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Welcome to Ponyville, bitch (OCxOCxOC shortfic)

By: CropTool on Apr 8th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 3.13 KB  |  hits: 247  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Finexia was having a bad day (http://imgur.com/waJwM)
  2. >It was her first time in Ponyville and none of the ponies were particularly friendly
  3. "I can't help it that I'm an alicorn with stupid hair, a tiny hat and an ugly color scheme. I just want some friends"
  4. >Two pegasus ponies approached the dumb looking alicorn (http://imgur.com/vqAP4)
  5. >The attractive orange mare spoke first
  6. >"Get a load of this faggot. What's your deal, loser? You gonna cry in public"
  7. >Her white companion spoke next
  8. >"Aww, there's no need to be so mean honey, she's just lost and she needs some help. Isn't that right? What's your name dear."
  9. "My name is Finexia, and I want to make some friends. Do you know where I can get some clop action around here?"
  10. >The orange pony with awesome hair spit in the alicorn's face
  11. >"You're an alicorn but you're not even a princess? Ha! no wonder you're so lonely"
  12. >"Now honey, I think we can show this stranger a good time. How about you come home with us?
  13. >The alicorn followed the two pegasus back to their small apartment
  14. >"Don't get the wrong idea, this place is so lame because it's our rental away from Cloudsdale."
  15. "Oh, it's very nice, much better than whatever shithole I crawled out of"
  16. >Heartbreak (the white one) lead the stranger to a chair in the middle of the room, while CropTool (the awesome one) disappeared into the bed room
  17. >"Now take a seat, we'll start shortly"
  18. "I must thank you for being so kind to a loser like myself"
  19. >"Oh, it's nothing at all"
  20. >The world went dark as Heartbreak slipped a blindfold over her guest
  21.  
  22. >Finexia was excited, her first visit to a new town, and she had already made some friends!
  23. >This was much better than she had expected
  24. >"Look at the dumb grin on her face, she has no idea what she's in for, does she?"
  25. >"Poor little thing hasn't a clue"
  26. >Finexia was a bit uncomfortable, as her hooves were being bound behind her back
  27. >A cool ring slipped on to the base of her horn
  28. >Finexia tried to magically loosen the straps, only to find her magic being contained
  29. >"Dumb bitch thinks she can magic her way out of this one."
  30. >"Now just relax, honey, there's no need to struggle"
  31. "What is going on here? I'm not sure I like this."
  32. >"You'll shut the fuck up and enjoy it, you came to us, remember?"
  33. >Finexia's only response was to choke on the gag that had been shoved into her mouth
  34.  
  35. >Finexia was falling
  36. >This was because CropTool had kicked the chair over
  37. >The landing was hard, the alicorn smashed her head as she fell
  38. >Thanks to her dumb alicorn powers, she was able to hear what was going on despite being unconscious
  39. >"Alright, lets get this faggot out of our town"
  40. >The sound of hammers and construction
  41. >Finexia was being packed in a crate
  42. >The crate was being lifted and flown out of town
  43. >It was thrown unceremoniously into the Everfree forest
  44.  
  45. >Finexia awoke in a shattered crate in the middle of the forest
  46. >Her sense of direction ruined, she tried to magic the straps off her wings but found the ring still firmly on her horn
  47. >She couldn't reach it with her hooves either
  48. >All in all, it had been a pretty good day
  49. "I can't wait to get back to Ponyville to hang out with my new friends!"