Title:           Twilight and the Fair Knight (Part two!)
Author:          CorporalPunishment
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First Edit:      Wednesday 3rd of April 2013 08:54:30 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 3rd of April 2013 08:54:30 PM CDT

Spike sighed and knocked on the door as he reached the boutique, little claws clenched tightly as the door opened and he walked in, "It happened again Rarity." he sighed and tossed himself onto the long red couch she had in her main room, Rarity galloped over and giggled, "Oh dahling, does she still call out pinkie's name? It is so cute that she does that. Perhaps we should set them up?" Spike shuddered. "But... Rarity... She's so loud! I don't want to hear that, and that smell." he sighed and then sat up. "Tch, Spikey wikey, you should care about her well being, and just doing that at any time she is stressed is unbecoming of a princess... come on now, surely she should have one luxury." A hoof trailed to spike's forehead and patted. "It would make me so very happy if you helped twilight like that spikey..." she smiled and then trotted off flicking her tail to tease him and, Spike couldn't help but find himself setting out for Pinkie. as he reached the door to sugarcube corner he sighed and sat at the stairs, "Think spike, c'mon, Twilight likes Pinkie... and Pinkie and twilight need to go on a date, How do I talk Pinkie into doing this...?" as he looked up at the sky all he could see was pinkie. "Well you just ask silly filly." pinkie giggled and bounced, "So Twiley wants to have fun with me? I love making friends smile! I'll do it!" she smiled and clopped her hooves together.
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In Twilight's room she paced, "I can't get Pinkie, or Rarity, and Rainbow said she was already with the ditsy mailmare... Fluttershy is too innocent, Applejack is dating that Caramel stallion, Lyra is with Bon-Bon, Mr hooves is not interested... WAIT, maybe I can make my own stallion..." She sat on her haunches and rubbed her hooves together, "All I need is to find that spell that was recorded in the early periods of the neighnglo-Saxon era, I think I have that book somewhere in my basement..." after her quick trot from her bedroom into the dark carved out room bellow the main room of the library, Alchemical  beakers and test tubes sat on a table, scientific read outs lay in neatly stacked piles, all in all this room seemed to be the best to keep forgotten volumes and tomes of lore that no one else would be interested in. and she skimmed through until she found it, a scrawling of writing barely legible to even her was the cover with a sigh she said to herself with all the conviction she could summon, "this is it... it is said that it is a true love spell to create what the heart most desired but it could have all be horse apples." she nodded and brought the book to her table and opened it, reciting from the book in old Equestrian much older than the equestrian even Luna had spoke when she came back. as her horn sparked and glowed with life, crackles and snaps of magical power flowing off a ball of magical energies formed in the basement behind her, as the spell reached it's apex it exploded in a *POOF* and when the Alicorn turned around there stood a being, with a thick belt and sword sheath, long broad sword in hand with a tall tower shield, his head was covered with a visored helmet and the rest of his body with plates of shiny metal. "Uh... Wait... jsut happened?" The thing slid it's sword away and lifted the visor and showed his face, "Am... I in a room with a tiny horse...?" Twilight couldn't believe what happened and raised an eyebrow. "I don't... even know, What are you?"
"A human. And what are you, small talking horse. with a horn... and wings, lovely. I'm insane!" He cried out and let his visor fall back down. "Can you send me back to where I'm from?" Twilight frowned and shook her head, "No, sorry... I don't even think you're from Equestria. Are you friendly? Where are you from? What's it like there? Why are you wearing armor?" The human sighed, "I work-- ed with a group that re-enacted scenes from the past, we were doing a medieval period... you don't even know what I'm talking about do you?" Twilight frowned and looked at the ground slowly. "No, I'm sorry... I guess I can't help you. If you'd like I could help you with your living arrangements.... and maybe some more comfortable clothes... I have a friend who makes the finest clothing in all of Equestria! I'm Twilight by the way. and you mister, big piece of armor?" The human chuckled and nodded, "I like the idea and I'm... well... I don't really remember... call me, Anonymous I suppose." Twilight smiled and nodded again. "Anonymous it is... Well uhm.. I think my assistant should be around, little baby dragon named spike, he'll show you to the boutique..." Twilight then turned and went up the steps, "Come up here I'll be writing the other princesses to let them know of your arrival."
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Anon POV.
You just arrived in a land of talking horses with wings, horns, and variations thereupon. that is some crazy stuff, and you are now speaking to a purple and green dragon that comes up to a little above your knee. "So... you can take me to 'Rarity' right?" The little dragon nods and frowns. "That's her name, you don't have to talk like it's a fake name." you nod and then begin to walk towards the door, "Whatever little guy, let's just hurry... this armor is not comfortable for periods longer than four hours... and my guess is it's been five hours since I put this stuff on." as you walk out the sun beats very peacefully... almost like the air remains the same with no variation... like a very comfortable heat, but this armor conducts, so it might make you boil alive if you stay out very long. and then the looks you receive... from ponies all around. some murmuring, "what is that?" and getting replies of "I don't know." you simply shrug it off and pull your helmet off. "Spike... lead the way little guy." as you follow you notice this place must be in the medieval era it'self... but then you hear a train whistle and that idea goes to nothing. oh well... "How much farther?" Spike pointed at a big glass sided building. "that's it... tell her Twilight sent you, I'm gonna make sure Twilight doesn't freak out about anything. See you big guy." Spike pats your knee plate and  you walk into the boutique, "Huh... Hello?" you speak as you open the door and step in, armor clanging as you take the first couple steps in. you hear a posh accent. "Hello dahling, welcome to the carousel boutiq-... Uhh..." You speak quickly, "Twilight sent me for clothes!" Rarity immediately nods and walks a quick circle. "Like what your wearing? I don't know if I can." You frown and shake your head, "No... Uh comfortable clothes... If I can get this off you can measure me..." After you get the armor off  and are down to the flannel underwear, "Hmm, Dahling, You need something loose, and long sleeved, I'm thinking Cotton pants, and a tartan shirt... Hmm?" You chuckle, "Uh... sounds good, I suppose." you chuckle, not having a fucking clue what she's talking about. "I guess measure me and I'll pick it up later." Rarity nods and then looks you over, "I say... You are rather fit, dear I'd think at least. you seem solid. Why do you wear the armor?" You chuckle and rub the back of your neck, looking down to meet her eyes. "I uhh... I'm a Knight. Yeah." Rarity smiles widely and continues measuring you. "Well dahling, Do you have a place to stay? because Sweetie, Um, My sister is with her parents and I have a spare bedroom for the week, if you need a place to stay." She flutters her eyes at you, and then... your heart explodes at her little pout. "And I would greatly enjoy having such a gracious strong knight watching over my home..." You nod, never really ever able to say no to women like Rarity. "Uhh, sure, I suppose I could stay." She smiles and nods. "I got done with your measurements all the same, rooms up top, third door to the left, bathroom is one door before." You head up and open the door, it's pink... but it will do, You move to the bed and lay down,  your shins are half-way hanging off the edge. Oh well, it will do for sleep.