- >You are Anon
- >The little purple mare that is currently tucked into a blanket on your couch has just explained how she ended up here in ponyville, and you are a bit shocked at what you are hearing.
- >From what you can tell, she left home when she was just a filly, because of the rough times she was going through in her hometown, because of how different she is.
- >She just happened to end up wondering town to town looking for somewhere to fit in, and find some friends.
- >She claims that she wears her horn because she feels like a Unicorn on the inside, despite the fact that she's an Eath Pony, and the slippers that she wears are there to protect her hooves, because of her "sensitive hoof" condition.
- >She went on to explain that the reason that she ended up living in a tent was down to the fact that everyp0ny in town gave her "funny looks" and "ignored her" when she tried to speak to them.
- >Figures, p0nies are scared of what they don't understand.. It's pretty unfortunate, really, considering that this place always brushed off on you as welcoming to everyp0ny, and everything.
- >Nowhere is perfect, you suppose.
- >Stompy fell asleep on your couch half an hour ago, she must have really tuckered herself out today.
- >You're just sitting here, thinking to yourself, again.
- >You know for a fact that she has nowhere to go, and she'll no doubt wonder around for at least the next ten years of her life.
- >Unless she freezes to death first...
- >... Shit.
- >You could let her live with you.. Couldn't you?
- >Sure, you have a pretty shitty income, from doing the odd jobs around town, but you have a roof over your head, and that's surely more than this pony has ever even come close to having.
- >You've been an anti-social shutin for the past three years, it'd be nice to have some company..
- >.. Fuck it.
- "Hey, Stompy"
- >You prod her belly lightly
- >"Mmmmumph"
- >D'awww
- "Stompy, wake up, I have some news for you."
- >"Five.. More.. Minutes"
- "STOMPY!"
- >"DAHH!" *THUD*
- >She just rolled off of the couch and hit your floor like a sack of rocks.
- >She just picks herself up and rubs her head.
- >"O-oh, hi Anon.. Sorry for not getting up.. I hope you're not angry, are you? Please don't be angry.."
- >Oh God, you cannot contain your laughter at how much she's stumbling around while speaking.
- >"*sniff*"
- >Wait, is she cr-
- >*sniff* *sniff*
- >Oh, well done dick head, look at what you've done now.
- >Fuck you brain.
- "Hey, hey, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to upset you, it's just that you caught me off guard with your little tumble."
- >She's still sniffling it up pretty hard, so you decide to pick her up into a hug, which clearly catches her off guard.
- >"S-so you're not *sniff* angry with me, *sniff*, Anon?"
- "Of course not, why would I be? You were tired. Hell, you should see me in the morning, you'd have better luck waking the dead."
- >She presses her cheak into your chest, and nuzzles you
- >This mare is going to run your d'aww bank dry, you swear to Celestia.
- >"Heh.. S-so what did you want to tell me, Anon?
- "Well, I wanted to ask you if you wanted to stay here with me for a while. From what you've told me, you don't seem to have anywhere to go, so what do you say?"
- >The next few seconds are dead silent as she just stares back at you with a look of disbelief on her face.
- >"Are you sure?!"
- "I'm positive"
- >You were not prepared for this, a pony has leaped from your arms, and attached its self to your face.
- >"Thank you, thank you, thank you! You're the best, Anon, I promise I will try to be the best housemate possible!"
- "I cnn breeeh"
- >"What was that?"
- "I CNNT BREEF"
- >"OH YOU CAN'T BREAHTE."
- >I have seen the end, and it was a ball of purple fur, with slippers.
- "Thanks, Stompy"
- >You are Anonymous, and you are sure that this is going to be interesting.

