Title:           Oneshot 1
Author:          Cordan
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/S3sbVTYB
First Edit:      Monday 26th of November 2012 10:50:09 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 26th of November 2012 10:50:09 PM CDT

>Day installing gentoo in equestria
"What the hell is this shit"
"I have to compile my own kernal?"
"I BUILD THIS SHIT OFF A TARBALL?"
>What in the hell were you thinking
>Fluttershy ASCII art appears on your terminal
>"Is Richard Stallman your fetish?"
"GET THAT SOCIALIST AWAY FROM ME"
>Screen goes blank
>Reboot to windows because fuck you Stallman
>Terrible terrible bluescreen
>"Is deleting system 32 your fetish anon?"
"GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE"
>unplug ethernet cable
>Fucking Stallmanshy