Title:           /r/ AB x Anon 1
Author:          CollapsibleAnon
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/R3UF7UHh
First Edit:      Sunday 16th of August 2015 07:55:42 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 16th of August 2015 07:55:42 AM CDT

>Day fuck yo coat nyugguh
>You're Apple Bloom
>Youngest of the apple brood
>You're currently presenting your new pesticide to a group of orange farmers.
>Nervously you use your mouth to spurt of the liquid on one of the brown, hole covered, brown orbs, currently covered in insects.
>Within 5 seconds the insects die and the fruit solidifies into the bright orange ball it originally was.
>Satisfied with your work you turn around to the applause of the farmers.
>You see no farmers, but instead a herd of stallions much to your embarrassment.
>All of them having their "things" out.
>You scream.
>Upon opening your eyes you find yourself back in your room.
>It was all a dream, a very odd dream, a very, VERY odd dream.
>You grunt, before getting up and heading to the bathroom.
>You go through your morning routine, you shower, brush your teeth and tie in one of your familiar pink bows.
>Going downstairs you zoom through your breakfast of [spoiler]blueberry[/spoiler] pancakes and follow Apple Jack outside
'Just a few chores, and then crusadin.'
>You say as you begin pouring slop into the pig troughs
>Hearing Apple Jack talking to turn in her direction.
>'Alrighty, and this here is tha pig pen.'
>'Wait, you keep pigs? Isn't that like slavery here?'
>Hearing the unfamiliar voice, you turn to see a tall, green thing.
>You'd read about them in Cheerilee's class, what were they called again?
>Hoomans?
>You ponder, looking back you see your sister arguing with him.
>'Look, ah don know how ya do thing where ya come from, but this is how we do it here.'
>'But that's fucking wrong you orange horse, aren't they sentient to?'
>'Anon, ah already told ya, they ain't like us.'
>'But you don't even eat meat!'
>With that AppleJack bucked him with her foreleg.
>You recoil a bit as you see him fall to the ground.
>'Listen Anon, ah'm not payin ya to ask questins, ya can ask Apple Bloom.'
>You jump a bit as you hear her say your name and see her point.
>'Yeah, whatever.' Anon says
>'Good, now get tah work.' AJ says before leaving
>Anon grumbles some vulgarities before standing up.
>He turns to you.
>'Hey kid, you know where the 3rd field is?'
'Ah, Uhhhh..'
>You freeze up, you can't talk straight, trying your hardest you settle on light.
'Ya.'
>'Alright, lead the way.'
>Standing up, you begin moving toward the field of the opposite side of the farm from the club house.
>You're blushing the whole way there.
>You can't figure out why, you just looked at him and it's like..
>You like him?!
>The thought only makes you blush even more.
>You turn to see him.
>He's looking ahead, one hand on his eye.
'A-Ah'm sorry mah sis hit you.'
>'Don't be, it my fault for trying to make sense of this crazy world.'
>His words burn a hole in your head, you feel a twinge in your stomach, and your heart starts racing.
>Your knees get weak but you continue.
>After about another 10 minutes of walking you arrive at the upper most part of the farm.
'w-wer here.'
>'Finally, anyway thanks kid, Apple Bloom was it?
>You gulp.
'Yeah..'
>'Cute, now I should be getting to work.'
>Cute?!
'okay, b-bye.'
>Turning around, you run back towards the barn.
>Maybe Apple Jack could explain this?