Rainbook Dash (Part 1) (Abandoned)

>You are Anon, and walking through town wondering what the fuck you did wrong to deserve this shit.

>It has been over a year since you arrived in Equestria, and you still feel more out of place than ever.

>The locals are friendly enough. They tried their best to help you fit in, but you have nothing in common with them in the slightest causing them all to give up on you after about three months.

>As much as you hate to say it, part of you likes being alone. You were never the most outgoing guy in the world, and why should things be any different here?

>Back on Earth you weren't any different, the only thing that has changed is the fact that you are now surrounded by small talking horses as opposed to large talking people.

>Aside from everything, you have discovered a new interest since coming to Equestria.

>Reading.

>Sure, the local librarian was a bit of irritating, she just never seemed to know when to shut up when you first got here.

>Thank God she toned down after a few weeks when she clearly figured out that what she was saying went in one ear and out of the other.

 

>Oh well, she means well.

>Wadya' know, you're here.

>You duck through the tiny doorway, and for the first time in weeks you don't hit your head on the doorway.

>Everything's looking up Anon.

"Hey Twilight."

>"Anonymous! My number one customer! Looking for anything in particular today?"

"Nothing really, just here to have a look around. See if anything catches my eye, you know how it is."

>Jesus Christ Twilight, please, just leave me be.

>"Oh, that's fine Anon! Give me a shout if you need a hoof with anything!"

"Yeah, thanks, will do"

>Crisis status: Averted

>Fuck me, that was too close for comfort.

>"Oh, and Anon!"

>Oh just fuck off already.

"Yes?"

>"If you see anyone acting shady around the library let me know, some books have been going missing lately, and it's becoming a bit of a pain having to restock them every week"

>Shady around a library? Is she having a fucking laugh or something?

"Yeah, sure Twilight, I'll keep my eyes open for any shady book-thieving types."

>"I knew I could count on you Anonymous, thanks!"

>This horse is fucking crazy.

>Anyway, where the fuck's that book you were looking for.

>Yeah, you lied. Sorry about that Twilight, but I want to read the book myself, not have the entire thing summed up in a fucking lecture.

>You say to yourself outloud in a whispered tone:

"A... B... C... D!"

>Daring Motherfucking Do And The Jungle Of Terror.

>You can't get enough of these books, and this is the latest one in the series.

>Time to check this bastard out, and get home to read it.

 

>You've been here that many times, Twilight just has you stamp your own books out at this point. She knows you're good for it.

>As you head for the exit, you see a hooded pony dash past you, and towards the front door faster than the speed of fucking light.

"What the fuck.. Hey, stop!"

>This must be that cunt that keeps stealing the books.

>You go in pursuit of the hooded pony without a second thought.

"Oh fuc-"

>That's about all you manage to choke out before your head hits the top of the doorway with an audible thwack.

 

 

(Not going to be writing any more of this for the time being, I have no idea how to continue it.)