Title:           Oneshot 2
Author:          Cordan
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/tNKpALRr
First Edit:      Tuesday 4th of December 2012 08:30:06 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 4th of December 2012 08:30:06 PM CDT

>You are an astartes
>You were transported here against your will
>But you remain prepared, ready to serve the emperor, should he fetch you from this strange place
>You have wondered if it was the powers of chaos that brought you here, as it seemed warp like, or magical in nature.
>Never matter, you have taken to enjoying your time with the locals
>You have lately been spending large amounts of time with the pegasus "Fluttershy"
>You are in her house
>"Think how nice it would be, you, and me,"
>"It would be VERY pleasurable
"What you say is true..."
>"Bow to Slaanesh for mommy"
"I cannot...for I serve another..."
>"What do you mean?"
"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD"
>You punch her
>Her skull explodes
>You drink the blood
"FOOOOR THE GLOOORRRY OF KHORNEEEEE!"