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A Very Different Pony (Part 2) (Stompy Slippers)

By: Cou on Dec 5th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 3.72 KB  |  hits: 32  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You are Anon
  2. >The little purple mare that is currently tucked into a blanket on your couch has just explained how she ended up here in ponyville, and you are a bit shocked at what you are hearing.
  3. >From what you can tell, she left home when she was just a filly, because of the rough times she was going through in her hometown, because of how different she is.
  4. >She just happened to end up wondering town to town looking for somewhere to fit in, and find some friends.
  5. >She claims that she wears her horn because she feels like a Unicorn on the inside, despite the fact that she's an Eath Pony, and the slippers that she wears are there to protect her hooves, because of her "sensitive hoof" condition.
  6.  
  7. >She went on to explain that the reason that she ended up living in a tent was down to the fact that everyp0ny in town gave her "funny looks" and "ignored her" when she tried to speak to them.
  8. >Figures, p0nies are scared of what they don't understand.. It's pretty unfortunate, really, considering that this place always brushed off on you as welcoming to everyp0ny, and everything.
  9. >Nowhere is perfect, you suppose.
  10.  
  11. >Stompy fell asleep on your couch half an hour ago, she must have really tuckered herself out today.
  12. >You're just sitting here, thinking to yourself, again.
  13. >You know for a fact that she has nowhere to go, and she'll no doubt wonder around for at least the next ten years of her life.
  14. >Unless she freezes to death first...
  15. >... Shit.
  16. >You could let her live with you.. Couldn't you?
  17. >Sure, you have a pretty shitty income, from doing the odd jobs around town, but you have a roof over your head, and that's surely more than this pony has ever even come close to having.
  18. >You've been an anti-social shutin for the past three years, it'd be nice to have some company..
  19. >.. Fuck it.
  20. "Hey, Stompy"
  21. >You prod her belly lightly
  22. >"Mmmmumph"
  23. >D'awww
  24. "Stompy, wake up, I have some news for you."
  25. >"Five.. More.. Minutes"
  26. "STOMPY!"
  27. >"DAHH!" *THUD*
  28. >She just rolled off of the couch and hit your floor like a sack of rocks.
  29. >She just picks herself up and rubs her head.
  30. >"O-oh, hi Anon.. Sorry for not getting up.. I hope you're not angry, are you? Please don't be angry.."
  31. >Oh God, you cannot contain your laughter at how much she's stumbling around while speaking.
  32. >"*sniff*"
  33. >Wait, is she cr-
  34. >*sniff* *sniff*
  35. >Oh, well done dick head, look at what you've done now.
  36. >Fuck you brain.
  37. "Hey, hey, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to upset you, it's just that you caught me off guard with your little tumble."
  38. >She's still sniffling it up pretty hard, so you decide to pick her up into a hug, which clearly catches her off guard.
  39. >"S-so you're not *sniff* angry with me, *sniff*, Anon?"
  40. "Of course not, why would I be? You were tired. Hell, you should see me in the morning, you'd have better luck waking the dead."
  41. >She presses her cheak into your chest, and nuzzles you
  42. >This mare is going to run your d'aww bank dry, you swear to Celestia.
  43. >"Heh.. S-so what did you want to tell me, Anon?
  44. "Well, I wanted to ask you if you wanted to stay here with me for a while. From what you've told me, you don't seem to have anywhere to go, so what do you say?"
  45. >The next few seconds are dead silent as she just stares back at you with a look of disbelief on her face.
  46. >"Are you sure?!"
  47. "I'm positive"
  48.  
  49. >You were not prepared for this, a pony has leaped from your arms, and attached its self to your face.
  50. >"Thank you, thank you, thank you! You're the best, Anon, I promise I will try to be the best housemate possible!"
  51. "I cnn breeeh"
  52. >"What was that?"
  53. "I CNNT BREEF"
  54. >"OH YOU CAN'T BREAHTE."
  55. >I have seen the end, and it was a ball of purple fur, with slippers.
  56. "Thanks, Stompy"
  57. >You are Anonymous, and you are sure that this is going to be interesting.