Anon the Lich 2 part 2

    >Fuck that noise.

    >In fact, fuck being dead.

    >Not like you intended to stay dead anyways though. It was all at the simple cost of a shaky plan that you thought up as you went along, that was liable to fall apart at any moment.

    >Thankfully, a small tear in reality leading directly to the Netherworld in an out-of-the-way section of the Everfree that played host to a powerful, secretive recluse-mage was unlikely to attracted attention.

    >Now, to get away from that damned knight.

    "You insufferable maggot, Be gone!"

    >You fire a barrage of fireballs in this realm of darkness, the soul-stuff of that one knight you thought you'd dealt with attempting to slay your soul.

    >Well, your new one.

    >Old one was starting to smell, and was utterly obliterated by the Elements.

    >Good thing you struck a bargain with the Carrion Lord of Decay, the annihilation of a diety in exchange for a new soul to link your conciousness to.

    >The knight backs off for a moment. Time to review.

    >Send your shadow into the Netherworld to commune with the Avatar of Death as Molestia arrives: Check.

    >Tear a small slip in reality that you could later pop out of: Check

    >Get Molestia annihilated utterly: Double Check.

    >You hadn't planned on being destroyed, but you knew you needed a contingency, especially with how out-classed you all were.

    >Shit, knight's charging at you.

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    >Sucks to be you, Negris!

>You flip over the Knight as his etherial form charges forwards.

>The blasted, lightless wastes of this plane are easy to navigate with your knowledge, especially of how the energy works.

>The Knight shouldn't be here though, unless he's hardly as pure as he pretended to be.

>And he calls you a monster...

>"You demon, Get back here!"

"Now now, no need to yell you ruffian, I'm right here."

>Nerull, was this bumkin honestly thinking he could take you on?

>You'd laugh if not for the fact that you can't be cocky, you die now, and it's the eternal void for you.

>Maybe stripping his soul wasn't that good of an idea.

>Yeah, probably should have just scoured him from existence instead.

>"You trapped me here! I know it!"

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"Please, no hell I could construct would equate to what's coming to you, rest assured."

>You lash out with a barrage of DoomBolts, the corrupt magic detonating in a powerful wash.

>That faggot charges right through it anyways.

>fuckingdiealready.TarGA

>Enough of this shit, time to get to that rift.

>It's not that far away, you can feel the negative energy currents drawing you to it.

>Just a little bit further...

>"You won't leave here!"

>Asshole has my leg.

>Like I give a fuck.

>Full steam ahead, fuck the police.

"Thank you for your accommodations, Death, but I believe I've overstayed my welcome."

>The lord of this realm knows what you're doing now.

>The black ichor of this realm tries to stop you, but as before:

>Like I give a fuck.

>The rift in time and space tries to hold you back.

>Black ichor drags along your emerging frame.

>Hands of pure dark energy reach for you, that Knight still on your heel, trying to drag you back

"I am tired of your ceaseless interference. Good day, Death!"

>A barrage of possitive energy flies from your hands, slamming into the rift. The Knight screams, the land screams, everything around you screams.

>It wasn't that pleasent for you to use this kind of magic, but it didn't hurt THAT much.

>The ground buckles, the inchor of the Netherworld sloshing off of you.

>Well, you did it.

>You beat death.

>You laugh hysterically, still floating in the air.

"That is not dead which can eternal lie. Yet with strange aeons even death may die!"

>Oh, you loooved that quote.

>"A-... Anon? Is.. is that you?"

>hl2.exe has stopped working.