assertiveness disappears
>She gets up off your chest
>You grab your glasses and knife and go to the bathroom
>You wash your hands, relieve yourself, and then shave with your knife
>Then you wash your hands again
>Finally, you take cold water and rub your face
>After you finish in the bathroom, you head to the kitchen
>Fluttershy has out two bowls, a jug of milk and a box of cereal
>"Help yourself" she says as she heads into the bathroom after you
>You sit down and pour yourself a bowl of "Gorilla Munch"
>It tastes surprisingly fibrous
>Which is good, you need something that sticks around if you're going to be driving all day
>You consume a bowl, then grab a banana off the counter
>You're finishing off the banana as Fluttershy trots out of the bathroom, her mane still damp
Meet you at Twilight's?
>"Oh... Sure, I guess..."
>You start putting your gear on as she eats
>Finally clad, you duck out the front door
>It's snowing lightly
>Your truck is right where you parked it last night
>You open the door and jump in
>Then you start up the truck and drive off towards town
>It's still dark out
>So hopefully the mares that saw you yesterday won't see you now
>You pull up in front of Twilight's
>A small mountain of gear rests just outside her door, a glowing lantern on top
>Right next to Twilight herself
>She looks tired
>But that doesn't stop her from blushing at the sight of you
>Must be Estrus
>shit
>You almost got yourself to forget about that on your way over here
>You get out of your truck without a word
>You raise the hatch on the topper and drop the tailgate
>Then you start cramming gear in the back
>Twilight gets the idea and her horn lights up
>She begins organizing the stuff you've already loaded
>The two of you silently load all the gear into the truckbed
>It's full up to the edge of the bed, excepting an open space at the tailgate
>You hear an "Ahem" behind you
>Both you and Twilight turn around
>Rarity, AppleJack, Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie sit in a line watching you by the lamplight
>Not you and Twilight
>You
>Each has a small bag of personal effects
>And each sports a blush, just like Twilight
>Rarity has an oblong white bag sitting in front of her, on top of which your snow pants rest
>So she actually managed it, great
>Rainbow Dash flutters down into view and sits down next to Fluttershy
>"I don't see why we have to get up at the flankcrack of daw-"
>AppleJack shushes her
I trust I have your attention?
>You get a simultaneous "Yes" from each of them
Good. You all
>You gesture to them with your arm
Get to ride in the back
>Each of them erupts into complaining, cajoling, or questioning
>"But I wanna-"
>"Oh come on!"
>"Ah think-"
>This won't fucking work
>You don't need ANYONE hitting on you while you drive, much less p0nies
ENOUGH
>This brings them back under control
Driving this truck requires all of my concentration. I cannot have... distractions.
Now get in
>You motion to the tailgate
>Fluttershy, Rarity, AppleJack and Pinkie Pie get in the truck
>Rainbow Dash, however, approaches you as you sling your snowpants over your shoulder
>As she gets closer she blushes more and more
>And her wings...
>Stick out?
>Like Fluttershy's did last night
>Great
>"Hey Anonymous, what say you and me g-"
NO
>She looks crestfallen
>"Oh"
>You pick up the tent and start walking over to the tailgate
Was there anything else?
>She shakes her head a bit
>"Oh yeah. I don't wanna ride, I'm gonna fly when it's light enough to see"
>This is good
>One less p0ny you have to deal with
Alright, but keep an eye on the truck. If the visibility goes down too far or you get tired, just tap on the window
>"I can do that"
Good
>Rainbow flies up and settles on top of the truck
>You put the tent in the open space in the back
>Twilight goes to jump in, but you hold out your hand and stop her
>You slam the tailgate shut and close the topper
Would you mind riding up front with me?
>"Would I ever!"
Well, alright then. I'll need you to read the map, if that's doable
>"Of course Anonymous, anything for you..."
Cut that shit out. You get to ride in the cab because you've demonstrated the ability to control yourself.
>You crouch down to her eye level
>The closer you get, the deeper she blushes
Please.... please Twilight, don't disappoint me
>"I'll do my best..."
And that's all I ask. Now let's go
>You walk up to the cab and open the door, letting Twilight get in first
>She jumps in, taking her own small bag with her
>Then you get in yourself and close the door
>You better get going
>The sun is coming up
>You turn on the truck, and flick on the headlights
>Then you look over at Twilight
>She has a large scroll open in front of her, obscuring her face from view
Which way?
>"That way"
>A hoof points out from behind the scroll
>You peer into your rearview mirror
>There's a yellow face peering back at you
>You crank your head around and look out your rear windshield
>Four pairs of eyes stare back at you
Oh come on...
>You don't like being stared at
>So you take your snowpants off your shoulder
>And put them up against the rear windshield
>Turning your head back to the front, you pull through to the next street instead
>Then you head out of town
>It's been about fifteen minutes
>All of which Twilight has spent behind the map
>You are starting to get bored...
Say Twilight
>"Yes?"
There aren't any radio stations around here, are there?
>"I think there's a few"
Well let's have a look
>You reach down and punch the power button on the radio
>Static graces your ears
>Twilight jumps a bit, then looks over at you
Oh, sorry. The speakers are built into the cab
>You fiddle with the knobs for a bit
>Then you catch a signal
>It sounds like the stuff Vinyl played at your welcoming party
>In fact, this IS the stuff she played
>Rather, the stuff you gave her
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2GSyQBdeEQ
>She must run a radio station
>Good that she's getting some use out of that song
>The radio knob glows purple and turns on its own
>Guess Twilight doesn't care for it
>It turns through the static until it finds another station
>This one plays classical music
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIg8Vs-MVZA
>Twilight visibly relaxes
>This must be more her speed
>And it's been a while since you've heard GOOD classical, like this
>So you leave the radio station
>You glance over at Twilight
>She's staring at you
>She notices your glance and blushes deeper
>Then draws a book from her saddlebag and retreats behind it
>You've been driving for about three hours now
>And you're approaching a crossroads
>You pull up to the waysign and stop
Which way now?
>"I'm looking" says Twilight from behind her map
>You sit for a minute
>Welp
>Now's as good a time as any to check on the others
>You pull your snowpants down off the rear windshield and open the sliding window
How's it going back there?
>A pink head fills your vision
GAH!
>Pinkie Pie has stuck her head through the window
>"Anonymoose, I'm booooored!"
Well shoot, uhhhh....
>You peer around your cab
>Cards?
>Cards
>You grab the card deck off your center console
Here, play rummy or something
>"Okie dokie lokie!"
>She accepts the offering of cards and pulls back into the truckbed
>You peer through the opening
How 'bout everyone else?
>"Oh, we're just peachy, darling..."
>NOPE
>You close the window and put your snowpants back up
>Twilight finally emerges from behind her map
>"It's that way"
>You're glad for the distraction driving provides
>You've gotten another two hours down the road
>Twilight hasn't said much aside from the occasional "Go left" or "go right"
>She's been behind her book the entire time
>You're starting to get tired of all this classical
>So you reach down and turn the volume down a bit as a compromise
>Then you turn the knob back to Vinyl's station
>"...And now, for an old favorite of mine. This one takes me way back...."
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6CbK9NZQ0w&feature=related
>When the song finishes, you lean back in your seat a bit
>You didn't know she made music beyond wubs
>And you respect her all the more for it
>"Anonymous..."
What is it?
>"Anonymous, I have to know..."
>Uh oh
>You glance over at Twilight
>She's staring at you with the deepest blush you've seen on her yet
>"For my... My research, you see... And the best way for it..."
>She starts moving across the seat
>"Is to experience, firsthand"
Twilight, what are you-
>She crosses the distance in a final lunge and ends up on your chest
>Then she lowers her head closer...
nononononONONONO-MMMMPHH
>You are being kissed
>By a p0ny
>You can feel your face heating up
>You're not sure what scares you more
>That she's finally snapped and is hitting on you
>Or that it's turning you on
>You jump on the brakes and bring the truck to a stop
>This does an excellent job of breaking the kiss for you
>Twilight looks at you with wide, wide eyes
>"Anonymous.... I think I..."
>She looks down at your chest
>"Love you"
That's estrus talking
>"NO!"
>Now her horn's glowing again
>And that same glow is down on your pants...
>"I-I s-swea-"
>NOPE
>NOT HAPPENING
>You reach up and grab her horn
>At your touch, the magic implodes and she releases a sultry moan
>Her entire body tenses
>Then she practically melts on top of you
>The horn is incredibly warm
>And... pulses in your hand
>Shit shit shit shit
>You're gonna need all the soap in the world after this
>Keeping a firm grip on the horn, you stare into her eyes
Do I have your attention?
>"nnnnnn"
>You run your thumb across the tip, causing her to shudder
>"Yyyyeeessss..."
Good
>You lift the blushing p0ny off you and set her on the seat next to you
>When you release her horn, she exhales and looks down at the seat
Are you done now?
>"I'm... I'm sorry...."
>"But.."
>"But I'm just so curious! And I-"
Twilight, I'll be glad to answer any and all of your questions. But that is as far as I go
>"Right. Right, I-I'll get my notebook out now..."
>Another two hours down the road, and you haven't had any more trouble with Twilight
>She's been asking you questions non stop
>So you answer them to the best of your knowledge
>It's about lunch time now
>And you're starting to get hungry
>You need to get out to stretch your legs and drain the weasel
>You're sure your passengers feel the same
>You wait until Twilight is between questions
Hey Twilight, how about we stop for some lunch?
>Aside from the ever present blush, she seems to have recovered from her earlier... episode
>"Yes, let's"
Great
>You bring the truck to a gentle halt and shut it off
>You yank your snowpants down out of the rear windshield and put them on
>Can't be too careful
>Then you get out, and let Twilight out after you
>You walk back to the tailgate
>This will be interesting
>You open the hatch on the topper
>A pink mass flies out of the truck bed and directly into your chest
>It catches you off balance and you fall over backwards
>Good thing there's all this snow to cushion your fall
>Pinkie Pie sits on your chest
>Instead of just grinding against your face she makes smoochy fish lips at you
Bleagh
>You push her off you, which elicits a "Hey!"
>Then you stand up
>The rest of the p0nies have, by now, piled out of the truck
>Rainbow Dash hovers in front of the lot of them
>You walk over and open the tailgate
Alright ladies, it's lunchtime
>"YAAAY!"
>Several boxes float out the back of the pickup
>They open, revealing a plethora of fruits, vegetables, and grain products
>One even has bottles of mineral water
>The p0nies are too busy with food to bother you
>Good
You got this Twilight?
>"Yeah, I got it"
Good
>You turn around and trudge towards a clump of woods a ways off the road
>You have to piss something fierce
>But you don't want or need those horny mares seeing your junk and getting ideas
>So off to the forest you go, plowing through the snow
>After you're what you judge a safe distance in, you unzip your snow pants and pants
>Ahhhhh, sweet relief
>Closing your outer garments, you turn around and trek back towards the truck
>Back at the truck, your charges are nearly done with their lunch
>The p0nies watch as you approach
Hi girls!
>"Oh, hello Anonymous..."
>You blunder right past them and grab a lettuce and tomato sandwich, an apple, and a bottle of water
>Then you sit down to lunch of your own
>The rest of them just watch you
>You're half way through the sandwich when a yellow and pink blur flies into you
>It doesn't quite manage to knock you over, though
>It's Fluttershy
>Oh boy
>Here we go
>She looks PISSED
>"YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE ME!"
>That's one hell of a stare
>First this morning
>Then Twilight
>Now Fluttershy again
>No
>Fuck this
>This is fucking stupid
>You pry her off your torso and attempt to back away
>She darts at you once more, impacting your chest
>Big mistake
>This time you keep hold of her rear hooves
>Then, you begin to spin her
>Once
>Twice
>Thee times she orbits, faster and faster
>When you release her, she flies off into the snowbank
>Now all that can be seen is a pink tail and yellow legs
>You turn back to the rest of your friends, panting
WHO ELSE WANTS A GO
>"Yer mine, sugarcube"
>AppleJack's up next
>She twirls a lasso at you
>How the fuck does she do that
>Where did she get the rope in the first place
>Your musings are cut short by the lasso closing around your arms
>Uh uh
>You yank the loop up over your head
>then, before she can drop the rope you seize the it and give a mighty heave
>AppleJack flies past you and joins Fluttershy in the snowbank
>you round on the remaining four p0nies
>Rarity and Rainbow Dash are staring daggers at each other
>"HE'S MINE!"
>"NO, HE SHALL BE MINE!"
>Rainbow lifts off and flies into Rarity at full speed, sending her rolling
>They tumble across the ground in a vicious bundle of flying hooves
>This...
>Isn't what you were expecting
>Twilight's shocked
>Both you and Pinkie take off for the ball of violence
>Pinkie arrives there first
>"STOP IT! STOP IT!"
>From seemingly nowhere, she pulls a massive blue blackpowder cannon with pink flower wheels
>She brings it to bear on the pair as your walk turns into a frantic sprint
PINKIE WHAT ARE Y-
>her hoof impacts the large red button on the side
>The cannon erupts...
>The pair of squabbling p0nies are sent flying by a veritable beam of glitter and streamers
>Of course
>of fucking course
>You charge straight past Pinkie
>Rainbow Dash and Rarity, now clad in conical party hats and covered in streamers and assorted party favors, resume their fight
>You arrive and seize two handfuls of mane, pulling them apart
>They stare daggers at each other for a moment, before looking at you
>Rarity has a nice black eye coming on
>"Oh Anonymous, I simply knew you would come! Once we've dealt with this uncouth ruffian, we ca-"
>"You idiot, he obviously came for me!"
>You sigh
Quit your fighting. I'm not bedding with either of you
>"Oh, we'll see about that, darling..."
Believe what you want. Now go get in the truck
>You release Rarity, who immediately casts a spell that removes her colorful coating
>Then she daintily turns her head and trots over to the truck
>You turn to Rainbow
Will you be flying again?
>"Yes..."
Alright
>You release her as well
>She takes off into the sky in a blinding rainbow steak, leaving a Dash-shaped cloud of decorations behind
>You turn around and look at the blushing pink mare
>The cannon has disappeared
Pinkie, what was that?
>"That was my party cannon!"
And how did you...
>You throw your hands in the air
>And refuse to care
You know what?
>"Nope!"
Never mind. I don't care any more. Load up
>"Okie dokie loki!"
>AppleJack's free of the snow bank by now
>You grab her rope and coil it before she can make a repeat attempt
>"If yer still good ta go, le-"
Get in the truck
>"But ah-"
NOW
>AppleJack trots over to the truck as you approach Fluttershy
>She's still stuck in the snowbank
>So you take hold of her hind hooves and pull her out
>It's more difficult than you imagined it would be because her wings are fully extended
>...nasty
>You don't waste time telling her what to do
>Instead, you bodily pick her up and put her inside the truckbed
>Then, on a whim, you grab your axe out of the truckbed
>The rest of the p0nies are inside by now, so you close it
Alright Twilight, let's go
>You lead her to the front of the truck and let her in
>Then you get in yourself and start driving
>You've been driving for another three hours now
>And this is about the time you want to stop and set up camp
>What you need is an excuse to get away from the p0nies for just a bit
>To catch a breather and, more importantly, to let them get control of themselves again
Hey Twilight, do you think you could get the hatch and tailgate open yourself?
>"I could..."
Great, because We're going to be stopping for the night soon, and I need to go gather firewood
I need you to open the truckbed and let them out. Rarity can set up the tent, since she knows how
I don't know how long I'll be out gathering wood, but I should be back before dark
>"Well, alright then. Sounds like a plan"
Great
>At the next forest clearing, you stop the truck and shut it off
>You open the rear window and quickly reach through
>Hopefully you can do this without them noticing
>Your arm finds a sandwich bag first
>Then a bottle of water
>you get out with your spoils, letting Twilight out behind you
>You make sure you're far into the woods by the time she gets the rear hatch open
>After a quick dinner of sandwich and water, you start looking for firewood
>The trees in this particular stretch of forest are densely packed, with dead branches all up and down their trunks
>Perfect
>You set to work stripping the trunks of their dead, dry branches with your axe
>All too soon, you have an armload of firewood
>Still you wait, chopping more wood off the trees for collection later
>When you judge that you have enough wood for the night, you pick up your previous armload and slowly trek back to the campsite
>By now, the sunlight is fading
>Better get back quick; the temperature is going to drop quite rapidly
>A white tent with a metal stovepipe sticking out the top greets your eyes
>The damn thing is tall enough for you to stand up in!
>It seems Twilight wasn't bluffing about Rarity's skill as a seamstress
>As you approach, you can hear Fluttershy talking
>"And his hands... Oh, you wouldn't believe the feeling..."
>You shudder
>You know exactly what she's talking about
>But there's no turning around now
>So, you back through the tent flap and set the wood down
>The talking instantly ceases when you come into sight
>You set the wood down in a corner
>Then head right back out the tent flap
>"Wait, where are you going?"
I have to bring more firewood in; I'll be back
>You head off to the branches before they can question you further
>Three trips later, and you have all the firewood collected
>The mares all stare at you as you pull a sheaf of newspaper out of the pile of supplies in the center of the tent
>You take the newspaper (gabby gums?), some kindling you chopped, and your lighter over to the stove
>They may be fine now
>But the temperature will plummet
>You're all going to need this fire tonight
>First you crumple up the newspaper and put it in the stove
>Then you stack the kindling on top in a teepee shape
>And add a few thicker sticks to ignite the regular wood later
>"Ano-"
SSSSHHHH!
>You need to concentrate on making the fire
>Or so you want your charges to believe
>The paper flares up beautifully when you touch your lighter to it
>Soon enough, you have an nice fire crackling merrily away inside the stove
>Now for the fun part
>You turn around to face the p0nies
>Rarity is the first to speak up
>"We've been... conversing, and we thought we could co-"
No
>"What?"
I am not going to do it.
>"But we-"
Nein!
>"Ah come on! Ah th-"
Nope!
>"We really sho-"
NYET!
>The force of your voice shuts them up
I said NO!
>You pick up a branch of wood
>Then you draw your knife and very pointedly begin to whittle it
End of discussion
>They seem to get the message, and go back to talking amongst themselves
>You wouldn't harm them, of course
>Not in a million years
>But they don't know that
>And you have your rapeginity to think of
>This is for the best
>You consult your watch
Time for bed, I think
>The p0nies have thoughtfully brought your emergency blanket and sleeping pad in with all the other gear
>So it's little trouble for you to un roll the pad and lay it out
>There's even a spare pillow for you
>Nice
>As you roll out your mat, you glance at the p0nies
>Each has a smaller blanket, pillow and pad of their own
>Good for them
>Then you begin to undress
>The p0nies suddenly watch you with rapt attention
>You strip off your boots, snow pants and jacket
>But you leave your pants and shirt on
>Best not to take any chances
>"Awwwwww...."
>They just proved your suspicions correct
>You don't exactly trust them in this state
>But you need to sleep if you're going to make the rest of the trip to Canterlot tomorrow
>So, after stocking the stove, you rest your weary head, and drift off to sleep....

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>Your watch alarm beeping wakes you up
>...Yep, Fluttershy is still on your chest
>Still sound asleep
>You look at the window
>It's still dark out
>Good
>You set your watch to the right time, at least
>Time to get up
Fluttershy
>She shifts a bit, but otherwise doesn't react
Fluttershy, time to get up
>her eyes twitch a bit, then she opens them
>"Oh.... Good morning...."
>Her blush returns
>You pull the blanket off
>"Awww, don't you want to finish?"
What
>She stretches on top of your chest
>"After what you did with my wings last night..."
>She closes her eyes and shudders involuntarily
>"Those hands of yours are... quite something"



>The true meaning of what you did last night hits you with all the force of a freight train
>Holy shit
>If pegawings are like that...
>You just wanted to get some sleep
>eeeuuugggghhhh
>You need to go wash your hands
I'm getting up now
>"But... But I want to continue!"
>Damn
>Fluttershy actually insisting on something?
>Estrus must be a powerful thing indeed
>But your position is adamant and your jimmies are flying in the wind
HELL NO
>"Oh... Okay..."
>And just like that, her assertiveness disappears
>She gets up off your chest
>You grab your glasses and knife and go to the bathroom
>You wash your hands, relieve yourself, and then shave with your knife
>Then you wash your hands again
>Finally, you take cold water and rub your face



>After you finish in the bathroom, you head to the kitchen
>Fluttershy has out two bowls, a jug of milk and a box of cereal
>"Help yourself" she says as she heads into the bathroom after you
>You sit down and pour yourself a bowl of "Gorilla Munch"
>It tastes surprisingly fibrous
>Which is good, you need something that sticks around if you're going to be driving all day
>You consume a bowl, then grab a banana off the counter
>You're finishing off the banana as Fluttershy trots out of the bathroom, her mane still damp
Meet you at Twilight's?
>"Oh... Sure, I guess..."
>You start putting your gear on as she eats
>Finally clad, you duck out the front door


>It's snowing lightly
>Your truck is right where you parked it last night
>You open the door and jump in
>Then you start up the truck and drive off towards town
>It's still dark out
>So hopefully the mares that saw you yesterday won't see you now
>You pull up in front of Twilight's
>A small mountain of gear rests just outside her door, a glowing lantern on top
>Right next to Twilight herself
>She looks tired
>But that doesn't stop her from blushing at the sight of you
>Must be Estrus
>shit
>You almost got yourself to forget about that on your way over here
>You get out of your truck without a word
>You raise the hatch on the topper and drop the tailgate
>Then you start cramming gear in the back
>Twilight gets the idea and her horn lights up
>She begins organizing the stuff you've already loaded
>The two of you silently load all the gear into the truckbed
>It's full up to the edge of the bed, excepting an open space at the tailgate
>You hear an "Ahem" behind you


>Both you and Twilight turn around
>Rarity, AppleJack, Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie sit in a line watching you by the lamplight
>Not you and Twilight
>You
>Each has a small bag of personal effects
>And each sports a blush, just like Twilight
>Rarity has an oblong white bag sitting in front of her, on top of which your snow pants rest
>So she actually managed it, great
>Rainbow Dash flutters down into view and sits down next to Fluttershy
>"I don't see why we have to get up at the flankcrack of daw-"
>AppleJack shushes her
I trust I have your attention?
>You get a simultaneous "Yes" from each of them
Good.  You all
>You gesture to them with your arm
Get to ride in the back
>Each of them erupts into complaining, cajoling, or questioning
>"But I wanna-"
>"Oh come on!"
>"Ah think-"
>This won't fucking work
>You don't need ANYONE hitting on you while you drive, much less p0nies
ENOUGH
>This brings them back under control
Driving this truck requires all of my concentration.  I cannot have... distractions.  


Now get in
>You motion to the tailgate
>Fluttershy, Rarity, AppleJack and Pinkie Pie get in the truck
>Rainbow Dash, however, approaches you as you sling your snowpants over your shoulder
>As she gets closer she blushes more and more
>And her wings...
>Stick out?
>Like Fluttershy's did last night
>Great
>"Hey Anonymous, what say you and me g-"
NO
>She looks crestfallen
>"Oh"
>You pick up the tent and start walking over to the tailgate
Was there anything else?
>She shakes her head a bit
>"Oh yeah.  I don't wanna ride, I'm gonna fly when it's light enough to see"
>This is good
>One less p0ny you have to deal with
Alright, but keep an eye on the truck.  If the visibility goes down too far or you get tired, just tap on the window
>"I can do that"
Good
>Rainbow flies up and settles on top of the truck
>You put the tent in the open space in the back
>Twilight goes to jump in, but you hold out your hand and stop her


>You slam the tailgate shut and close the topper
Would you mind riding up front with me?
>"Would I ever!"
Well, alright then.  I'll need you to read the map, if that's doable
>"Of course Anonymous, anything for you..."
Cut that shit out.  You get to ride in the cab because you've demonstrated the ability to control yourself.
>You crouch down to her eye level
>The closer you get, the deeper she blushes
Please.... please Twilight, don't disappoint me
>"I'll do my best..."
And that's all I ask. Now let's go
>You walk up to the cab and open the door, letting Twilight get in first
>She jumps in, taking her own small bag with her
>Then you get in yourself and close the door
>You better get going
>The sun is coming up
>You turn on the truck, and flick on the headlights
>Then you look over at Twilight
>She has a large scroll open in front of her, obscuring her face from view
Which way?
>"That way"
>A hoof points out from behind the scroll


>You peer into your rearview mirror
>There's a yellow face peering back at you
>You crank your head around and look out your rear windshield
>Four pairs of eyes stare back at you
Oh come on...
>You don't like being stared at
>So you take your snowpants off your shoulder
>And put them up against the rear windshield
>Turning your head back to the front, you pull through to the next street instead
>Then you head out of town


>It's been about fifteen minutes
>All of which Twilight has spent behind the map
>You are starting to get bored...
Say Twilight
>"Yes?"
There aren't any radio stations around here, are there?
>"I think there's a few"
Well let's have a look
>You reach down and punch the power button on the radio
>Static graces your ears
>Twilight jumps a bit, then looks over at you
Oh, sorry.  The speakers are built into the cab
>You fiddle with the knobs for a bit
>Then you catch a signal
>It sounds like the stuff Vinyl played at your welcoming party
>In fact, this IS the stuff she played
>Rather, the stuff you gave her
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2GSyQBdeEQ
>She must run a radio station
>Good that she's getting some use out of that song
>The radio knob glows purple and turns on its own
>Guess Twilight doesn't care for it
>It turns through the static until it finds another station
>This one plays classical music 
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIg8Vs-MVZA
>Twilight visibly relaxes
>This must be more her speed
>And it's been a while since you've heard GOOD classical, like this
>So you leave the radio station
>You glance over at Twilight
>She's staring at you
>She notices your glance and blushes deeper
>Then draws a book from her saddlebag and retreats behind it


>You've been driving for about three hours now
>And you're approaching a crossroads
>You pull up to the waysign and stop
Which way now?
>"I'm looking" says Twilight from behind her map
>You sit for a minute
>Welp
>Now's as good a time as any to check on the others
>You pull your snowpants down off the rear windshield and open the sliding window
How's it going back there?
>A pink head fills your vision
GAH!
>Pinkie Pie has stuck her head through the window
>"Anonymoose, I'm booooored!"
Well shoot, uhhhh....
>You peer around your cab
>Cards?
>Cards
>You grab the card deck off your center console
Here, play rummy or something
>"Okie dokie lokie!"
>She accepts the offering of cards and pulls back into the truckbed
>You peer through the opening
How 'bout everyone else?
>"Oh, we're just peachy, darling..."
>NOPE
>You close the window and put your snowpants back up
>Twilight finally emerges from behind her map
>"It's that way"
>You're glad for the distraction driving provides


>You've gotten another two hours down the road
>Twilight hasn't said much aside from the occasional "Go left" or "go right"
>She's been behind her book the entire time
>You're starting to get tired of all this classical
>So you reach down and turn the volume down a bit as a compromise
>Then you turn the knob back to Vinyl's station
>"...And now, for an old favorite of mine.  This one takes me way back...."
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6CbK9NZQ0w&feature=related
>When the song finishes, you lean back in your seat a bit
>You didn't know she made music beyond wubs
>And you respect her all the more for it
>"Anonymous..."
What is it?
>"Anonymous, I have to know..."
>Uh oh
>You glance over at Twilight
>She's staring at you with the deepest blush you've seen on her yet
>"For my... My research, you see... And the best way for it..."
>She starts moving across the seat
>"Is to experience, firsthand"
Twilight, what are you-
>She crosses the distance in a final lunge and ends up on your chest
>Then she lowers her head closer...
nononononONONONO-MMMMPHH
>You are being kissed
>By a p0ny
>You can feel your face heating up
>You're not sure what scares you more
>That she's finally snapped and is hitting on you
>Or that it's turning you on
>You jump on the brakes and bring the truck to a stop
>This does an excellent job of breaking the kiss for you


>Twilight looks at you with wide, wide eyes
>"Anonymous.... I think I..."
>She looks down at your chest
>"Love you"
That's estrus talking
>"NO!" 
>Now her horn's glowing again
>And that same glow is down on your pants...
>"I-I s-swea-"
>NOPE
>NOT HAPPENING
>You reach up and grab her horn
>At your touch, the magic implodes and she releases a sultry moan
>Her entire body tenses
>Then she practically melts on top of you
>The horn is incredibly warm
>And... pulses in your hand
>Shit shit shit shit
>You're gonna need all the soap in the world after this
>Keeping a firm grip on the horn, you stare into her eyes
Do I have your attention?
>"nnnnnn"
>You run your thumb across the tip, causing her to shudder
>"Yyyyeeessss..."
Good
>You lift the blushing p0ny off you and set her on the seat next to you
>When you release her horn, she exhales and looks down at the seat
Are you done now?
>"I'm... I'm sorry...."
>"But.."
>"But I'm just so curious! And I-"
Twilight, I'll be glad to answer any and all of your questions.  But that is as far as I go
>"Right.  Right, I-I'll get my notebook out now..."


>Another two hours down the road, and you haven't had any more trouble with Twilight
>She's been asking you questions non stop
>So you answer them to the best of your knowledge
>It's about lunch time now
>And you're starting to get hungry
>You need to get out to stretch your legs and drain the weasel
>You're sure your passengers feel the same
>You wait until Twilight is between questions
Hey Twilight, how about we stop for some lunch?
>Aside from the ever present blush, she seems to have recovered from her earlier... episode
>"Yes, let's"
Great
>You bring the truck to a gentle halt and shut it off
>You yank your snowpants down out of the rear windshield and put them on
>Can't be too careful
>Then you get out, and let Twilight out after you
>You walk back to the tailgate
>This will be interesting
>You open the hatch on the topper


>A pink mass flies out of the truck bed and directly into your chest
>It catches you off balance and you fall over backwards
>Good thing there's all this snow to cushion your fall
>Pinkie Pie sits on your chest
>Instead of just grinding against your face she makes smoochy fish lips at you
Bleagh
>You push her off you, which elicits a "Hey!"
>Then you stand up
>The rest of the p0nies have, by now, piled out of the truck
>Rainbow Dash hovers in front of the lot of them
>You walk over and open the tailgate
Alright ladies, it's lunchtime
>"YAAAY!"
>Several boxes float out the back of the pickup
>They open, revealing a plethora of fruits, vegetables, and grain products
>One even has bottles of mineral water
>The p0nies are too busy with food to bother you
>Good
You got this Twilight?
>"Yeah, I got it"
Good
>You turn around and trudge towards a clump of woods a ways off the road


>You have to piss something fierce
>But you don't want or need those horny mares seeing your junk and getting ideas
>So off to the forest you go, plowing through the snow
>After you're what you judge a safe distance in, you unzip your snow pants and pants
>Ahhhhh, sweet relief
>Closing your outer garments, you turn around and trek back towards the truck


>Back at the truck, your charges are nearly done with their lunch
>The p0nies watch as you approach
Hi girls!
>"Oh, hello Anonymous..."
>You blunder right past them and grab a lettuce and tomato sandwich, an apple, and a bottle of water
>Then you sit down to lunch of your own
>The rest of them just watch you
>You're half way through the sandwich when a yellow and pink blur flies into you
>It doesn't quite manage to knock you over, though
>It's Fluttershy
>Oh boy
>Here we go
>She looks PISSED
>"YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE ME!"
>That's one hell of a stare


>First this morning
>Then Twilight
>Now Fluttershy again
>No
>Fuck this
>This is fucking stupid
>You pry her off your torso and attempt to back away
>She darts at you once more, impacting your chest
>Big mistake
>This time you keep hold of her rear hooves
>Then, you begin to spin her
>Once
>Twice
>Thee times she orbits, faster and faster
>When you release her, she flies off into the snowbank
>Now all that can be seen is a pink tail and yellow legs
>You turn back to the rest of your friends, panting
WHO ELSE WANTS A GO


>"Yer mine, sugarcube"
>AppleJack's up next
>She twirls a lasso at you 
>How the fuck does she do that
>Where did she get the rope in the first place
>Your musings are cut short by the lasso closing around your arms
>Uh uh
>You yank the loop up over your head
>then, before she can drop the rope you seize the it and give a mighty heave
>AppleJack flies past you and joins Fluttershy in the snowbank
>you round on the remaining four p0nies


>Rarity and Rainbow Dash are staring daggers at each other
>"HE'S MINE!"
>"NO, HE SHALL BE MINE!"
>Rainbow lifts off and flies into Rarity at full speed, sending her rolling
>They tumble across the ground in a vicious bundle of flying hooves
>This...
>Isn't what you were expecting
>Twilight's shocked
>Both you and Pinkie take off for the ball of violence
>Pinkie arrives there first
>"STOP IT!  STOP IT!"
>From seemingly nowhere, she pulls a massive blue blackpowder cannon with pink flower wheels
>She brings it to bear on the pair as your walk turns into a frantic sprint
PINKIE WHAT ARE Y-
>her hoof impacts the large red button on the side
>The cannon erupts...
>The pair of squabbling p0nies are sent flying by a veritable beam of glitter and streamers
>Of course
>of fucking course
>You charge straight past Pinkie 
>Rainbow Dash and Rarity, now clad in conical party hats and covered in streamers and assorted party favors, resume their fight
>You arrive and seize two handfuls of mane, pulling them apart
>They stare daggers at each other for a moment, before looking at you
>Rarity has a nice black eye coming on
>"Oh Anonymous, I simply knew you would come!  Once we've dealt with this uncouth ruffian, we ca-"
>"You idiot, he obviously came for me!"
>You sigh
Quit your fighting.  I'm not bedding with either of you
>"Oh, we'll see about that, darling..."
Believe what you want.  Now go get in the truck
>You release Rarity, who immediately casts a spell that removes her colorful coating
>Then she daintily turns her head and trots over to the truck
>You turn to Rainbow
Will you be flying again?
>"Yes..."
Alright
>You release her as well
>She takes off into the sky in a blinding rainbow steak, leaving a Dash-shaped cloud of decorations behind


>You turn around and look at the blushing pink mare
>The cannon has disappeared
Pinkie, what was that?
>"That was my party cannon!"
And how did you...
>You throw your hands in the air
>And refuse to care
You know what?
>"Nope!"
Never mind.  I don't care any more.  Load up
>"Okie dokie loki!"

>AppleJack's free of the snow bank by now
>You grab her rope and coil it before she can make a repeat attempt
>"If yer still good ta go, le-"
Get in the truck
>"But ah-"
NOW
>AppleJack trots over to the truck as you approach Fluttershy
>She's still stuck in the snowbank
>So you take hold of her hind hooves and pull her out
>It's more difficult than you imagined it would be because her wings are fully extended
>...nasty
>You don't waste time telling her what to do
>Instead, you bodily pick her up and put her inside the truckbed
>Then, on a whim, you grab your axe out of the truckbed
>The rest of the p0nies are inside by now, so you close it
Alright Twilight, let's go
>You lead her to the front of the truck and let her in
>Then you get in yourself and start driving


>You've been driving for another three hours now
>And this is about the time you want to stop and set up camp
>What you need is an excuse to get away from the p0nies for just a bit
>To catch a breather and, more importantly, to let them get control of themselves again
Hey Twilight, do you think you could get the hatch and tailgate open yourself?
>"I could..."
Great, because We're going to be stopping for the night soon, and I need to go gather firewood
I need you to open the truckbed and let them out.  Rarity can set up the tent, since she knows how
I don't know how long I'll be out gathering wood, but I should be back before dark
>"Well, alright then.  Sounds like a plan"
Great
>At the next forest clearing, you stop the truck and shut it off
>You open the rear window and quickly reach through
>Hopefully you can do this without them noticing
>Your arm finds a sandwich bag first
>Then a bottle of water
>you get out with your spoils, letting Twilight out behind you
>You make sure you're far into the woods by the time she gets the rear hatch open


>After a quick dinner of sandwich and water, you start looking for firewood
>The trees in this particular stretch of forest are densely packed, with dead branches all up and down their trunks 
>Perfect
>You set to work stripping the trunks of their dead, dry branches with your axe
>All too soon, you have an armload of firewood
>Still you wait, chopping more wood off the trees for collection later
>When you judge that you have enough wood for the night, you pick up your previous armload and slowly trek back to the campsite
>By now, the sunlight is fading
>Better get back quick; the temperature is going to drop quite rapidly
>A white tent with a metal stovepipe sticking out the top greets your eyes
>The damn thing is tall enough for you to stand up in!
>It seems Twilight wasn't bluffing about Rarity's skill as a seamstress
>As you approach, you can hear Fluttershy talking
>"And his hands... Oh, you wouldn't believe the feeling..."
>You shudder
>You know exactly what she's talking about
>But there's no turning around now
>So, you back through the tent flap and set the wood down


>The talking instantly ceases when you come into sight
>You set the wood down in a corner 
>Then head right back out the tent flap
>"Wait, where are you going?"
I have to bring more firewood in; I'll be back
>You head off to the branches before they can question you further
>Three trips later, and you have all the firewood collected
>The mares all stare at you as you pull a sheaf of newspaper out of the pile of supplies in the center of the tent
>You take the newspaper (gabby gums?), some kindling you chopped, and your lighter over to the stove
>They may be fine now
>But the temperature will plummet
>You're all going to need this fire tonight
>First you crumple up the newspaper and put it in the stove
>Then you stack the kindling on top in a teepee shape
>And add a few thicker sticks to ignite the regular wood later
>"Ano-"
SSSSHHHH!
>You need to concentrate on making the fire
>Or so you want your charges to believe
>The paper flares up beautifully when you touch your lighter to it
>Soon enough, you have an nice fire crackling merrily away inside the stove
>Now for the fun part


>You turn around to face the p0nies
>Rarity is the first to speak up
>"We've been... conversing, and we thought we could co-"
No
>"What?"
I am not going to do it.  
>"But we-"
Nein!
>"Ah come on!  Ah th-"
Nope!
>"We really sho-"
NYET!
>The force of your voice shuts them up
I said NO!   
>You pick up a branch of wood
>Then you draw your knife and very pointedly begin to whittle it
End of discussion
>They seem to get the message, and go back to talking amongst themselves
>You wouldn't harm them, of course
>Not in a million years
>But they don't know that
>And you have your rapeginity to think of
>This is for the best


>You consult your watch
Time for bed, I think
>The p0nies have thoughtfully brought your emergency blanket and sleeping pad in with all the other gear
>So it's little trouble for you to un roll the pad and lay it out
>There's even a spare pillow for you
>Nice
>As you roll out your mat, you glance at the p0nies
>Each has a smaller blanket, pillow and pad of their own
>Good for them
>Then you begin to undress
>The p0nies suddenly watch you with rapt attention
>You strip off your boots, snow pants and jacket
>But you leave your pants and shirt on
>Best not to take any chances
>"Awwwwww...."
>They just proved your suspicions correct
>You don't exactly trust them in this state
>But you need to sleep if you're going to make the rest of the trip to Canterlot tomorrow
>So, after stocking the stove, you rest your weary head, and drift off to sleep....

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