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By: Cordan on Jan 3rd, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.82 KB  |  hits: 73  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day fetish and fetish accessory salesman in Equestria
  2. >Pinkie Pie got bored one day and opened a sex shop
  3. >Not that you have a problem with it since she gave you a job there, hell she made you the assistant manager
  4. >Your in the backroom checking stocks when you hear the thing on the door that dings when some one opens it
  5. "Just a moment!"
  6. "Welcome to the Big Fetish sup-...."
  7. "What do you want Fluttershy?"
  8. >"I w-was wondering if ssselling other people fetishes was your fetish?"
  9. "No?"
  10. >She walks to a corner of the shop
  11. >The part of the shop with the dragon dildos
  12. >She returns a moment later with one thats nearly as large as a claymore sword
  13. >Why does Pinko even stock that stuff, its literally meant to be a wallhanger
  14. >"C-can you reccomend this product as being high quality?"
  15. "I uh...I'm sure Pinkie only has the best"
  16. >"H-have you tested these p-p-products yourself?"
  17. "No, if you are not here for serious business I'm going to have to ask you to leave"
  18. >She walks to another part of the shop
  19. >You go about your duties as assistant manager
  20. >She returns a moment later
  21. >"I-I would l-like to checkout now"
  22. >Ring her up, she purchased:1 broadsword length dragon dildo, leather clothing of some sort, and fluorescent lube of differing colors
  23. >After you lock up the shop that day you are walking home
  24. >Fluttershy appears looking like braveheart in almost leather armor wearing the lube as warpaint
  25. >"T-there-eep"
  26. >"THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!"
  27. >You think fast and pull out your dildo lightsaber [all employees get one]
  28. >You hit the button and it deploys its blade with a 'schlonk' sound instead of cool lazer noises
  29. >You and Fluttershy fight
  30. >You gain an opportunity and thrust [not with your pelvis]
  31. "DIRECT HI-BLERG"
  32. >You jammed the sword into her marehood
  33. >Drop the sword
  34. >Run home
  35. >That night you dreamed of strangling Jarjar
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