Title:           Fishing with Lyra
Author:          CreatureBMJ
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First Edit:      Friday 11th of December 2015 09:56:09 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 11th of December 2015 09:56:09 PM CDT

>Where are we going fishing anon?
>You ignore her question and continue moving
>Every since you came to this world, Lyra has not given you a single break.
>"Hey Anon are you busy today?"
>"Anon, let's go eat some leaves!"
"I don't eat leaves."
>"Don't knock it till you try it!"
>"Anon, rub my belly"
>"Hey Anon! Want some leaves?
>"Anon, let me nibble on your ears"
>"Anon! You know what time it is?"
"No, Lyra. What time it i-"
>"TIME FOR LEAVES!"
>It started as cute, but quickly became annoying as it soon became a 24/7 ordeal
>You don't know how she stays awake
>Besides being tired, you were always hungry.
>Leaves were out of the question and the ponies forbade you from eating their cows.
>You felt uncomfortable eating meat that could talk anyway
>Any other meat that existed was too dangerous for someone like you--with no hunting skills--to even attempt to conquer.
>Anything except fish.
>But for fish, you need bait.
>You started with worms,, but the bigger the bait, the bigger the fish.
>The worms here were entirely too small.
>That's when you got an idea.
 
>"Hey, Anon! What are we doing today?"
>Lyra was woken you up at 7 in the morning
>Or at least she would've if you had slept
>Again, how does she not sleep?
>Oh, I have something very special planned for us, Lyrie
>Her face widens as her eyes expand.
>"Really? Where!?"
"We're going fishing"
>"Yay!"
>You gather your supplies and head out the door, Lyra resting on your shoulder
>You travel to the farthest fishing spot you know.
>In addition to it being the site where the biggest fish have slipped from your grasp, it's also a place only you know.
>A place where no one can hear you scream.
 
>You have no idea why Lyra was so excited to go fishing with you.
>How does she even know what fishing is?
"Hey, Lyra?"
>"Nyesss?"
"Do you know what fishing is?"
>"Not really"
"Why are you so excited then?"
>"Because I'm going with you!"
>Figures
"Okay then"
>You make it to the fishing spot and set Lyra down.
>With Lyra resting on a rock, you take out and set your hook.
>For a while you just sit there with her in silence
>You stare at her as she eats the leaves you brought with her
>She looks so content with life
>She really is a nice gal, but you know what you have to do.
>You need your peace.
 
"I think it's about time we got started."
>"Yay! Are you going to show me how to fish?"
"I'm afraid you can't, Lyra. You're too small"
>She frowns
>"Awwww! And I was so excited"
>She perks up again
>"But at least I can watch you!"
>Lyra almost purrs as you stare at her and start to pet her.
>You make sure she's a comfortable as she possibly can be.
>Deciding that it's time, you make sure your line is set properly
"There is something you can help me with, Lyra"
>"Really!? What is it?"
>You gently pick her up in your hand.
>Then you plant a soft kiss on her face
>You never knew caterpillars could blush
>"Anon I-"
>Then you stab her with the hook.
>"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! ANON! WHAT IS THIS!?"
"I'm Sorry Lyra, but I need my peace"
>"Anon no! I can change! I won't annoy you!"
"Lyra, people don't change. It's better this way.
>You get into casting position
>"Anon PLEASE!"
"...I'm Sorry"
>"Anon I just wanted to spend time with you! Don't do this! ANON! I LOV-"
>You cast the reel into the water
>Her words silenced, your turmoil over.
>The fish was big, and you ate good that night.