Luna's Landing (WizardRape)

An alternate Lunafic (sort of) using the same setup as Candlelit Dinner. Diverges after the first break and flies off the rails shortly after.

 

>For some godawful reason you find yourself away from home and the sun is fast setting

>Applejack's been celebrating some fucking holiday, she's drunk as hell and looking to score

>You overheard her bragging about the dildo she made of Big Mac

>Pretty sure she's going to kill you tonight, why the fuck are you still in her orchard

>You're lost and you know she's on your trail

>"Alright pardner, you know how this is going to go, just relax and it'll all be over soon"

>The voice startles you, you trip and twist your ankle

>"Oh fuck, oh fuck.."

>"Ah knew you were around here somewhere! Mama's comin!"

>You lose it, maybe if you yell loud enough someone will come to save you

>She's approaching you now, a slow trot

>"Yew know there's no one to hear you, but ah appreciate the foreplay"

>"HELP! ANYONE! SAVE ME! CELESTIA! LUNA! ANYONE! HELP!!"

 

>The world around you fades to black

>The air around you starts to get very hot

>You hear a loud, rhythmic thump - thump - thump

>You find yourself in a crowd. Fast moving, colored lights against the rainbow of cartoon ponies leaves you dizzy

>Where the hell are you? There are definitely no nightclubs in Ponyville

>"Hey Anon! What's up!?"

>It's Luna, her royal shout blows back your hair, but you can barely hear her over the music

>"Wha... Where am I?"

>"Welcome to Luna's Landing! The hottest nightclub in Canterlot, if I may say so myself!"

>A party's better than being raped to death by a hillbilly, right?

>You figure you might as well enjoy yourself while you're here

>"Awesome! Is there a bar around here or what?"

>"Oh, I've got something much, much better"

>A small baggie floats from seemingly nowhere

>"Go on, take one"

>A small pill, stamped with a crescent moon floats into your hand

>"Uhh, what is this?"

>"You'll see"

>She grins as you down the pill

 

>You and Luna are hanging out on a wall, watching all the ponies go wild on the dance floor

>"So what's your deal? You needed help with something"

>"Eh, just got myself in a jam, thanks for pulling me out. This place is great!"

>"I know right? And the party won't stop until the sun rises!"

>A few tracks later, the pill starts to kick in

>Colors are more vibrant, you're starting to get into the music when suddenly the music stops and the lights dim

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>The beat starts, you don't recognize it but Luna does

>"Oooh, this is my jam, you have to come dance with me! Royal order, you totally have to!"

>Reluctantly, you follow her out, the floor seems to clear for you

>How the fuck are you supposed to dance with a giant cartoon pony?

>The both of you basically start spazzing out on the dance floor

>You don't give a shit, you're high as hell and having a good time, so is she

 

>Both of you are drenched in sweat

>She leads you off the floor, past the bar, up some stairs

>You're in a private room, overlooking the club

>As she shuts the door you hear a loud crash, off in the distance

>Luna is speaking now, but not you and you can't understand what she's saying

>You stumble back, you start to feel dizzy

>The room starts to fade around you

>You close your eyes and fall to your back, the floor is hard

>Some is speaking again, but it's not Luna... Who is that?

>The voice cracks, that's Dash!

>"And just what the hay are you two doing anyway? Why is Anon unconscious"

>You keep your eye closed, you're not sure what's going on. What is Dash talking about?

>Another voice speaks out. Where you thought Luna was standing.

>"I will explain in a moment, I'm almost finished... Nope, you've ruined it, I've completely lost hold of him"

>That is not Luna's voice

 

>"Well, thanks to the barbarian over here, I've totally lost my concentration. Anon will wake up soon and I suggest we come up with a way to explain this to him."

>Twilight sparkle speaks from a behind you

>"For what it's worth, you were right about everything, the drugs, the environmental effects. You certainly know how to power a hallucination."

>"Was there ever any doubt?"

>A hoof prods you in your gut, you can't help but jerk your head up

>"You alive down there?"

>Rainbow Dash is staring you in the face.

>Trixie, wearing a cardboard tiara looks pissed.

>"Well, I tried Anon. If SOMEONE hadn't come rainbow crashing in here, we could have taken turns giving him a wonderful night."

>Twilight, chimes in "Oh well, guess we get to do it my way!"

>Rainbow Dash helps you to your feet

>You're standing on the floor of the Ponyville library, you're still a bit woozy but you've got Dash holding you up

 

>Trixie grins

>"Should be easy enough, Sparkle, you distract the brute. I'll have Anon under soon enough."

>"Fine, you better still be willing to share him. Hey Rainbow, look at this!"

>You know what's coming, "Dash! Don't!"

>Your warning is too late, her eyes are nothing but hearts and she's licking her lips

>"Now Anon, where were we?"

>As you turn to face Trixie, a pill is forced into your mouth and a teacup pours itself down your throat

>"My own special blend, there's no use fighting it now"

>You feel hot drink snake through your veins and reality starts to fade around you

>Trixie is all you see, her cardboard tiara again becoming a royal crown

>She's getting bigger too, her coat turns dark and her mane lights up with the stars of the night sky

>"Mmm. I do love spells like this. Do you know what was in that tea? Why it's so much easier for me to get inside your head now?"

>You're back in the club, in the private room. Music is playing, you can't tell if it's just from the "club" or if Twilight put on another record.

>You try to shake yourself awake, you've resisted magic in the past, why is this so much harder?

>"Sparkle didn't want me to give you my juice, she was afraid it would give me too control, that she wouldn't be able to take you herself."

>Normally, all it takes is an awareness of the magic and you can stop it from affecting you, that's how it's always worked. You know that's not Luna, why can't you stop seeing her?

>"But now I'm in your body just as much as I'm in your mind. You can stop struggling now, you've already lost"

>She's standing over you know, she's got you cornered on a couch that you know is fake.

 

>There has to be a way out, you know she's given you a key but the drugs are hazing your thoughts and you're undeniably horny

>"If you're such a master of illusions, why don't you just appear human? If I found you attractive you wouldn't need to go through all this trouble"

>"Oh Anon, what would be the fun in that? Besides, you should be honored to have me in any form. After all, I am the most powerful unicorn in all the land"

>"Hey!"

>Twilight's voice brings you back to reality

>For a moment, you're back in the library pinned against a shelf

>Across the room, Dash is going to town on Twilight [pic related: http://imgur.com/iOeHX]

>Trixie looks perturbed

>"Fine, most powerful illusionist"

>You've got one shot, you grab a book and throw it as hard as you can

>You nail Dash in the back, she jerks up and shakes her head

>"Dash! You've gotta get us out of here!"

>"Right! On it!"

 

>With a flash of color, you find yourself crashing through a skylight and in to the night

>Dash is carrying you by your armpits, flying up as fast as she can manage

>"Alright Anon, I'm guessing you don't want to go home until the drugs wear off"

>She's right, that's the first place they'd look for you

>Fuck, you're pretty sure you can feel Trixie trying to track you through the 'tea' she made you drink

>"I don't think anywhere in Ponyville is going to be safe for me"

>"That's fine, I know a place. Carrying you like this is going to be awkward though, hold on a second"

>Wait, what does she mean hold o-

>She's tossed you in the air

>You're too tired and too fucked up to react

>She catches you on her back and takes off again

>"Much better. you can crash at my place tonight"

>You've never been flying before. It's actually pretty fun, all things considered.

>It might be the pills talking, but you're actually enjoying the ride with Rainbow Dash

 

>A few minutes later, she's landing in front of a mansion made of clouds

>"You live here? This place is huge!"

>"Eh, it's nothing special. You know I built most of it myself?"

>She plucks a feather off her wing

>"Hold on to this, it'll last for 24 hours or so. Whatever Trixie gave you should have worn off by then. I'll take you home tomorrow when you've had some rest"

>You slide off Rainbow Dash's back and fall unceremoniously onto a cloud

>It's basically falling into a pillow, but colder

>Dash notices you shivering

>"Come on, lets get you inside. Are you hungry? I can totally make you something to eat!"

>You follow her inside, smiling at the novelty of a house made of clouds

>"No thanks, I don't feel like eating, I just need some sleep"

>"I hear that. Here's the guest bedroom, bathroom's over there, let me know if you need anything"

 

>You stop her as she walks out

>"Wait, after all that, you're just going to walk away and let me sleep alone?"

>"Sure, you've been through a lot tonight and the last thing you need is another pony jumping your bones"

>"You are something else, you know that? But seriously, it's absolutely freezing up here. I'm pretty sure I'll be a block of ice if I pass out here"

>Rainbow Dash's eyes light up and her wings flare out

>"Err.. You can.. uh.. I mean"

>"Dash, will you keep me warm tonight?"

>"Totally!"

>"No funny business?"

>"No funny business!"

>She eagerly pulls you onto her bed and wraps her wings over you

>You're out right away

>You're not sure if it's possible to die from a hangover, but the next morning you certainly feel like you're going to

>Fucking ponydrugs