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Pinkie Plays Blackjack

By: Cool_Guy on May 15th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.66 KB  |  hits: 43  |  expires: Never
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  1. Inspired by the Warner Bros. short "Bonanza Bunny".
  2. >"Have you ever played Blackjack before Pinkie?"
  3. >"Of course I have Nonny!"
  4. >"In that case, let's begin."
  5. >You begin shuffling the deck, and set it in front of Pinkie
  6. >"Alright Pinkie, cut the deck."
  7. >She takes out a cleaver and literally "cuts" the deck
  8. >"No no no, like this!"
  9. >You shuffle another deck you had lying around, and properly cut the deck in half
  10. >You begin by dealing to Pinkie first
  11. >"Can I stay with just one card?"
  12. >"Uhhh, sure Pinkie."
  13. >You flip over your cards
  14. >"A queen makes ten, and a jack makes twenty. Beat that!"
  15. >"I win!"
  16. >Pinkie flips over her card
  17. >It's a 21
  18. >Fucking Pinkie
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