Rainbow Dash - Wolf Pone

>You are Anon, you are taking a walk on the outskirts of ponyville and that is a fucking wolf walking along by your side.

>Not just any wolf, though, oh no, this particular wolf is your friend, Rainbow Dash.

>Wait a second, hold the fucking phone, isn't she supposed to be a pony?

>Well.. She should be, but ever since that incident last week, after Twilight decided sending Rainbow Dash, of all ponies, to gather poison joke for experiments was a good idea.

>You don't care too much though, she's still one of the coolest po- wolves around, and besides, you have a trick up your sleeve to try and grind her gears, today.

"So, Rainbow, how's the whole canine thing coming along?"

>"It sucks, Anon, I might still have my wings, but I can barely get any lift from them, even Fluttershy can out-fly me right now, I can't stand it! At least I'm still the fastest thing on four legs though, huh?" She says as she does a little running motion on the spot.

>HNNNNNG

>Muh heart.

"I guess I can see why that'd bother you Dash, but I have an idea that might lift your mood a little"

>"Reeeeeeeeeally, now?" She says, cocking her eyebrow at you, suspiciously.

>If only she knew what she was in for.

 

>You've been walking now for the past half an hour, and you've decided to set your plan into motion.

>As the two of you walk along, you slowly reach your hand down and lightly scratch behind her left ear.

>"H-HEY, ANON, WHAT DO YOU THI- ahhh haha ahaaaaa"

>Jackpot

"Awww, what's that, the big bad wolf reduced to a puppy?"

>"H-hey! No! I-it just triggers my nerves.."

>[Tail Wagging Intensifies]

"Really? Your tail says otherwise"

>"..."

>She tries to shrug you away, but you thought about this, and you came prepared.

>Maximum scratch mode status: ENGAGED.

>You sit on the ground with your legs crossed now, she's going nowhere, hell, you don't think she can, she's really getting into this whole scratching deal, it's written all over her face. Yet, she continues to protest about how terrible it is.

>Oh well.

"Hey Dashie, guess what?"

>"W-what?"

"Surprise"

>And just like that, you scoop her up, and she's laying on her back, in your lap, while you rub that belly like there's no tomorrow.

>"ANON YOU JER- Ooooooh"

 

>Your face and hers are literally inches apart, and they're getting closer.

>"Anon"

>Oh shit, what is happening

"Dash?"

>This isn't going to happen, is it

>"Close your eyes, Anon.."

>OH GOD, OH GOD, BUT SHE'S A PO- WOL-

>Wait, what the fuck is this, why does your face feel wet.

>You open your eyes to see a Rainbow haired cyan wolf in front of you, rolling around on her back laughing like an idiot

>Well, shit, this backfired.

>Meh, what the hell.

>You jump down next to her and wrap your arms around her, pulling her in close so you can continue tickling, and rubbing her belly as she wags her tail, and thrashes her back leg back and forth.

>An hour later you're both laying beside eachother, you lightly stroke her hair out of her eyes as she nuzzles into you before saying

>"Anon?"

"Yeah, Dash?"

>"We should do this again sometime"

 

>You are Anonymous, and you are the happiest human in Equestria.