- >The time has finally come, its taken 3 months but it was worth it
- >In front of you sits a very large jar with a green cloud swirling around in it
- >You honestly don't remember why you starting bottling your farts in the first place
- >Not that it matters
- >Hear the daily knock
- >Don your NBC gear
- >Open door
- >You sealed all the other vents such as windows and doors into your home for maximum effect
- "Fluttershy come in! I have something for you to smell!"
- >"R-really!? *squeee*"
- >Close the door behind her
- "Fluttershy have you ever smelled a bad fart before?"
- >"Well there was this one time tha-"
- "Shut the fuck up it was rhetorical"
- >Open the jar
- >She gags and her eyes water
- >Then she pounces you
- >"These are tears of joy sweetie"
- >No escape
- >Pull off your mask and choke upon your own ass gas
- >Still better than
- >Fucking Fluttershy
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