- 2. AiE: Journey for the Wishing Stone -Anon the great-
- >You are Anonymous, human extraordinaire.
- >After circumstances beyond your control, you've found yourself stranded in a bazaar world of brightly colored talking ponies.
- >One minute you're taking a late night walk through your favorite park.
- >The next thing you know, your waking up in a cramped dudgeon cell.
- >After what seems like hours of yelling, someone finally response.
- >Well, not so much someone as... some pony?
- >A weird looking white horse with a dark and light blue mane shows up.
- >Is that a horn?
- >I've got to remember to lay off the junk food before bed.
- >The unicorn...Your brain almost hurts to even consider the fact you're seeing, much less talking with a unicorn.
- >He tells you to keep the noise down.
- >This being a dream, you decide to have some fun with him.
- A:"Why don't you make me!"
- >The pony smirks.
- SA:"Well, if you insist."
- >Just then a beam of light comes from his horn.
- >It's a direct hit to your center.
- >Your engulfed by a strange glowing light.
- >...then nothing.
- A:"...was something suppose to happen?"
- >The unicorn's face is overcome with shock.
- >He quickly rushes out of sight.
- >Once again you're all alone.
- >Sometime later, the unicorn returns.
- >This time, however, he is not alone.
- >He brings another unicorn, this one also white but is much larger.
- >This one also has wings.
- >Still confirmed for crazy.
- >This one appears to be more feminine, with a translucent multi colored mane.
- >It's almost... hypnotic.
- C:"Who are you, strange one?"
- >Her voice is kind, somewhat soothing.
- A:"I'm Anonymous. Where am I?"
- C:"Anonymous, what a funny name."
- >She says in a cheerful tone.
- >You are less than amused.
- C:"This is Canterlot dungeon. You are currently our 'guest'.
- A:"You've got a pretty messed up sense of humor for a talking horse."
- >Your comment didn't sit well with the male unicorn.
- SA:"You watch your mouth when referring to the princess!"
- A:"Princess?"
- >The winged unicorn nods.
- C:"I am princess Celestia, ruler of all of Equestria. You've already met Shinning Armor."
- A:"Heh, and you said I had the funny name."
- >Shinning Armor's eyes narrow.
- >Celestia only laughs.
- C:"My Anonymous, you have quite the rebellious spirit. If I may ask, where do you come from?"
- A:"Um, Earth I guess. I don't suppose you've heard of it?"
- >Celestia shakes her head.
- C:"I can't say that I have. How did you get here from this 'Earth'?"
- >Anon lets out a tired sigh.
- A:"I was hoping you could tell me."
- >There is a brief silence.
- A:"Princess Celestia?"
- C:"Yes, Anonymous?"
- A:"This... isn't a dream is it?"
- C:"...No, Anonymous. I don't believe so."
- >You slump down, sitting on you tiny horse bed.
- A:"I was afraid you'd say that."
- >A few weeks have passed.
- >Your still in your little pony dungeon.
- >Not much to do but sit around and catch up on your sleep.
- >The highlight of your day is eating and giving Shinning Armor the business.
- >Boy, does he hate you.
- >This amuses you to no end.
- >Occasionally princess Sunbutt, as you affectionately named her, would stop in for her usual Q&A session.
- >She would ask you about this and that.
- >Where you lived, what life was like back home, your friends and family.
- >You tell her pretty much what you think she wants to hear, as well as regaling her on some of your favorite movies.
- >She would occasionally attempt a magic spell or two.
- >Apparently magic really exist in this world.
- >Not only that, but you have some sort of immunity to it.
- >Same routine day in, day out.
- >The one day, the door to your cell opens.
- >Shinning armor is waiting for you and asks you to follow him.
- >He escorts you, along with four armored ponies with spears, through the castle.
- >This place is HUGE!
- >Definitely bigger than than your cozy little pony prison.
- >They lead you to the throne room.
- >Perch on top of a large golden throne was Celestia.
- >She proposes that I could leave the dungeons and stay in that palace in exchange for leaving Shinning Armor and the royal guards in peace.
- >You give a smug glance at Shinning.
- >He avoids you gaze.
- >Looks like you've finally worn him down.
- >You agree to the princess's terms.
- >You're still forbidden to leave the castle grounds, but at least you have plenty of room to stretch you legs.
- >She has even given you access to the royal archives.
- >It's not the internet, but beggars can't be chooser.
- >And so life goes on.
- >Months have passed as you now reside in a pretty swanky guest room.
- >Your meals are brought to you three times a day.
- >You spend your days either in the royal garden, lounging under this massive oak tree, or cooped up in the archives learning about this alien world.
- >Celestia still looks forward to your 'stories' of your home world.
- >Someday you plan of telling her the ending to Empire Strikes Back.
- >All and all, not such a bad life.
- >Even still, you find yourself waking in a cold sweat in the middle of the night.
- >No matter how good your life is here, you can't help but miss your old life.
- >It's still hard to believe that you'd never seen your loved ones again.
- >Everything you cared about is gone, like they never existed.
- >The thought depresses you, but there's no point of dwelling on it.
- >One night, as you walk the halls of the palace un able to sleep.
- >You find yourself being drawn to the archives.
- >You begin collecting books to read, stacking them in your arms.
- >Your then notice a book high up on the shelf.
- >You place the books you've collected on a nearby table and begin to climb.
- >The librarian was a pegasus, so there were no ladders for you to use.
- >You've almost reach the top when you feel the bookshelf begin to wobble.
- >You quickly jump down and take cover just in time for the self to fall over.
- >The shelves beside it begin to topple over like dominos, creating a huge mess of books.
- >That pegasus isn't going to be happy with you once she sees this mess you've made.
- >It was then you notice something.
- >Behind the shelf you knocked over was some sort of compartment.
- >inside was a golden horseshoe attach to the wall.
- >You reach out to it and touch it.
- >You hear some kind of mechanical noise, like the turning of gears as the compartment opens.
- >Within sits a dusty old book, much older than the books and scrolls you've been reading.
- >You feel a chill in the air as you pick up the book and begin to read.
- >The first thing you notice is that it isn't written in pony language.
- >It looked older and more complex, almost like hieroglyphics.
- >Stranger still is that you understand what it says.
- >You begin to speed read through the book when you are suddenly interrupted by a familiar annoyed voice.
- SA:"What in Equestria have you done!"
- >Shinning Armor is standing at the entrance of the archives with half of the royal guard.
- SA:"When the princess hears about this, she'll send you back to the dungeons so fast-"
- A:"Yeah great, put a move on it will ya.
- >You respond while still reading through your latest discovery.
- A:"While your at it, you might want to inform her on what i just found."
- SA:"Oh really, and what's that?"
- >You hold open you book, showing Shinning a passage that has caught your interest.
- >On the page is an illustration of a magical relic.
- >You grin as you reveal to the captain of the royal guard of your discovery.
- A:"My ticket home."