
Anon the Lich 2 part 1
>You are Anonymous the Lich
>With a temporal crash, energy spilling off of your form, you step into the primary control room of the Monitor.
>He wheels around to look at you, arcing an eyebrow.
"Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga"
>You move in for a fist-bump
>He covers your hand as if to high five you
>You pull your hand back as he pulls his back
>He goes in for a fist bump
>You cover it with you hand
>Your slide them out, sliding the fingers in a handshake
>With a snap, you put your arm around him
>"What's good, AnonLich?"
"Not much Brosif. Just got my ass glassed. Thought I'd come hang for a little."
>There's a crash, as another Discord materializes.
>"Uuugh, let me handle this joker."
"No no, please, let me. I have an idea."
>The Monitor gets an evil grin as you stalk forwards.
"LOL NUB DAT SUM WEEK DPS UNINSTAL GAME N00B!"
>Discord tilts his head at you
>You take a strange stance, channeling arcane power
"CLERIC WTF YOU NEED TO DOTS!"
>Taking the cue, the Monitor rushes up and punches Discord, who's still confused as fuck.
>"I'll... Just... Come back later."
>He poofs.
>MUCH LEVITY