- >Another wonderful day in Equestria
- >The pegasus have storm scheduled, nothing serious, just some heavy rain
- >You figure you'll spend the day reading at the library, pony books aren't half bad
- >You make it there just before the rain starts, Twilight greets you warmly
- >"Hey Anon, check out this spell I found!"
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- >Looks like you're not going to be reading after all
- >Twilight loves playing wizard-scientist and you usually have a good time as her lab rat
- >Keyword: usually
- "You know I can't read magic, what's it do?"
- >"Basically it lets you send someone to another universe, but it's got all sorts of safety built in. It's a long shot, but we might be able to use it to send you home!"
- >You hesitate, with magic 'safety' is a relative term
- "Alright, what's the catch?"
- >"Well, I don't have any point of reference, so I can't be sure where to send you, but the spell is totally designed for that. It sends the subject out for a limited time, then returns them automatically. If you want to stay there you have to use a more advanced version"
- "Huh, that actually sounds pretty reasonable."
- >"Yeah! And it's designed to only send you somewhere populated where you can actually survive!"
- "I've got nothing better to do today, how long will it take to prepare?"
- >Not long, apparently
- >Before you know it, you're in Twilight's basement, sitting in a circle surrounded by glowing purple runes.
- >Twilight's wearing her lab coat and wizard hat, she's reviewing the book one last time
- >"Looks like we're ready to cast. You'll be gone for about thirty minutes. Are you excited? I'm excited"
- >You nod
- "Lets do this."
- >She sits in front of you in calm concentration, her horn is glowing
- >You feel purple sparks running up and down your skin, the smell of lavender and ozone overpowers you
- >There's a bright flash, then you're gone
- >You wake up in a dimly lit corridor
- >It reminds you of Doom 3 - somewhat futuristic, but with a grimy, broken down feel
- >You immediately regret volunteering for this, but you figure you might as well take a look around
- >Every few yards you see a door, but they don't seem to have controls and you can't figure out how to open them
- >There's all kinds of junk laying around, broken electronics, shattered glass, etc
- >Wait, what was that?
- >Some sort of noise from down the hall
- >You came to explore, right?
- >There's that sound again, almost like a low grunting and a rhythmic 'squish squish squish'
- >A room with an open door, the room is mostly dark, lit only by a computer monitor off to the side
- >Against your better judgment, you walk in
- "Hello?"
- >The noises stop
- >Your eyes adjust, you can see a figure sitting at the machine
- >Humanoid, lots of shaggy black hair, are those horns?
- >They growl, pull out a black orb from what you assume is their crotch and smash it on the desk
- >"Who the hell is there, haven't you ever heard of knocking????????"
- "Uh, sorry, I'm a bit lost, where am I?"
- >The figure stands up and turns to you
- >Feminine face, gray skin, about a foot or so taller than you, wearing jeans and a jacket
- >At the top of her wild mane you see two candycorn colored horns, one shaped like a hook, the other ends in a crescent
- >"The Veil. How did you get here? You're not a human I've ever seen"
- >You start to speak, but you're interrupted
- >"Shut up, let me think"
- >She puts a hand to her face, your eyes lock with hers
- >You can't stop staring at her split pupil
- >Your mind goes hazy as you feel her grip take hold
- >"How did you get here"
- >Her voice is much more forceful, you can't help but tell her everything
- >"Well, if you're only going to be here a short while, we might as well have some fun"
- >All you can do is nod. After all, she knows best, right?
- >"Make a pile"
- >You're confused, she can tell
- >"Find something soft, make a pile and lay down in it"
- >You grab some cushions and blankets, throw them in the middle of the room, and lie down
- >She towers over you, slipping out of her jeans
- >"Geez, not even a hint of resistance, you humans sure are soft."
- >You have nothing to say to that
- >"I'm not even going to waste my time with whatever sorry excuse for genitalia you have. Open your mouth."
- >You do, she leans in and takes a look
- >"Dull teeth, long tongue. It's like you guys are designed to be toys. I can't wait for John to get here."
- >She sits on your face, you can't breathe, but you don't really care
- >You thrust your tongue deep into her slit, her massive thighs tighten around your head in response
- >With a bit of probing, you find the sweet spot and are rewarded with a flood of blue fluid
- >Tastes like⦠gushers? It's pretty good and you want more
- >She's moaning now, it's a long, drawn out wail. You're pretty sure if it were written out it would have eight letters.
- >She rocks back and forth, you grab her tight and smother yourself in her dripping mound
- >"Ah Ah Ah Ah.." she continues, keeping patterns of eight between each breath
- >Your skin starts to tingle, you pull back and see purple sparks running across your limbs
- >"Oh no you don't"
- >She forces herself down, again your mouth is full of the delicious cerulean goo
- >A bright flash and you're gone
- >Your mind is clear, you can't feel the grip anymore
- >You're lying on your back on the library floor
- >"Well, how was it?"
- "The spell did not send me home"
- >Twilight gives you a funny look
- "What?"
- >She levitates a mirror over to you
- >You look like you were hit by a blueberry pie, your face is covered
- "It was strange and I need a shower. I've decided I will be staying in Equestria, I do not wish to try the spell again."
- >"I'll record this as a successful test, at least. Any other notes you'd like to add?"
- "No. I have nothing else to say about what happened."
- >You do plan on telling Pinkie about human fruit snacks.

