- >Day 2 in Appaloosa
- >Still two days away from the festival celebrating the peace between the buffalo and the settlers
- >You can't work any more for stallions money because negotiations broke down
- >Rarity doesn't want you to have your hands broken by the owner of the local bordello
- >So you've been helping out a bit with town preparations, but there's not much for you to do
- >Chilling at the town bar when Dash flies in
- >"Hey Anon! Pinkie, Spike and I are going to spend the night at the buffalo camp, want to come with?"
- "Eh, sure"
- >"Cool! We gotta leave soon if we want to get there by sundown"
- >It's a bit of a walk, but it passes quickly enough
- >You get to hear the story of 'The Battle of Appaloosa'
- >"And I sang a song and everything but they just wouldn't listen!"
- >It's the kind of dopey story that you could cut into a 22 minute episode and still live time for some dumb moral about sharing and caring
- >"I know! That's what I tried to tell them!"
- >Oh Pinkie, when will you learn that not everything can be solved with a song and dance
- >You reach the camp just in time to catch an amazing sunset over the desert mountains
- >It's basically a campfire surrounded by a few teepees
- "Haha these guys are totally Indians, aren't they"
- >Dash and Pinkie give you a confused look, but brush it off as another one of those dumb human things they don't understand
- >As you approach a lady buffalo walks out to greet you
- >She's about the size of a pony, wearing a headband with a feather and nothing else
- >"Well met, friends! It's been too long!"
- >Dash flies up and tackles her in a hug
- >"Ohmygosh Little Strongheart! How are you!? You have to meet Anon! He's a HUMAN! Isn't he goofy looking!"
- >Geez, you haven't seen her this excited since the last time someone mentioned the Wonderbolts
- "Hey there, Little Strongheart is it? My name's Anon, nice to meet you!"
- >"Welcome! Supper's almost ready, come and join us!"
- >You take a seat by the campfire
- >The buffalo have a bowl of turquoise for spike, and some sort of sloppy gruel for the rest of you
- >Dash is 'full' after a half a bowl, you can't even stomach a bite.
- >You pass your bowl to Pinkie, who can't get enough of the stuff
- >The rest of the buffalo come out of their tents and gather around the campfire
- >It's not until one sits down next you that you realize just how huge these guys are
- >Even the smaller ones are easily three times as big as a pony, the one you assume is the chief is much bigger than that
- >The only female in the lot is the one who introduced you
- >You look around, both she and Rainbow Dash are conspicuously absent
- >Pinkie's telling a story to the group, you and the buffalo next to you are disinterested
- "Hey man, must be pretty lonely around here, where are all the ladies?"
- >"Oh, the cows of the tribe are at the base camp, far from here"
- "That's gotta be rough, I haven't seen a lady human in ages"
- >"Yes, but it is tradition that we only meet during the mating season"
- >You can't believe what you're getting yourself in to, but you're hungry from the hike in
- "I bet you're pretty tense, eh?"
- >A grunt and a nod, this is going to be easy
- "What do you say we slip off and get some privacy?"
- >You're in his tee-pee, he's on his back on a sleeping pad, legs in the air
- >Dear lord he's huge
- >Even laying on his back, he's much taller than you
- >Well, you said you were hungry, right?
- >You climb up on his belly
- >You reach down and start cupping his balls
- >Each one's bigger than a grapefruit, more than a handful
- >It doesn't take much before you feel his massive member hardening beneath you
- >You back off a bit towards his chest and get a good look at what you've gotten yourself into
- >Your body is not ready for this
- >You can hardly get a grip on the beast, there's no way you can get your hands around it
- >You flip over on your back and wrap your arms and lets around the massive cock
- >With your whole body, you start jerking the animal off
- >"Yes, human. Continue that"
- >You do, you get a pretty good rhythm going and you can tell he's enjoying it
- "Just tell me when you're almost done, OK?"
- >He grunts in response, you start to speed up
- >You lick the head, it's warm and twitches in response
- >"Soon, human. Soon"
- >You squeeze, hugging him as hard as you can
- >"Now"
- >You drop off, crawl back and kiss his slit while stroking the flared head
- >In retrospect, it seems like a bad idea, but you're caught up in his energy
- >Your mouth is open and you think you're ready for what's coming
- >You're not
- >It's like a firehose of buffalo semen
- >You hold on as tight as you can while your blasted with wave after wave
- >You choke down as much as you can, but there's simply too pressure to keep control
- >You fall back, over his head, on to the ground
- >The last thing you feel before you fall asleep is a huge, sticky tongue licking you clean

