Title:           Spider's Lair (TrollRape)
Author:          CropTool
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First Edit:      Friday 6th of April 2012 12:49:10 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 6th of April 2012 12:49:10 PM CDT

>Another wonderful day in Equestria
>The pegasus have storm scheduled, nothing serious, just some heavy rain
>You figure you'll spend the day reading at the library, pony books aren't half bad
>You make it there just before the rain starts, Twilight greets you warmly
>"Hey Anon, check out this spell I found!"
>ohboyherewego.jpg
>Looks like you're not going to be reading after all
>Twilight loves playing wizard-scientist and you usually have a good time as her lab rat
>Keyword: usually
"You know I can't read magic, what's it do?"
>"Basically it lets you send someone to another universe, but it's got all sorts of safety built in. It's a long shot, but we might be able to use it to send you home!"
>You hesitate, with magic 'safety' is a relative term
"Alright, what's the catch?"
>"Well, I don't have any point of reference, so I can't be sure where to send you, but the spell is totally designed for that. It sends the subject out for a limited time, then returns them automatically. If you want to stay there you have to use a more advanced version"
"Huh, that actually sounds pretty reasonable."
>"Yeah! And it's designed to only send you somewhere populated where you can actually survive!"
"I've got nothing better to do today, how long will it take to prepare?"
 
>Not long, apparently
>Before you know it, you're in Twilight's basement, sitting in a circle surrounded by glowing purple runes.
>Twilight's wearing her lab coat and wizard hat, she's reviewing the book one last time
>"Looks like we're ready to cast. You'll be gone for about thirty minutes. Are you excited? I'm excited"
>You nod
"Lets do this."
>She sits in front of you in calm concentration, her horn is glowing
>You feel purple sparks running up and down your skin, the smell of lavender and ozone overpowers you
>There's a bright flash, then you're gone
 
>You wake up in a dimly lit corridor
>It reminds you of Doom 3 - somewhat futuristic, but with a grimy, broken down feel
>You immediately regret volunteering for this, but you figure you might as well take a look around
>Every few yards you see a door, but they don't seem to have controls and you can't figure out how to open them
>There's all kinds of junk laying around, broken electronics, shattered glass, etc
>Wait, what was that?
>Some sort of noise from down the hall
>You came to explore, right?
>There's that sound again, almost like a low grunting and a rhythmic 'squish squish squish'
>A room with an open door, the room is mostly dark, lit only by a computer monitor off to the side
>Against your better judgment, you walk in
"Hello?"
>The noises stop
 
>Your eyes adjust, you can see a figure sitting at the machine
>Humanoid, lots of shaggy black hair, are those horns?
>They growl, pull out a black orb from what you assume is their crotch and smash it on the desk
>"Who the hell is there, haven't you ever heard of knocking????????"
"Uh, sorry, I'm a bit lost, where am I?"
>The figure stands up and turns to you
>Feminine face, gray skin, about a foot or so taller than you, wearing jeans and a jacket
>At the top of her wild mane you see two candycorn colored horns, one shaped like a hook, the other ends in a crescent
>"The Veil. How did you get here? You're not a human I've ever seen"
>You start to speak, but you're interrupted
>"Shut up, let me think"
>She puts a hand to her face, your eyes lock with hers
>You can't stop staring at her split pupil
>Your mind goes hazy as you feel her grip take hold
>"How did you get here"
>Her voice is much more forceful, you can't help but tell her everything
>"Well, if you're only going to be here a short while, we might as well have some fun"
>All you can do is nod. After all, she knows best, right?
>"Make a pile"
>You're confused, she can tell
>"Find something soft, make a pile and lay down in it"
>You grab some cushions and blankets, throw them in the middle of the room, and lie down
>She towers over you, slipping out of her jeans
>"Geez, not even a hint of resistance, you humans sure are soft."
>You have nothing to say to that
>"I'm not even going to waste my time with whatever sorry excuse for genitalia you have. Open your mouth."
>You do, she leans in and takes a look
>"Dull teeth, long tongue. It's like you guys are designed to be toys. I can't wait for John to get here."
>She sits on your face, you can't breathe, but you don't really care
>You thrust your tongue deep into her slit, her massive thighs tighten around your head in response
>With a bit of probing, you find the sweet spot and are rewarded with a flood of blue fluid
>Tastes like… gushers? It's pretty good and you want more
>She's moaning now, it's a long, drawn out wail. You're pretty sure if it were written out it would have eight letters.
>She rocks back and forth, you grab her tight and smother yourself in her dripping mound
>"Ah Ah Ah Ah.." she continues, keeping patterns of eight between each breath
>Your skin starts to tingle, you pull back and see purple sparks running across your limbs
>"Oh no you don't"
>She forces herself down, again your mouth is full of the delicious cerulean goo
>A bright flash and you're gone
 
>Your mind is clear, you can't feel the grip anymore
>You're lying on your back on the library floor
>"Well, how was it?"
"The spell did not send me home"
>Twilight gives you a funny look
"What?"
>She levitates a mirror over to you
>You look like you were hit by a blueberry pie, your face is covered
"It was strange and I need a shower. I've decided I will be staying in Equestria, I do not wish to try the spell again."
>"I'll record this as a successful test, at least. Any other notes you'd like to add?"
"No. I have nothing else to say about what happened."
 
>You do plan on telling Pinkie about human fruit snacks.