- >One morning while giving Sweetie Belle her morning enema you remember you hadn't had a muffin since yesterdays morning
- >You had to cut the enema short, much to Sweeties dismay, but more pressing matters were into play
- >Heading over to Derpy's house for your Breakfast you remember something
- >Derpy is a fucking retarded horse that fed you a chocolate muffin made out of her feces
- >Granted it was better than anything else she had given you, what she did was still horseshit and you would have no more of it
- >Instead, you make a right turn and decide to have a cupcake at Sugarcube Corner instead
- >Pinkie was celebrating Independence Day
- >You had been holding lectures on American history when you arrived here
- >Pinkie is a die hard patrot, calls herself Uncle Sam now
- >Uncle Sam was dressing up Scootaloo in Feathers
- >Judging from the skinned hen lying in a pile beside her barrel grill and the Deep-Frying-Cannon
- >She probably took some of Fluttershy's chickens, she won't be happy
- >But it's Fluttershy so no one really cares anyways
- >"Adding some brown paint and this beak from my chicken costume and you're now officially a proud bold eagle" -Uncle Sam exclaimed in glee
- >"NOW SOAR!, and spread news about minor celeberties!"
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