Title:           Welcome to Ponyville, bitch (OCxOCxOC shortfic)
Author:          CropTool
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/4UW1s69d
First Edit:      Sunday 8th of April 2012 02:14:29 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 8th of April 2012 02:14:29 PM CDT

>Finexia was having a bad day (http://imgur.com/waJwM)
>It was her first time in Ponyville and none of the ponies were particularly friendly
"I can't help it that I'm an alicorn with stupid hair, a tiny hat and an ugly color scheme. I just want some friends"
>Two pegasus ponies approached the dumb looking alicorn (http://imgur.com/vqAP4)
>The attractive orange mare spoke first
>"Get a load of this faggot. What's your deal, loser? You gonna cry in public"
>Her white companion spoke next
>"Aww, there's no need to be so mean honey, she's just lost and she needs some help. Isn't that right? What's your name dear."
"My name is Finexia, and I want to make some friends. Do you know where I can get some clop action around here?"
>The orange pony with awesome hair spit in the alicorn's face
>"You're an alicorn but you're not even a princess? Ha! no wonder you're so lonely"
>"Now honey, I think we can show this stranger a good time. How about you come home with us?
>The alicorn followed the two pegasus back to their small apartment
>"Don't get the wrong idea, this place is so lame because it's our rental away from Cloudsdale."
"Oh, it's very nice, much better than whatever shithole I crawled out of"
>Heartbreak (the white one) lead the stranger to a chair in the middle of the room, while CropTool (the awesome one) disappeared into the bed room
>"Now take a seat, we'll start shortly"
"I must thank you for being so kind to a loser like myself"
>"Oh, it's nothing at all"
>The world went dark as Heartbreak slipped a blindfold over her guest
 
>Finexia was excited, her first visit to a new town, and she had already made some friends!
>This was much better than she had expected
>"Look at the dumb grin on her face, she has no idea what she's in for, does she?"
>"Poor little thing hasn't a clue"
>Finexia was a bit uncomfortable, as her hooves were being bound behind her back
>A cool ring slipped on to the base of her horn
>Finexia tried to magically loosen the straps, only to find her magic being contained
>"Dumb bitch thinks she can magic her way out of this one."
>"Now just relax, honey, there's no need to struggle"
"What is going on here? I'm not sure I like this."
>"You'll shut the fuck up and enjoy it, you came to us, remember?"
>Finexia's only response was to choke on the gag that had been shoved into her mouth
 
>Finexia was falling
>This was because CropTool had kicked the chair over
>The landing was hard, the alicorn smashed her head as she fell
>Thanks to her dumb alicorn powers, she was able to hear what was going on despite being unconscious
>"Alright, lets get this faggot out of our town"
>The sound of hammers and construction
>Finexia was being packed in a crate
>The crate was being lifted and flown out of town
>It was thrown unceremoniously into the Everfree forest
 
>Finexia awoke in a shattered crate in the middle of the forest
>Her sense of direction ruined, she tried to magic the straps off her wings but found the ring still firmly on her horn
>She couldn't reach it with her hooves either
>All in all, it had been a pretty good day
"I can't wait to get back to Ponyville to hang out with my new friends!"