Stompy One-Shot Thing

>Day Fuckoffsunlight in Equestria.

>You are Anon, and you are laying in bed.

>God fucking damn it, you need to get better curtains.

>Add that to the mental list of shit you will never get around to ever doing.

>Hey, it's not all bad though, you have your best friend, and now marefriend Stompy to share th-

*THWACK*

>You scream into the pillow.

>She just kicked you in the balls in her sleep.. Again.

>She's been doing that a lot lately.

"Stompy, get up, we have shit to do today"

>"Mrgh... Five m-more m- ahhh.. zzzzzzz"

>Well shit, some fucking good that did.

>You look at her resting her head on the pillow, and you can't bring yourself to stay mad at that face, and that puddle of drool that is on the pillow next to her.

>You'd have probably found that disgusting at one point, eh, funny how things change when you end up in a relationship with someone.

>You love her, but you don't love her enough to let her sleep all day.

>Shake shake

>"Anon! Leave me alone, I'm tired."

>SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE

>"AAAAAAnon... Stooooooop..."

>Shove

>"WAAAAH!"

>Thud

>That did the job.

"I warned you Stomps, but come on, we have shit we need to get done. First thing being groceries, I'm not willing to live off of Corn Flakes for another three weeks."

>"B-but Cornflakes are go-"

"Be up by the time I'm out of the shower, or I'm going to pick you up and put you in there with the cold water on."

>As you walk away from the pile of fur and blankets on your floor, you hear hooves hurriedly pick themselves up off of the floor, and run out into the hallway.

>"Not again!"

>Muh heart.

>As you shower, you can't help but think to yourself that it's been almost five months since she walked into your life.

>Despite all of her little awkward quirks, and problems, you wouldn't give her up for anything in the world.