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Every Time

By: Cool_Guy on May 16th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.59 KB  |  hits: 66  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You've been dating Pinkie Pie for several months now, and she's everything you've ever wanted in a mare
  2. >She's funny, nice, and always knows how to make you smile on a bad day
  3. >There's just one problem: you can't discuss sex with her
  4. >Whenever you do, she starts laughing uncontrollably
  5. >And while her laugh, which includes giggles and snorts, is cute, you really want to further your relationship
  6. >You tried waiting it out once, figuring she'd eventually wear herself out
  7. >You took her to the hospital 10 minutes later, afraid that she wasn't getting any air
  8. >You really hope this is just a phase