Title: The Fair knight (part 3) Author: CorporalPunishment Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/1FxSe7u1 First Edit: Saturday 6th of April 2013 04:22:45 AM CDT Last Edit: Saturday 6th of April 2013 04:22:45 AM CDT You wake up and stretch, still in the underwear you were wearing yesterday and slide out of the worst bed ever, and into the floor,  fixing your sword to your body with the belt, you walk down the steps and towards the kitchen Rarity has, you peek in and find her reading the newspaper and eating a bagel, steaming cup of coffee in front of her, she notices you and nods motioning for you to join her and then she floats another bagel, perfectly split and given a light coating of butter, the cup of coffee was black, perfect. you dig in and thank her, and the first sentence you truly speak today is, "Did you finish my clothes? No hurry." to which rarity giggles and nods, "I made you five sets of clothes, and a wonderful suit. I hope the suit, ahem, suits you." she titters and you can't help but laugh at the cheesy joke she made. "I hope it does too..." she nods, "I'll show them to you when I'm done with my paper. is there anything I could get my strong knight?" As you ponder you remember, she has given you shelter, food, clothes, and is a total cock tease... but you're not interested horses... or ponies.  with that you stand and nod, giving one of those fancy bows the other knights had taught you at the fairs you went to. "M'lady, I shall return to my quarters if you have need of me."  with that Rarity puts the paper down and grins, "Well, if you put it that way, let's get your clothes." she smiles and walks by you, her tail flicking to slap on your hip, as she passes, and you follow her, until you reach her creativity room and she reveals the clothes she made, the one that stands out is the very stylish tuxedo she made, you smile as you move to the more comfortable clothes, all of them seem to be made with your belt in mind, and when rarity takes a tri-fold hat up within her blue glowing magic, a long yellow plume in it causing you to barely even shrug and take it as well. "Now, Dahling... go out and meet ponies... I'll place the clothes I made for you in a drawer, folded for you." you nod and move to your room to take the clothes on, not yet removing the longjohns that you were essentially the only underwear you had. Maybe rarity would make more of these. they were comfortable. oh well, enough time to accept your either crazy or dead. so you put on the swashbuckler clothing and affix your belt and set out, your first mission given to you by rarity, meet Pinkie Pie. apparently she holds a monopoly on friendship here... goody. as you step outside you feel that warm sun still, "PRAISE BE TO THE SUN!" You bellow without even thinking... what made you do that? oh well. best jsut hurry on before ponies start to stare... oh wait they already are. oh well, at least you can move around freely without that armor... and man are you thankful for that, anyway on towards the sugercube corner, which is actually quite the ways from this side of town and as you set out, the boots that you had strapped your armor on were actually still comfortable, and they still had the steel toe on them. and as you walk you wave to ponies whom wave back, somewhat slowly, not yet sure of you still. some ponies seem comfortable of you, one pony coming up to you head on minty colored with a lyre on her rump. "Uhh... you're the new thing... right? the human? Could I see your hands?" She smiled and sat down in front of you, who shrug and squat down to the pony's level and  put your hands out towards her, "I'm Anonymous, Uhh, Sir Anonymous, though the ponies I do not think of engaging in combat, may simply call me anon..." you nod, thinking that fits better with the ponies, since they seem to think you're a knight and don't understand what you mean if you deny it. and then the pony kisses your hands and you look strangely at it as it stands and runs away, you shrug and begin to walk again as you pass a cart with apple treats a big red pony manning the stall, "Uhh, You're selling these?" The big pony nods, "Eeyup two bits for'uh four apples" he speaks slowly, must have not been educated very well. you sigh and delve into the coin purse you put all your money into, and dig out two quarters. "These anything like your money?" he looks at the shiny coins and shrugs, "Might do well 'nuff. whattaya want?" you point at the largest of the red apples three others, "Have a gud'n Rememba Sweet apple acres." you nod and place your money down and take the apples up, three in the crook of your arm and one in your hand, taking a bite as you walk away, it's honestly the juiciest thing you have ever eaten. "Wow." you chuckle begin devouring, continuing to eat them until there are none left. "Man, I'm gonna need to remember that stall. as you finally start to smell baked goods, well, smell it stronger than before. hot damn these ponies seem to just smell good. as you walk a large and cotton candy smelling mass affixes it'self to your face squealing in a barely intelligible voice. "Oooo! YOUMUSTBETHENEWTHINGTWILIGHTTOLDMEABOUT! MYNAMEISPINKIEPIEWHATABOUTYOU?" You panic and begin flailing at the pony attached to your face! "BWAAAAH! GET IT OFF!" you call, as she hops down and looks up at you, poofy mane and tail twitching slightly as she grinned at you. "What's your name!?" "I'm... Sir Anonymous." You quickly nod, looking down at the cute little pink pony, "I take it you're Miss Pinkie?" Damn it feels good to be a sir. "Uh-HUH! I already said that though. Duh!" she ggigled and then gasped. "WAIT! You're new... so you don't have any freinds here... do you?" "Actually, I do, Miss Rarity has so gracefully given me room and board within her boutique and home. And Twilight Sparkle seems good enough, If I had a chance to get to know her better I'm sure we'd be friends, but that does not mean I do not need anymore." You smile at pinkie and take the hat Rarity made you and pluck the feather plume out and stick the hat atop Pinkie's puffy mane, she giggles and looks around for a mirrow, "I like you mister 'Nonymoose." "I'm glad Miss Pinkie." You nod as she then stands on her hind hoofs and bounces from hoof to hoof, "Bye, Mister Knight thing! Your welcome to Equestria party is tomorrow at seven!" She smiles and then gallops away Hat still atop her head, you grin and begin your walk back to the boutique, when you're stopped by a yell from behind you. "CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS MONSTER HUNTERS!" And then just as you turn with your hand on your sword, you are tackled by three fillies who then dance atop you, "We cawght it girls!" "Yeah, this is awesome!" "I really like it's mane..." the last one makes you turn your head in confusion at the three fillies, one an earthpony with big red bow in her hair, the other a pegasus with tiny wings and a purple-ish mane, the second one resembled a younger, and cuter rarity. "Children, I am a Knight, I do not enjoy being attacked by random passerby, Nor their children. so May I please ask you to get off of me?" you try to sound as commanding as you can while on the ground with three children sitting on your stomach and chest. it's a slight success, they slowly walk back away from you. "Uhh girls, it can tawlk..." the bowed one says. "Yeah... And it is a Knight... aren't the royal guards called Knights?" "Children, calm down, I am not royal, I am new to the land, but surely not a monster. if that is what you mean to insinuate I take no offence to this, you simply knew no better, but once more and we shall quarrel." you nod and frown, turning around and begining to walk away when the three fillies chance after you. "Wait, mister knight! What's your name?" To which you turn around and say, "Sir Anonymous. And you three?" "Applebloom!" "Scootaloo!" "Sweetie Belle!" Wait, you heard Rarity say her name. "Sweetie Belle, I take it you are related to Miss Rarity?" "Uh-huh! She's my SISter!" Her voice cracks are adorable but you should be going. "I am staying with Miss Rarity, I take it the pinkie room with the small bed is yours...?" "Yep!" "You should invest in a larger bed." with that you chuckle and begin walking back towards the boutique, once inside you nod to Rarity, sit down on the couch she has and have a nap.