Title:           Oh them days in Equestria. (suggestive?)
Author:          CorporalPunishment
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/XFWRgk0R
First Edit:      Tuesday 2nd of April 2013 06:25:51 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 2nd of April 2013 06:25:51 PM CDT

>Day does it ever stop in Equestria?
>Wake up with yellow quiet on your chest, smiling, "Are quadruple homicides your fetish anon?"
What is this, I don't even.
>Flutterslut leans back and you see all of the mane6 except twilight hanging from ropes on your rafters.
>sigh and lay back down.
No, quadruple homocides are not my fetish.
>With a sigh she looks back, "No luck girls..."
>The ponies sigh and climb down from the ropes.
Better luck next time, flutters.
>With a grin she flies into your face. "You mean I was close!?"
No, not at all.
>fluttershy then leaves and fall back asleep thankfully avoiding
>fucking fluttershy.
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>Day haggis in Equestria.
>Scottish wake up, whiskey doused clothing, and an unshaved beard
>Find a fly in your glass, eat it because it probably drank your beer.
"Och, ye laddy."
>Open your door and find a pony dressed a sheep. "Are... are sheep your fetish ano- AAH!!"
>You tear off your sweaty kilt and rut the sheep pony.
>after the vigorous rutting the costume falls off.
>It's rainbow dash... You... [spoiler] came inside [/spoiler] rainbow dash
"Och, laddess, how'd ye know me fetish was sheep?"
>She grins and winks, "I heard you talk about them. don't worry I won't tell fluttershy."
"Damn right ye won't, else I'll make ye intae haggis."
>Today was a Scottish day.
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>Day waffle maker in Equestria.
>Wake up, smell waffles, skip triple S and investigate your kitchen...
>It's pinkie, using all of the ninety pounds of waffle mix you bought the day before.
>What? you really like pancakes...
>She already has a scale model of Canterlot in waffles... and is not working on Ponyville and Appleoosa.
"Pinkie.... why are in my house?"
>She giggles and shrugs. "I dunno Nony, I thought you'd like to have waffles...."
>"But... the... model?"
>"I got bored."
>"gotcha."
>With that you answer your door and give an evil eye at fluttershy.
>"Anon... Today... I am gonna tell you my fetish."
>"I don't care fluttershy." You sigh and facepalm, soitbegins.jpg
>"I like to take rope, tie myself up and have angel bunny spank me."
>Whatisthis.gif
>"What the fuck... get the fuck out flutters."
>She struggles and steps towards you. "NO! Tell me your fetish ANON!"
>She started to use the stare... ohsitniggerwhattayadoin.gif
>you feel yourself getting a whyboner.
>"I like being dominated..."
>She sighs. "I'm sorry anon that's not my fetish..."
>you suddenly feel her stare faded and she leaves.
>Did that just happen?
>Pinkie walks in and slaps your as with a spatula... wait what?
>"So you like being Dominated...?" she giggles and closes the door, suddenly dominatrix clothes...
>you feel your boner break Luna's moon in half with it's power!
>And you spent the rest of that day
>fucking pinkie pie.
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>Day just like in my Japanese anime in Equestria.
>you woke up, SO KAWAII!
>answered door to fluttershy SO KAWAII
>Got raped by fluttershy SO KAWAII!
>Spent rest of your life in equestrian mental hospital.... SO KAWAII UGGUUU!
>end forever.