- >Day Costco in Equestria
- >Somehow the Ponies have a Costco as well
- >Your membership card is even still good.
- >Devouring samplers with Rainbro when Pinkie Pie flies up
- >"Ohmigosh Anon you gotta come see they have a fudge booth!"
- >Go get a free sample of fudge.
- >Tastes a little like hay, but it's free fudge.
- >Enjoying delicious random foods, when something catches your eye.
- >You wander over to the mix-and-match 6-packs of muffins.
- >Mouth salivating
- >Slowly, gingerly, grab a double chocolate and blueberry package.
- >With your treasures in tow, you begin your escape, when-
- >Pinkie pie
- >Right the fuck outta nowhere
- >"Oh hey anon they have-"
- >She spies your muffins.
- >You spy her brownie bites
- >She glares at your muffins
- >You lean away
- >She shifts her gaze to you
- >Shh, no words, only fear now.
- >Spin around, punch a pony off of his cart, and sprint down the isle with your treasures held close to your bussom.
- >Pinkie pie hot on your heels, gaining fast.
- >Shove the cart and hop in
- >Careen down the isle, ponies scattering wildly.
- >With a crash,myour cart hits the register and you are sent onto the conveyor belt.
- >Head hits scanner
- >Scanner beeps.
- >You cost over nine thousand bits.
- >"May I see your membership card?"
- >Hand it over
- >You now cost fifteen bits.
- >Buy muffins, and guard them with your life on the way home.
- >Today was a Costco day.
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Anon in Costco (Shitty comedy sketch)
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