Anon the Lich part 3

>In ponyville, buying some fresh Quills.

>Don't want a fucking Sofa, stop asking you asshole.

>I could syphon your soul out of your fucking eyesockets

>Why won't you stop trying to sell me furniture?

"Listen, my friend.."

>The salesman looks at you, curiously

"Shut. Up. Please."

>Grab your quills, toss the bits on the counter, and fuck off at Warp 12.

>Two feet from the door, you nearly slam into Pinkie.

>Not this shit too

>"Hiya Anon! What are ya doin'? Are ya busy? Where ya headed to?"

>Barely have time to finish this thought before she keeps talking.

>"So I was wondering, I'm throwing a party today, and I would love if you were to come to it!"

>How to explain this gently...

"I am sorry, Pinkie, but my schedule is rather packed at the moment. I have numerous spells I need to Catalogue, and I am horrendously tardy as is, I canno-"

>Pinkies mane deflates

>You look around a little bit.

>Last thing you needed was Pinkies dimension-rattling abilities disturbing your secrets

"Alright. I'll come. When is it?"

>She is once again energized.

>You can feel in your gut this will not end well.

>Hour later, arrive at the party.

>Damn Pinkie, this takes the cake.

>Over nine-thousand ponies present

>This will be painful.

>You live in a tower, in isolation. You are not a socialite.

>Find Pinkie as best you can.

"Hello Pinkie!"

>Let's get this over with

>"Hey Anon! Liking the party?"

"I love it. I'm gonna go mingle, see you about!"

>Walk off, then when you're sure you're out of sight, meld into the shadows, dissappearing in a blot of oily smoke.

>Spend the next few hours waiting, bored, in the shadows.

>Finally, a more managable number.

>Return from the shadows, and find Twilight

"That was a huge party, Pinkie outdid herself this time."

>"Yeah, that was seriously crazy. I didn't see you at all though!"

>Shit.

"I was mostly along the peripherals. I'm not too much of a party goer."

>Rarity approaches

>"Me neither, where were you this whole time, Anon darling?"

>Oh Nerull, this is going poorly

"Mostly sitting by the walls. I was a little uncomfortable in the crowd."

>Applejack approaches. You expect the worst

>"Now that ya mention it, I didn't see mucha Anon either. Where Did ya get off ta?"

>Mellifleur spare me

>Fluttershy this time, she's looking healthier, thankfully.

>"Oh, it's alright girls. He spent most of his time with me. He knows how shy I can be, and wanted to keep me company."

>The accusing air evaporates, and everyone is happy with you.

>You glance at Fluttershy, making 'Eye' contact for a split moment.

>You know exactly what she's doing.

>You owe her now, and she wants more.

>mfw she follows you as you make to leave.

>Burning rubber to get away from fluttershy

>She hounds you like the beasts of Hell

>Nearly at your tower

>With a motion, the door flies open, and you DIVE

>DIVE DIVE DIVE!

>AAUOOOGA!

>You catch three feet of air, atleast, and slide a good five feet into your tea room.

>Black whisps grip the door and slam it shut

>You're safe now

>Your wards are strong enough

>The Living canno-

"Nerull spare me..."

>Look upstairs, and watch Fluttershy fly through your open window

>Her appearence dissipates almost immediately, revealing her sickly form

>"I'm sorry Anon, I didn't know you were in such a rush to get home. I would have just flown here first."

>You're trapped in here with a Pegasi that intends to have her way with your femur

>In desperation, you call up a distraction

>In a flash of light, you realize you have no clue what's going to happen

>Your sight returns from the flash, and you find yourself nude and nailed to the floor

>With a giggle, fluttershy lands atop you, and leans in close.

>"Got a lot more to work with tonight, don't we?"

 

Fucking Fluttershy.