Title: Rainbow Fluff(Anon x Dash) Author: CrunchbiteArchives Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/Ucd17BFR First Edit: Tuesday 9th of September 2014 07:14:31 PM CDT Last Edit: Tuesday 9th of September 2014 07:14:31 PM CDT >Be Anon >Day 381 of living in Equestria >Life is actually pretty good here, you have a nice group of friends, a big nice house as a gift from Celestia herself, a large library, a comfortable bed to laze around on, and a steady income of bits working with Applejack. >What more could an Anon want? >Not to mention you have your best friend, Dash, who you may or may not be feeling certain things for… >Recently, she’s been acting kind of weird around you, blushing when you speak to her, stuttering, it’s actually kind of… adorable. >Yeah, you just called your best friend adorable. >Fuck it. >You like Dash, but you just aren’t sure how to tell if it’s time to move in and ask her for a relationship. >Not to mention you don’t even have any idea how Equestria feels about inter-species relationships, not to mention inter-dimension ones at that. >Ah well. You can settle with staying just friends with Dash. >If she ever needs a shoulder to cry on, or a place to stay, you’ll always be with her and you know you can rely on her in the same way, and that’s enough for you. >But still… >Suddenly, you hear a knock on your door. >Could be Twilight, she usually comes to visit every once in a while to chat about books she’s been reading and you share the ones you have been reading with her. >You unbolt the door and open it only to find, to your surprise, Rainbow Dash. >”H- hey anon.” She has a blush on her face and she is holding a slip of paper in her mouth. ”Uh… Hey Dash? What’s up?” you raise an eyebrow. >She looks around nervously. >”I was just uh… y’know… wondering if you’d like to…” she looks down at the ground, stuttering, her face growing redder. ”Dash? you feeling alright?” >”I was just wondering if you’d like to maybe… go to see the Wonderbolts with me…” she places the slip of paper in your hand and you read it. >It’s a ticket for two to the Wonderbolts show. >...Dash just invited you to go with her to the Wonderbolts. >She asked you. >You didn’t ask her. >Woah woah anon, let’s not jump to conclusions. Maybe it’s just a friendly thing… “Dash? You mean like a… date?” >She gives a nervous laugh. >”Yes.”     >Holy shit… you can’t believe it. >She actually wants to go out with you! >You! >Of all the people… err ponies… in Equestria, Rainbow Dash wants to go out with you. >The show is in a few hours, you go to your closet and pull out the best clothes you can find, and you spray on a little bit of Axe. >This is going to be fucking awesome. >A few hours pass and you hear a knock at your door. >Smiling, you stroll over to the door and open it, and sure enough Dash is standing infront of you, ready for the date. >”Hey Dash! Ready?” You ask nervously. >She nods, and you two set off to the show. >The two of you make your way through the crowded building and find your seats, front row, right up close to the show. >This is going to be great. >After a few minutes, the lights grow dark and the Wonderbolts fly in, doing fancy tricks and flips through the air and landing on the stage. >”Mares and Gentlecolts… introducing… the Wonderbolts!” >Dash’s mouth drops, smiling, you swear you see some drool. >She remembers she is with you and closes her mouth quickly, sitting back displaying a nervous grin. >You chuckle. >Typical Dashie. >After watching them do a few flying tricks, they land on the stage and take a breather. >”Alright!” One of them speaks into the mic, Soarin if you remember correctly. “For this next trick, we’re going to need a Pegasus to come up…” >His eyes dart around the room, and then settle on Dash. >”Rainbow Dash!” >The lights focus on her and she smiles. >”M- me?” she looks around. >Soarin chuckles. “Come on up, Dash!” >She turns to you and you shrug. “Go on Dash, don’t keep the crowd waiting.” >She bolts out of her seat and lands on stage. >”So Dash, what brings you here tonight?” Soarin takes a sip of ice water that a waiter brings him. >”I’m here on a… date.” She blushes as the crowd ooos. >Soarin laughs. >”Oh? Is that so? Well I hope he doesn’t mind.” >Suddenly, Soarin moves in for a kiss. >...No fucking way, he wouldn’t. >Their mouths are inches apart as everything goes in slow motion. >He fucking would. >Their mouths connect and Dash’s face lights up, and she looks around awkwardly. >It’s obvious she doesn’t want to be there. >You feel the rage of a thousand suns burn up inside as you charge on stage, balling your hand up into a fist. >”HEY SOARIN!” you yell in your charge. >He breaks the kiss. >”Yeah I-” >Your fist connects with his mouth sending him flying across the room. >The crowd gasps. >Soarin is on the floor of the stage, out cold. >”A- anon I-” Dash begins but you shush her. “It’s fine, I know.” You whisper. >A few tears are streaming down her face. “Hey…” >You pull her into a kiss. >Her eyes go wide for a second before she closes them and kisses you back. >The crowd goes wild as Soarin is pulled off the stage by a few medic ponies. >Dash breaks the kiss, panting. >”Anon…” she smiles. ”Dashie…” >You smile back to her and lead her off stage.