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Coffee for Anon

By: Crunchbite on Nov 17th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.90 KB  |  hits: 43  |  expires: Never
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  1. >"Good morning, anon!"
  2. >Rainbow Dash looks up at you with love in her eyes, and a cup of hot coffee with a heart in the middle of it
  3. >"Mornin' Dashie." you say as you take the coffee out of her hands
  4. >you slurp it, much to her happiness
  5. >coffee is kind of bland, but it's edible. Miles better than the time she burned the juice.
  6. >"Do you like it?"
  7. >"yep! love it!" her smile grows wider
  8. >she gives you a small peck on the cheek
  9. >"say anon, I'm kind of hungry." she says seductively
  10. >you smirk
  11. >"And?"
  12. >she walks closer slowly
  13. >"and since I made you the coffee.. maybe you can whip me up something to drink..."
  14. >you go into the kitchen and make her some bacon
  15. >walk back into the living room and present the breakfast to her
  16. >she frowns
  17. >"That's not really what I meant..."
  18. >you snap your fingers in realization
  19. >"forgot the drink!"
  20. >you bring her a glass of cold orange juicer
  21. >....
  22. >"Thanks Anon..."